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fungusman
from Monster Island on 2005-05-19 01:28 [#01604504]
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VADERHOWLING NOOOOOOOOOO! AT THE END ?!?!?!?!
hahahaha
Lot's of bad parts in the movie ... they seemed almost intentional!
"You will be called Darth Vader" Like what ?! Babies ?!
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-05-19 01:34 [#01604510]
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i personally think they all suck. episode 3 - i haven't seen it yet, but previous (one or how many is there) give me a STRONG feeling that I've seen this as a fifteen year old in a soviet cinema in Melitopol. They are selling old thing, telling that it is new.
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sneakattack
on 2005-05-19 01:40 [#01604515]
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I bet the soviet film was much sweeter. I bet it fucking kicked ass, actually.
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Matvey
from Kiev (Ukraine) on 2005-05-19 01:50 [#01604522]
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it was not soviet - it was some old star wars, where actors performed the same scenario as in one of these new star wars.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-19 02:12 [#01604530]
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Well I've heard different about it.
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w M w
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-19 02:27 [#01604535]
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ha ha, what did you expect. Your description made me laugh though I havn't seen it. I can just picture how stupid it is.
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Amnesiac
from ERIE (United States) on 2005-05-19 02:46 [#01604549]
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whatever stupid backwards talk exploiting line yoda had was awful
few other complaints though, great movie
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-05-19 05:40 [#01604642]
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yeah, they all suck.
star wars nerds suck even harder.
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2005-05-19 05:46 [#01604648]
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haven't seen any yet..i saw some silly people waiting in line for a week before the premiere to get the tickets. im pretty sure (from pics i saw) i'd find it very boring and not worth watching though :D
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-05-19 08:11 [#01604830]
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the transition from anikan (sans suit) to vader (avec suit) was really campy. as was palpatines first use of the dark side.
those two parts were disheartening. the rest of the movie was good though, and it had moments of awesome sprinkled in.
i definately think it's the best of the prequels, and probably better than return of the jedi.... i guess.
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Combo
from Sex on 2005-05-19 08:12 [#01604832]
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i don't like star wars
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soundguy
from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-19 08:44 [#01604885]
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episode 1 was o.k. the first couple of times, fell asleep during clone wars (twice) so still haven't seen it, not really that excited about episode 3.
I'm old enough to remember the originals when they first came out but why bother?
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fungusman
from Monster Island on 2005-05-19 08:53 [#01604905]
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It's worth seeing. It's a ten no doubts.
Just try to remember, they are PG movies.
A lot of the "DUMB" scenes arn't for us 21 year olds. And I think that most complainers don't have any idea that it's a FAMILY MOVIE. Thats like wanting Aladin 2 to show titties.
But people are generally not the smart and rational so they will bitch this movie out for ever :P
Lots of Camp parts "YOU WILL BE KNOWN AS DARTH VADAR" is reaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllll bad. But it's so bad you can laugh at it :)
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-19 09:17 [#01604945]
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i saw this last night, better than i expected but definately a lot of LAME moments.
I couldnt stop laughing after the scene where darth vader (with suit) speaks. Its SO crap.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo etc
Other stupid things:
that camp annoying thing that looked like a green lion with a peacock mane and sounded like a cat being electrocuted with a gazoo in its mouth that obi wan rides for 20 minutes
The anakin turning to the dark side bit: "what have i done, oh god oh god etc" "join the dark side and kill some children" "sure why not"
The entire script
The fact that anakins whole reason for joining the dark side is demolished at the end and he basically shrugs his shoulders and says "ah fuck it i've joined now - homies for life"
The way the jedi were killed off was shite - it should have been the highlight of the movie
Why the hell did Yoda give up his fight when he clearly hadn't lost at that point?
The pointless addition of wookies
The 'humourous' yoda lines (cringe)
The gaping plot holes
Apart from all that, this was the best star wars movie...
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2005-05-19 09:21 [#01604953]
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oh and how could i forget:
the wheezing robot
The slaughtering of the council - they just stand around waiting to be hit like extras who havent been told the film is rolling
the fact that jar jar didnt get raped and murdered by c3po
The squeezing out babies like ping pong balls scene
the awful awful awful make-up job they did on sideous - he looked like someone from that film 'bad taste'
erm, i think that was it. Despite all these things i did enjoy it a lot more than the phantom 'mesagonnapissyouofffor2andahalfhours" menace and that other piece of crap one
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 08:09 [#01620131]
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shite shite shite
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Zeus
from San Francisco (United States) on 2005-06-02 09:47 [#01620244]
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not disagreeing with a lot of your stuff... but just one little thing...
general grevious or whatever, wasnt a robot. if you look, youll see his eyes are flesh, and he has organs under his chest plate. hes mostly machine, keeping the organism alive.
thats why hes wheezing.
I thought it was a wheezing robot too, and I was like wtf... but then I noticed the eyes and the organs.
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Morton
from out (Netherlands, The) on 2005-06-02 10:01 [#01620252]
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remember it's just a movie
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herbwest
from Seattle (United States) on 2005-06-02 11:12 [#01620343]
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he's wheezing because Samuel Jackson crushed his innards in the animated 'Clone Wars', which (now having seeing Ep.III) is better than any of the three prequels. It's almost exculsively fighting and nothing but.
Jedi's geting shot in the back...how fucking lame.
"You're going down a path, I cannot follow." OUCH!!!!
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scup_bucket
from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2005-06-02 11:41 [#01620390]
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I cringed through the whole movie, double lame-o
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aphextriplet
from your mothers bedroom (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 15:17 [#01620788]
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if grevious is half organism, how did he survive in space without a space ship?
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hevquip
from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2005-06-02 15:37 [#01620798]
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with a name like Star Wars and six fucking movies, this whole series could've been badass shit with like space samurai's and people being turned into evil droid people and the dark side being some ancient race that first explored the galaxy and unlocked crazy powers.
someone was telling me that lucas sold the movie rights to another company. so perhaps if we see another star wars movie come out, it won't suck.
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2005-06-02 15:43 [#01620802]
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Yes, the originals were made when everyone was much cooler. They almost went out of their way to make the new ones dorky and fake. Totally shitty films. I hate them.
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bogala
from NYC (United States) on 2005-06-02 15:46 [#01620805]
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Even the droids in the old ones sounded cooler. They had to fuck that up too? And they totally got lazy w/ computer graphics. Way too much CG.
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Combo
from Sex on 2005-06-02 15:46 [#01620807]
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I personnaly think that this kind of films, with a lot of special effects and a poor story (and don't tell me about a complex story ahahah), well this kind of film is un watchable more than 1minute30seconds, unless you are a child less than 12 years old.
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WeaklingChild
from Glasgow (United Kingdom) on 2005-06-02 17:47 [#01620906]
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ewan mcgregor: YOOO WERR LIKE MA BUTHERRRR!!!!!!
it blew
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cie jiks mawp
from motion to descend (Australia) on 2005-06-02 17:55 [#01620909]
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when the wookies swing out from (?) there is a tarzan yell! This made me cringe and question what the fuck i was doing at the premiere of this shitty thing.
Also when palpatine reminds anakin about the sand people and his mother there is a dodgey sand honk noise.
LAME LAME GAY
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recycle
from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-06-02 22:56 [#01621105]
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they are different when you see them at 30, then when you see them at 5
recycle approves of the 6 make that 7 or 8 dvd box set.
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ftc
from Australia on 2005-06-03 02:20 [#01621204]
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another shitty line, from episode 2...
yoda: around the survivors, a perimeter create
fucking hell.
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