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offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2005-04-29 13:46 [#01580531]
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i was about to have dinner and as i was opening the can it
nearly cut of my finger.
motherfuckers never tried to do some safety shit for their
customers.
right now i'm enyoing a deep cut which pulsates...

blood bath


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-29 13:47 [#01580533]
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yuck. why would you eat that?


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2005-04-29 13:49 [#01580536]
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cos i didn't have a choice and the top was pretty hard to
open.

the blood just didn't stop with the compression.

i'm sending an email to those mofos.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-29 13:50 [#01580540]
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aw, i was just kidding, really. i've never tried it. was
it foie gras?


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2005-04-29 13:52 [#01580542]
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lol, a what?


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-29 13:53 [#01580544]
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wait, what exactly is this stuff in the can? is it the food
(missing the punctuation) or something else i'm not aware
of?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-04-29 13:54 [#01580546]
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i cut my finger on a beer can one time in the rain and it
bled like a fucking son of a bitch.

i bandaged it up with toilet paper and duct tape.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-29 13:55 [#01580547]
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duct tape bandages - i've been there, man...


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-04-29 13:56 [#01580549]
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*bloody hi5*


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2005-04-29 14:23 [#01580583]
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food yea...pate,u know what pate is ?

cutting sucks!


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-29 14:25 [#01580585]
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i know what pâté is. :[]


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-04-29 14:25 [#01580586]
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I've got a paper cut on my finger that really stings if that
makes you feel any better. I think yours is the first paté
related injury I have ever heard of.


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2005-04-29 14:36 [#01580602]
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how do canadians box pate..in metal cans or?


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-04-29 14:39 [#01580609]
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I have always bought my paté as a shrink wrapped block or a
slice from the deli.


 

offline mimi on 2005-04-29 14:40 [#01580612]
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pâté

â = alt 131
é = alt 130

i hate these damn shortcuts



 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-04-29 14:43 [#01580616]
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é = alt+0233
â = alt+0226


 

offline forck_02lynix from brooklyn on 2005-04-29 15:20 [#01580658]
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é = opt+e, e
â = opt+i, a

yay for macintosh apples


 

offline Key from Bbbbarrow-in-f (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-29 15:31 [#01580669]
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My friend did this with a can of Spam somehow badly slicing
both hands.

And the key to his cupboard containing the first aid kit was
in his pocket meaning I had to reach in and retrieve it lest
he bloody his pants. It was pretty uneasy.


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2005-04-29 17:07 [#01580720]
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yea,i'm thiking to write an email to the people who do the
product in order to secure the opener,cos this way doesn't
lead to joy of eating.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-29 17:11 [#01580723]
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"this way doesn't lead to joy of eating." hahaha... that's
great

i'm sorry to hear about your accident, though.


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2005-04-29 20:21 [#01580876]
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i'm so pissed that i did an elektro track!

inspiration comes in various ways!


 


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