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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2005-04-18 22:58 [#01569894]
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had a pretty serious conversation about moving in with my girlfriend and comparing apartments and prices and all this shit on the phone . . . went on for about an hour. the whole time i was playing halo. then right as we're saying goodnight, i have the flag and i'm about to score and i get betrayed by a teammate, and i yell out, you motherfucker. then i got in trouble with my girl for multitasking or whatever. whatever.
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-04-18 23:01 [#01569895]
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Girls are usually insecure about being less interesting than say... a video game you're playing with your friends. Have you tried upgrading to a smarter model?
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2005-04-18 23:10 [#01569899]
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well yeah i'm just waiting for halo 2 pc to come out
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darkpromenade
from Australia on 2005-04-18 23:12 [#01569901]
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lol
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-crazone
from smashing acid over and over on 2005-04-18 23:36 [#01569902]
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i think you're gifted..
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big
from lsg on 2005-04-19 03:21 [#01569978]
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yea, i cant multitask
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dariusgriffin
from cool on 2005-04-19 03:46 [#01569985]
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You sad idiot.
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thatne
from United States on 2005-04-19 03:59 [#01569989]
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how'd she like el hacedor?
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penexpers
from Toronto (Canada) on 2005-04-19 04:05 [#01569991]
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i had with the same problem once.
I was on the phone and making a track at the same time.
So i gave her the track on cd to say sorry.
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virginpusher
from County Clare on 2005-04-19 05:46 [#01570045]
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Betrayed by a teammate? That is weak!
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Chihiro
from twins land on 2005-04-19 06:02 [#01570058]
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HaHa shit!!! That's no luck.... But women mate. Whatever you do, they'll always find something to complain or be upset about.
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marlowe
from Antarctica on 2005-04-19 06:14 [#01570075]
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I'm not surprised she was offended. If people are trying to talk to you about something they find important, and you have so little respect as to play videogames at the same time, then no wonder.
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2005-04-19 07:12 [#01570106]
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i read that to her and she laughed and said, fuckwagon, thanks for not being a pus-pus. alls good now.
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big
from lsg on 2005-04-19 07:14 [#01570108]
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i dont agree cause fuckwagon is a nice guy
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-04-19 07:20 [#01570116]
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I'm the sad idiot? Why, because I log on to IDM messageboards to call other people sad idiots when they are truely just joking around?
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big
from lsg on 2005-04-19 07:22 [#01570118]
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he's saying you're a sad idiot dariusgriffin
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2005-04-19 07:27 [#01570128]
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Considering some of the threads you've made about women in the past, i'd be surprised if anyone considered you as anything BUT a sad idiot.
Also, that "joke" was shit.
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-04-19 07:30 [#01570133]
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Wow, I'm surprised after 10,000 posts of pure shit that anyone would take me seriously anymore and get offended.
Cry me a river.
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deepspace9mm
from filth on 2005-04-19 07:37 [#01570139]
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It's coming to something when your get-out clause for spouting misogynist nonsense is "hey! everything i say is a pile of shit!". I don't even know how that works.
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-04-19 07:40 [#01570146]
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You know how poetry is only beautiful to the person who wrote it?
This is sorta the same thing.
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plaidzebra
from so long, xlt on 2005-04-19 07:57 [#01570161]
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tonight, a poetry reading at waldenbooks by internet poet weatheredstoner, reading from his collection "bitches is good for nothin'"...
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-04-19 07:59 [#01570165]
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That'll teach you to let your emotions get the best of you.
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-04-19 08:11 [#01570174]
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Ha. If you are talking to your girlfriend about moving in together you better get ready to never play video games ever again.
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-04-19 08:11 [#01570175]
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*snap snap snap*
Thank you thank you, although the correct title is "Most bitches piss me off in more ways than one. Let me count them."
*jumps out window*
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-04-19 08:15 [#01570177]
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I'm often doing music (quietly) when on the phone to my girlfriend. It's only when she says, "are you alright, you sound distracted" that I realise I've not been paying much attention. :-/
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plaidzebra
from so long, xlt on 2005-04-19 08:25 [#01570185]
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how shall i hurt thee? let me count the ways... i shall smite thee in the ankle bone with a ball peen hammer... then, i shall poke thy loins with a flaming kebab... lastly, i shall force thee to endure "clockwork orange"-style weatherstoner's poetry reading this wednesday night...
