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offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-04-24 18:01 [#01575650]
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I can make my eyes blurry on command. The most useless
super power ever. I just flex some kind of inner eyeball
muscle and it happens.

Can anyone else do this? I have astigmatism, this may be an
artifact of that? Of course I only have it in one eye, yet I
can make both my eyes blurry.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-04-24 18:02 [#01575653]
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i can shake my eyes really fast so my pupils look all fuzzy


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-24 18:02 [#01575654]
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me too.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-04-24 18:02 [#01575656]
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if thats what you mean


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-04-24 18:03 [#01575658]
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me too.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-24 18:03 [#01575660]
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it looks like the world is shaking really fast to you.

best fun is to do it when you're talking to someone and
they're looking into your eyes. I've made people fall
backwards that way.


 

offline Vader from € Lisbon, PT on 2005-04-24 18:04 [#01575663]
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I have astigmatism too not sure on the blurry part though.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-04-24 18:05 [#01575666]
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if people look in my eyes i hit them


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-24 18:06 [#01575671]
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i hope never to meet you, then.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-24 18:08 [#01575675]
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as if people would want to look at your face.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-24 18:10 [#01575677]
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i just tried flexing the eyeball muscle as you described and
my eyeballs totally spazzed out.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-24 18:10 [#01575678]
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I don't fully understand. You mean like changing focus? If
stand in front of something 10 feet away but pretend and
focus as if on something 2 inches away, it gets blurry. This
is the phenomenon behind stereoscopic images.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-24 18:10 [#01575679]
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oh, i just realized what you meant by "eyes blurry on
command"! i can also do that. it's weird.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-24 18:12 [#01575682]
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I can cross my littlest and 2nd littlest toes only on my
left foot. It's more like the 2nd littlest somehow is able
to reach underneath the littlest.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-04-24 18:13 [#01575685]
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its okay because i've only hit two people in my life.


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2005-04-24 18:15 [#01575690]
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Not exactly blurry, but when I press my eyeballs (eyelids
shut) with my fingers I see techno videos from 1992. I'm
sure others can too, it's apparantly just the nerves going
crazy from the stimulus.


 

offline handoverthecart on 2005-04-24 18:17 [#01575692]
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I think I can make my eyes go blurry on command, but I'm not
sure. I know that I can cross my eyes or something so that
I see double.


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2005-04-24 18:17 [#01575693]
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now it all makes sense how 90's invented techno!


 

offline handoverthecart on 2005-04-24 18:19 [#01575695]
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Oh, and also if I close my eyes really tight for a while I
can see bright flashing colored lights.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-04-24 18:21 [#01575696]
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i used to be able to turn my eyelids inside out


 

offline oyvinto on 2005-04-24 18:22 [#01575698]
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you mean to squint? i can do that. and i can make my
eyeballs disapere by rolling them up


 

offline vlari from beyond the valley of the LOLs on 2005-04-24 18:23 [#01575701]
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:D

I'm guessing they did it to make it longer, cause I can only
get the fractal type visions for about a minute and then I
get this yellow mouth-shaped/sauron eye thingie.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-04-24 18:28 [#01575707]
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if you mean can i voluntarily make my eyes go out of fucus,
then yes i can.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2005-04-24 18:30 [#01575710]
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thats really bad for your eyes (the pushing on them) i think
it causes brain damage

i can make my left eye twitch


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-04-24 18:39 [#01575715]
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Man, people who can do that crazy eye-shaking thing freak me
out.

You FREAK THE SHIT OUT OF ME, you freaky freaks.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2005-04-24 19:04 [#01575732]
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I can do it too too and I hate to do it but it's so
addictive.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-24 19:07 [#01575738]
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That's nothing. I stimulated my penis until it went all
weird and hard and then, after a bit more stimulus, some
white gunk popped out of it. At the time I thought I was
having a heartattack but then I felt all relaxed afterwards.
NEVER AGAIN.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2005-04-24 19:08 [#01575740]
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OH god please erase this thread, it makes my eyes hurt
whenever I see it :(


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-24 19:13 [#01575747]
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better chop the whole thing off, be done with it.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-04-24 21:15 [#01575870]
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strange.. (in french)


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-04-24 21:17 [#01575874]
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étrange


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2005-04-24 21:18 [#01575876]
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new-age


 

offline Atli from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2005-04-25 06:40 [#01576123]
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if you can't make your eyes blurry then there's something
very wrong.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-04-25 06:46 [#01576127]
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can you repeat the question my eyes were blurry


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-04-25 07:18 [#01576175]
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I can do it and I've resently had my eyes tested with
perfect resultd so it's not a bad thing, it's just changing
the focus of your eyes

It's the same as trying to look at a magic eye picture


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-04-25 07:40 [#01576192]
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when i stroke my eyes they become all moist, they are like
the vaginas of my face!


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-04-25 08:06 [#01576208]
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mmmm vagina eyes


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-04-25 08:07 [#01576209]
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vag-eye-na


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-25 08:40 [#01576233]
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I can make my entire face go out of focus until I am
unrecognizable.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-04-25 09:45 [#01576295]
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Your powers are amazing!


 

offline uzim on 2005-04-25 11:31 [#01576371]
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well, it's useful when speaking in front of an audience for
example... you don't see the audience anymore, just blurry
stuff - it can help against the stress/shyness : )


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-04-25 11:32 [#01576372]
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I can do the blurrrry eye thing.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2005-04-25 12:15 [#01576409]
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''OH god please erase this thread, it makes my eyes hurt
whenever I see it :(''

Same here, maybe we're soulmates? Anyway I want to erase it
but that would be unethical.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-04-25 14:37 [#01576542]
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i can make my eyes blurry.
i can make my eyes shake.
i can look up with one eye and in with the other.
i can look inward with one eye while the other eye goes back
and forth.
i also have superior oblique myochimea which means sometimes
my right eye spazzes and starts looking down and in against
my control.

i think all this stuff is bad for your eyeballs though!



 

offline OK on 2005-04-25 18:49 [#01576878]
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anyone can do it silly. but you shoudn't force your eyes cus
you'll end up shortsighted


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-25 18:51 [#01576880]
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yeah, he'd end up wearing glasses or something.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-04-25 21:38 [#01576986]
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I can do this too. It is a useful tool if someone is
directing you to a questionable picture link. Auto-unfocus.


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2005-04-29 02:19 [#01579747]
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i can blur my eyes. i think the furthest distance i can blur
them at is focusing on something twenty feet away.


 


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