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Arpeggios from Hell simply amazing guitar playing. My head blew up more than a dozen times! |
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I used to think this guy's name was made up. |
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haha, i still think it's made up. |
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I can't help but think this sort of playing is funny. |
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Arpeggios from Hell... if played backwards, do they transmit messages from the devil himself? |
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I get that too. it even sounds funny. |
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It's like someone put a lace collar on a can on Budweiser and photographed it in a picturesque European dungeon. |
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*of* |
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hah. I think. |
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No, I've got a better one - it's like a candelabra on a 50 inch television and the guy watching sports on the television has one of those tuxedo t-shirts with a beer gut hanging out from under it. Somehow cheap american beer is involved, that much is certain. |
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you could have a really grade A American beer, really a quite excellent brew. name it "Yngwie Malmsteen" and it instantly becomes a cheap floozie of a beer. |
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The kind of beer that wears hoop earrings and gets in a hair-pulling fight with someone else's beer and ends up crying outside the bar with its mascara running. |
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Slapper - the beer with no dignity. |
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the kind of beer that tries to kiss you all night and when you finally give in it vomits into your mouth. |
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yngwie is insanely arrogant. has anyone read an interview. he hates everything but his own music. |
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not true...he has tremendous esteem for johann sebastian bach. i saw him perform live in chicago in 1985, and owned two of his records when i was a teenager...his records are cheesy, but far, far from the worst of the eighties metal. quiet riot? dokken? etc?!?!? |
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Guitar shredders are usually pretty shit composers, Ron Thal/Bumblefoot & Buckethead get some respect for at least trying to write something of worth though. Don't forget, Yngwie loves Paganini too. |
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he changed his name to Yngwie Fucking Malmsteen |
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"You've unleashed the fucking fury," |
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not photoshopped |
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Guy Mann-Dude. yes. |
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I bet he got lots of that hot poontang. |
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sadly, guy mann-dude had a hole punched in the lower right of his album and was sent shuffling off the the cut-out bin... |
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yngwie can't write... sure he's technical, but he's got no soul. twat, twat, twat, twat. icarus dream suite is ok, but the guy's clearly a cunt. cunt. |
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say what you will, but he is a master of the guitar, and i think it's worth respect. i'll bet you guys can't play as well as he can. that's why you got stuck with the mope. |
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Yes, we are jealoust of wingy. |
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pff, Iwgnwy - fuck no. I am jealous of Guy Mann-Dude though. that Guy fucking ROCKS! |
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CLASSIC |
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i spent a bunch of my teenage years learning how to play some of his shit on the guitar. then i grew up. |
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three chords is all any man needs. |
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i ain't moping tone! i can play the guitar pretty fast, and play a number of yngwie tunes. i don't consider it to be a bonus. alcatrazz were better than yngwie solo. and tony mcalpine pisses on the lot,... if you haven't heard him you should check him out. |
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What happens if Yngwie Malmsteen sees his reflection? |
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does he go bald? |
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I think he is Bucket Head |
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who doesn't enjoy fried chicken? |
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