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2005-04-19 08:26 [#01570186]
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actually i got asked that same question. usually that's my out, i'll be like, oh. . . heh, yeah i'm playing halo, or oh . . . heh, yeah i'm playing poker. but for some reason last night i said, "eh, i'm just tired" . . . dont know why. i think i wanted to just see how well i multitasked. i made it as far as i did and blew it right at the end. betrayed by my own teammate . . . deeper than he knew :(
anyway. like pomme said. so i better get it out of my system now.
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pOgO
from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-04-19 08:38 [#01570194]
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girls just like you to listen to them when your talking
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mark
from out of town on 2005-04-19 08:42 [#01570197]
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I think some guys might like it, too.
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weatheredstoner
from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-04-19 08:44 [#01570200]
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last thursday my gf called me at night just wanting to talk and I told her right away that I was sorry if I'm not paying attention because I'm trying to download episodes of Tom Goes To the Mayor for us to watch on friday night. She understood and kept talking knowing I was only half listening. Shes a cool chika.
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plaidzebra
from so long, xlt on 2005-04-19 09:11 [#01570226]
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"tom goes to the mayor"?
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plaidzebra
from so long, xlt on 2005-04-19 09:12 [#01570228]
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sorry, should've googled first...
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big
from lsg on 2005-04-19 09:12 [#01570230]
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cant we sometimes listen half?
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big
from lsg on 2005-04-19 09:17 [#01570239]
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i guess i'd want a girl i'd always want to listen too and when finding a house i'd leave it to her and give my opinion on some of her options
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2005-04-19 09:51 [#01570286]
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i think i need one of those "wrap it up" boxes sometimes. she can stretch a story out pretty lengthily . . . which actually allows me to half listen and still participate fully in the conversation.
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redrum
from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-04-19 09:58 [#01570293]
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you really are a fuckwagon
i hope she dumps your ass and jumps on the redrum bangwagon
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-04-19 10:39 [#01570366]
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i think i need one of those "wrap it up" boxes sometimes.
she can stretch a story out pretty lengthily . . . which actually allows me to half listen and still participate fully in the conversation.
Yes, the art of bullet point conversations:
+ hello + fact + fact + fact + do you think I should x? + are you free at x on y to do z? + I love you, goodbye.
Rather than the verbal equivalent of a 10,000 word essay on what could be covered in a 45 seconds exchange.
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Mertens
from Motor City (United States) on 2005-04-19 10:47 [#01570382]
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Just make sure she don't flash that box during sex.
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Anus_Presley
on 2005-04-19 11:38 [#01570438]
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I type on Xlt sometimes when I'm on the phone and generrally I have to stop talking completely when I post. It pisses people off but i make my excuses.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-19 12:33 [#01570508]
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jesus you're insanely organised.
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2005-04-19 12:35 [#01570514]
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*exposes secret jet engine from rear canvas opening*
*fucking revs the fuck up and pops a big ass wheelie*
*accelerates to full speed (mach 7) instantaneously*
*RUNS YOU THE FUCK OVER*
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aquagak
from Berlin (Germany) on 2005-04-19 13:11 [#01570545]
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Fuckwagon whats your xbox live name? I'll come play you. Mine is aquagak
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2005-04-19 13:38 [#01570579]
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i play halo pc, sorry
i've contemplated xbox live but i dont want to confuse my controls, i take the game way too seriously
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aquagak
from Berlin (Germany) on 2005-04-19 13:52 [#01570615]
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cool no worries
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Neto
from Ecatepec (Mexico) on 2005-04-19 14:08 [#01570648]
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how'd she like el hacedor?
what was the meaning of that?
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big
from lsg on 2005-04-19 14:37 [#01570684]
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stab him in the back for me
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evolume
from seattle (United States) on 2005-04-19 15:24 [#01570778]
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you could try to find a lady who is into Halo and MMORPG's and comic books. it's hard to find one without facial hair though!
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Fuckwagon
from Dallas (United States) on 2005-04-19 15:36 [#01570813]
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my ep that dropped yesterday is called el hacedor
how'd YOU like el hacedor buddy?
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