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offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-04-10 12:17 [#01559125]
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i.e. stealing for the sake of it.

i stole a tree once and gave it to a friend. he went to the
garden centre next dayand bought a decorative bowl to plant
it in. the fir tree didn't like being indoors and died. the
cleaners weren't to impressed either. apparently a tree had
gone missing from her friends garden a few days earlier.


 

offline ToXikFB on 2005-04-10 12:19 [#01559128]
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i stole a baby once...well long story short, i shit my pants


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-04-10 12:27 [#01559150]
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I went through a phase with a friend, trying to nick the
hardest things to get to in shops, as you say just for the
sake of it. I once got a lot of stuff stolen from a car and
it really put me down for some time...the stuff was all
hidden in the boot and stuff but they got me.
I don't steal anymore though i think stealing form the big
stores and conglomerates isn't as bad, they steal from us
too and they have enough insurance.
Stealing someone's own possesions hurts a lot.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-04-10 12:27 [#01559153]
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Not very bright.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-04-10 12:29 [#01559155]
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One of my ex girlfriends while I lived in Sheffield stole an
entire shop sign from a keycutters including a three foot
wooden key which she turned up at my house with. I also had
about 400 ash trays she had taken, road signs, tram signs
and pretty much everything else that was en route from the
pub to my house or her flat.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-04-10 12:30 [#01559156]
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Actually we used to have kids knocking on the door asking is
we had any spare road cones they could use as posts. I
think there was only 1 occassion where we didn't.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-04-10 12:31 [#01559159]
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i stole a sucker from the grocery store when i was 3 or 4. i
remember my mom seeing it and making me take it back and
apologize.

so, i never really stole anything after that.
BUT i am a huge movie/music/software pirate :(


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-04-10 12:35 [#01559168]
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:) well sweet.


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-04-10 17:51 [#01560375]
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being a college student, stealing little things is
essential. im not gonna pay $15 for a pair on sunglasees? 2
bucks so i can have some skewers for a shish kabob? fuck
that!

last 5 finger discount: a pack of 2 pacifiers that are
unbelievably money.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-10 17:53 [#01560377]
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you'd think the police could've figured something out.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-10 17:55 [#01560382]
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that's really awesome.

hedphukker - pacifiers?


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-04-10 17:57 [#01560391]
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i steal signs mostly. it is fun

i stole a seat off a bus a few months back. can't belive i
got away with it, walking straight past the driver. i also
stole the 'welcome sign' on my school gates on the last day
of school.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-10 17:57 [#01560392]
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he must have 2 small babies.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-10 17:57 [#01560395]
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oh my!

who is that little lady in your avatar?

your girlfriend?


 

offline Snakejuice from Eastern (Western Sahara) on 2005-04-10 18:53 [#01560585]
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Nicked the video cards and processors out of 6 display cases
at Best Buy couple years back. So many cameras in that
place. The entire video cam display was pointed at me as I
did the deed. I was sweating.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-04-10 19:15 [#01560660]
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what little lady? where?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-10 20:28 [#01560816]
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that one!

with the glasses!


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-04-10 20:30 [#01560818]
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You dig that butch lesbian look?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-10 20:36 [#01560841]
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you call that pampered face there "butch", mr. hobbes?

have you gone all homosexual on us?


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-04-10 20:43 [#01560860]
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That's what i thought about you as well!

I know a few quite butch lesbians who have that sort of
style, that's all. They like it, you like it, i don't.


 

offline mimi on 2005-04-10 20:46 [#01560865]
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wow, i am a college student with no money from my parents
but i never steal! why would it be essential for you to
steal pacifiers?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-04-10 20:48 [#01560872]
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I didn't say I liked it though, my dear Oscar Wilde-esque
friend.

you are drawing the wrong conclusions.


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-04-10 20:50 [#01560879]
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can you leave my face alone please :-/


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-10 20:53 [#01560885]
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maybe some cretin will ms-paint on a lewd illustration...


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-04-10 21:00 [#01560920]
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i once saw a hamster doing the splits! he wasnt stealing
though he bought the tutu from matalan!


 

offline Snakejuice from Eastern (Western Sahara) on 2005-04-10 21:53 [#01560994]
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it's important to wrap your hamster in electrical tape.
electrical tape stretches and keeps the little buggers from
exploding.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-04-10 22:30 [#01561032]
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thats true but they dont like gaffa tape, it brings them out
in a rash made of peas! and they cant do ballet with pea
rash


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-04-10 23:01 [#01561037]
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because i need to stop biting my nails/smoking cigarettes,
so the pacifiers feed my oral fixation. also, sucking on a
pacifier is just really fucking comforting. o, and theyre
for the occasionall roll.


 

offline mimi on 2005-04-10 23:21 [#01561041]
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sooooo basically what you're saying is that you're beyond
retarded


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-04-10 23:29 [#01561043]
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Only time I stole was over a couple weeks when I was 17.
Stole from a few stores, just removing the detector and
taking the CD. Also just cutting open the packaging and
taking the item from inside. Got some headphones and memory
cards that way. Easiest to do in -------, a huge store
where they well most things bulk. Walk behind the huge
aisles where nobody was. The kid I was doing it with got
out with an X-Box by putting it in a duffle bag and then
buying the bag. He went there often enough that they
started using secret shoppers which he recognized and
pointed out to me. The secreat shopper guy had his eye on
us the whole time it was hilarious now that I think of it.
Last time was from ---, my friend took off the detector, but
his particular CD had another one inside the actual case of
the CD.
What saved us was my friend had X-Box games that he had
stolen from ------- and was going to sell at a video game
store. The alarms went off and I had a horrible Oh Fuck
feeling. The woman saw the bag with dvd-like boxes in his
hand and said 'Oh, are those DVD's?', he said yes, and we
were allowed to just walk out.LAZY_TITLE
i wrot ethat and then felt like i should take out the store
names for some reason.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2005-04-10 23:32 [#01561045]
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hah, you just got owned by mimi


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-04-11 01:30 [#01561072]
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Did he really just describe pacifiers as money?

Ravers suck!


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-04-11 02:04 [#01561083]
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I used to steal make up from the body shop then sell it in
school when I was younger, wouldent even dream of stealing
now......... *hides soulseek behind her back*


 

offline hedphukkerr from mathbotton (United States) on 2005-04-11 02:09 [#01561087]
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are you telling me a clear red and yellow pacifier
isn't money??? and i am NOT a raver! i just like
bright colors and pretty lights.... and electronic music....
and e....... oh no.....


 


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