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ecnadniarb
on 2005-04-27 17:36 [#01578156]
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If the world was filled with people from this message board it would be a much better place.
As it stands, in general, it is a fucking shit heap filled with self satisfying cretins.
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fleetmouse
from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-27 17:38 [#01578157]
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Are you saying we should...
procreate?
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ecnadniarb
on 2005-04-27 17:39 [#01578161]
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I'm getting worse :(
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2005-04-27 17:41 [#01578164]
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The streets would be empty, and everyone would be a pasty, unwashed alcoholic.
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ecnadniarb
on 2005-04-27 17:44 [#01578166]
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Better than back stabbing snivelling twats who get offended when you tell them their pointless prattle interests you less than modern day politics.
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k_maty
on 2005-04-27 17:44 [#01578168]
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We love you too!
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2005-04-27 17:46 [#01578173]
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You're right. People ARE cunts.
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2005-04-27 17:49 [#01578180]
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If the world was filled with people from this message board the male to female ratio would be awful.
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sneakattack
on 2005-04-27 17:51 [#01578188]
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I'm quite luckily, I live in a rather insular environment. The average person I encounter is pretty badass.
I actually panic when I get a glimpse of the principles guiding most of the world
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ecnadniarb
on 2005-04-27 17:55 [#01578200]
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I noticed a reference the other day by earthleakage that pertained to an insight into things that most people don't have. I have often thought about it myself and thought it was ego talking, but after much self reflection I have decided that it is something tangible. It is an affliction people who think to much are affected by. Going over the same scenario countless times analysing every aspect. I can see how it drives some people to insanity.
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sneakattack
on 2005-04-27 17:58 [#01578204]
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that happens to me less now because I don't associate with females as much (heh)
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2005-04-27 17:59 [#01578207]
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That's the reason i can't sleep most nights. Fucking cunting shitbag brain.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-27 18:03 [#01578215]
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there'd only be: 3792 people in the world (and many of these would be copies of other ones)
Up until now there would only have been 1564702 statements Today there would've been 741 statements there would only have been 74726 onversations, 30% of which would only be people saying stuff out loud with no-one replying, and 30 more percent would be conversations that were stopped by randomly passing grey people.
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ecnadniarb
on 2005-04-27 18:04 [#01578216]
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Much like heaven.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-27 18:05 [#01578218]
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tolstoyed, Ophecks, Ceri JC, qrter, nacmat, titsworth, uzim, ecnadniarb, virginpusher and w M w would be really though.
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-27 18:06 [#01578220]
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hahaha!
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-27 18:10 [#01578227]
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I'd buy you all drinks.
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Lust Incarnate
from the edge of the deep green sea (United States) on 2005-04-27 18:11 [#01578228]
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I would say that everyone would be going after me because of the awesome symbol on my fucking forehead. ;]
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sneakattack
on 2005-04-27 18:12 [#01578229]
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don't worry, I'd make fun of you.
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Lust Incarnate
from the edge of the deep green sea (United States) on 2005-04-27 18:13 [#01578230]
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That isnt what I wanted. ;(
But okay! :D
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2005-04-27 18:14 [#01578231]
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nothing would get done. it would be a better place, but i doubt it'd last long cos people are too fucking lazy here.
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Lust Incarnate
from the edge of the deep green sea (United States) on 2005-04-27 18:15 [#01578232]
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hahahaha I agree--I am in class right now and I am still being lazy and on this board instead of doing work. Fftt!
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Drunken Mastah
from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-04-27 18:15 [#01578233]
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there cannot be light without darkness... there couldn't only be xlt.. there'd have to be the nation of WATMM, which we apparently would be at war with or something, and in the middle there would lie the neutral country of warp.
also our bodies would have evolved into hedgehog-like pigeons due to the course of evolution.
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2005-04-27 18:17 [#01578236]
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dont worry xlt will be here when you flunk your course :P
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Lust Incarnate
from the edge of the deep green sea (United States) on 2005-04-27 18:20 [#01578237]
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hahahahah I'll tell you when the professor figures out I am fucking around and comes over to hit me ;)
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2005-04-27 19:08 [#01578249]
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pro-create? bags not dog_belch!
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2005-04-27 19:12 [#01578251]
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bags p0g0!
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2005-04-27 19:14 [#01578252]
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bags not second!
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-27 19:16 [#01578253]
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the sun would be shaped like Phobiazero's head
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earthleakage
from tell the world you're winning on 2005-04-27 19:17 [#01578254]
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is that jean michel jarre's eye?
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-27 19:18 [#01578255]
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I can't procreate, the booze has sozzled my genes. However, I guess that won't stop me from trying.
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-27 19:19 [#01578257]
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Actually I'd adopt. Men can these days.
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-27 19:19 [#01578258]
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Yes
(no)
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2005-04-27 19:19 [#01578259]
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Tipo van Scoop and cx would have a global chain of gay knocking shops.
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-27 19:27 [#01578267]
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Can anyone recommend me some Yanni?
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2005-04-27 19:31 [#01578270]
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Ha ha!!
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i_x_ten
from arsemuncher on 2005-04-27 19:32 [#01578271]
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xltronic should club together and buy a banana republic.
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2005-04-27 19:33 [#01578272]
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the bags from l.a. > the bags from boston
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-27 19:36 [#01578276]
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I think I'm having a slightly early midlife crisis.
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-27 19:40 [#01578278]
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one day
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-27 19:48 [#01578281]
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What happened to those tapes you could buy in Woolies that were cheap cover versions of Top Chart hits, and they came in a red cassette case. My brother had an album of Status Quo covers by Thunder Road. Why this relentless nostalgia, what is missing in my life? What failed to transpire after so much expectation? Why are there no beers in the fridge?
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-27 19:51 [#01578285]
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Would they, were they still being made, these records of cheaper cover versions, make one of classic techno tracks, by a bunch of faceless IDM session musicians, that's what I was getting at, rather addledly.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2005-04-27 19:52 [#01578286]
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I once got nicked for nicking the best of Henry Mancini from woolworths when I was 14 for a dare. Some butch lady store detective was on me before I could pretend to be a normal shopper.
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2005-04-27 19:54 [#01578287]
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i think i've got that on vinyl.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2005-04-27 19:56 [#01578288]
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Casette cover versions are now ring tones in this backward future... this country...?!?
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-27 19:57 [#01578289]
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Store detectives. Lady store detectives.... Butch lady store detectives. There are worse things in the world but I'd be hard pressed to come up with any.
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2005-04-27 19:57 [#01578290]
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I did for about 9 seconds, the baby elephant walk is amazing!
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JivverDicker
from my house on 2005-04-27 20:02 [#01578292]
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Seriousley, I was acting like I was in a northern Grange Hill. 'I haven't done 'owt. get off, I'll 'av you' etc. but she had an iron grip like Ilsa Koch (she devil of the SS)
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dog_belch
from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-27 20:57 [#01578335]
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I'm definitely going to hell becuase I laughed, not for the first time even, at the name of uber Nazi sex pest Isles of Cock.
Byker Grove never really hit the gritty lows of Grange Hill. I think you're right about the ringtones, every track, from the humblest to the avant garde, is reduced to the same annoying dog-baiting blurps and bleebles. The other day a man, older than even me, was sitting in the cafe/bar, trying out all his ringtones whilst I was trying to relax. BASTARDS
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2005-04-27 21:16 [#01578347]
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Wait, don't people spend more money on ringtones than singles in the UK now? I think i read that somewhere and sighed heavily.
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