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MR.X: youre hawt ME: and how did you see me? MR.X: ugh.. pretend like i did ME: ok then... MR.X: yes i know i am ME: HAR HAR HAR MR.X: ;-) MR.X: wanna sex? ME: only if you agree to buttsechs MR.X: kk ME: so.... MR.X: so.. ME: o wait, my ass cracks chafe'n MR.X: huh? ME: could you possibly.... MR.X: .... ME: .....*drops panaloons* ME: "oops" MR.X: lol MR.X: i am so lost.. ME: how do you think i feel, im standin here with no pants on ME: =/ MR.X: will you suck me!? ME: how much? MR.X: till i cum in your sexy mouth ME: its a deal!!! ME: *pulls down pants* ME: *feels around* ME: "wow i cought me a marlin!!" ME: "better suck it" ME: *proceeds to suck* MR.X: STOP! STOP! MR.X: UR TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE ME: O? ME: but honey ME: i-i-i ME: thought we had somethin... ME:HEWWO? MR.X: hello ME: http://img81.exs.cx/img81/5116/20040816helicopter8cv.jpg ME: wana try that? MR.X: um copy me this whole convo MR.X: yes master ME: ok then since i got my pants off you better get yours off young buck MR.X: theyve been off ME: Damn i tought that was ur leg ME: =] ME: are you readeh? MR.X: heck ya ME: *gets on bed* MR.X: lol ME *grabs "young buck"* MR.X: what the hell are you doing MR.X: :-D ME: and rides him like a horse...... ME: huh MR.X: dude MR.X: thats hawt MR.X: ur talking to someone on my screenname MR.X: this is fucked up ME: KEWL MR.X: lol MR.X: not kewl ME: can i fuck you both ME: ? MR.X: wtf! MR.X: both? ME: YES ME: BOTH MR.X: what do you mean? ME: Two at the same time?...threesome MR.X: what the hell MR.X: theres only one of me? ME: hmmm ME: ill make two ;p MR.X: sounds good . . . . Me: Ah well im a quick finisher anyway....... post your own experiences =p |
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HAHAHAHAROFLFLELLFLLMAO!!!!11111111111111!11!1111111111111 |
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riveting stuff. |
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or in other words: |
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i wish i had posted in this thread earlier now. |
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Destined To Be a Classic. |
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i have only been a regular for 6 months or so but i have noticed a considerable downfall in this place..... |
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yeah it'll do that |
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it's always like this, you just didn't notice before. |
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MR.X: till i cum in your sexy mouth ME: its a deal!!! ME: *pulls down pants* ME: *feels around* ME: "wow i cought me a marlin!!" ME: "better suck it" ME: *proceeds to suck* MR.X: STOP! STOP! MR.X: UR TALKING TO SOMEONE ELSE ME: O? |
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yes he was getting into it |
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you should have been there |
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ah. |
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i once had a nice one with mothafucka here but i didnt save :( |
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did you masturbate to it? |
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the superman pic in that cybersession is pretty funny |
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only your posts turn me on baby |
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OMG YOU DID!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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only a little |
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bloodninja: Wanna cyber? DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-) DirtyKate: Who are you? bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm. DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car.. bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order DirtyKate: Haha! OK DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce. bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want? DirtyKate: I want everything, baby! bloodninja: Is this a delivery? DirtyKate: Umm...Yes DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower... bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house. **pause** DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up! bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza. bloodninja: I'm on my way now though **pause** DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now. bloodninja: How did you know? bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table. bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom? DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself. bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... Dirt |
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Twisted and sick |
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As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy :| |
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I was really getting into that. |
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