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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-05 11:24 [#01553612]
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I apologize for making fun of John Paul II wtih a picture
of a cabbage. It was wrong and I was bad.

Does anyone have any idea who the next pope will be? If the
cardinals are voting on Diebold machines it just might be
Jeb Bush.


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offline Combo from Sex on 2005-04-05 11:25 [#01553613]
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you mean "the next puppet"


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-04-05 11:26 [#01553614]
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pope johnny ball perhaps


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offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-04-05 11:28 [#01553615]
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wtf I thought it was a topic about the next Dope


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-04-05 11:28 [#01553616]
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pope pete tong? he'd get my vote


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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-05 11:28 [#01553618]
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I dunno about that - J2P2 was pretty individualistic and the
cardinals were mostly (all?) appointed by him so do the
math.


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2005-04-05 11:34 [#01553619]
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Who's that girl in your avatar? Cause I don't like her.


 

offline nacmat on 2005-04-05 11:40 [#01553621]
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I just hopre he is not related to opus dei as this one was


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-05 11:51 [#01553627]
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She's Cardinal Feiss.


 

offline jkd from Twitch City (Canada) on 2005-04-05 11:52 [#01553630]
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some guy in an easter bunny suit.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-04-05 11:54 [#01553631]
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Wally, from television's leave it to beaver


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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-05 11:57 [#01553632]
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I think you're disqualified if your mom looks that vampiric.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-05 12:09 [#01553637]
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Shane Mcgowan, obviously.


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offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-04-05 12:11 [#01553639]
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The black one would be cool.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-04-05 12:12 [#01553640]
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i vote hellfish!


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-04-05 12:18 [#01553650]
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i recently found out that the pope was the man who invented
the gas that killed jews in the hollacaust! mental! (was
prolly allready in the pope thread but i never bothered
reading it!)


 

offline nacmat on 2005-04-05 12:23 [#01553660]
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absolutely false


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-05 12:23 [#01553662]
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The internet, ladies and gentlemen!


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-04-05 12:25 [#01553664]
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the future pope!!!


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offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-04-05 12:25 [#01553665]
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was that about 4 days ago?


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2005-04-05 12:27 [#01553667]
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Taffy's referring to same Pope that caused the recent
tsunami and the man responsible for turning Annakin
Skywalker over to the darkside.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-04-05 12:27 [#01553668]
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nah... bayer did that.


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offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-05 12:33 [#01553671]
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Batman would make a cool pope.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-05 12:33 [#01553672]
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kurt cobain.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-05 12:37 [#01553674]
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Does the vatican really want that kind of mess in the den?


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-04-05 12:38 [#01553675]
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dude its true he was a scientist before he became pope and
halped (not on his own) create the gas. no bullshit look it
up!


 

offline mylittlesister from ...wherever (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-05 12:42 [#01553676]
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was he paying them back for killing jesus?

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offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-05 12:44 [#01553677]
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the real question is, is the vatican ready to ROCK that
hard? eeyow!


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-05 12:45 [#01553678]
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Hmmmm, I did a search and the sort of people who believe
that are the sort of people who believe the world is
controlled by subterranean reptiles.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-05 12:45 [#01553679]
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If you say things like that, he will shoot himself
again.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-04-05 12:47 [#01553680]
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"In the early 1940Â¥s, the IG Farben Chemical Company
employed a Polish salesman who sold cyanide to the Nazis for
use in Auschwitz. The same salesman also worked as a chemist
in the manufacture of the poison gas. This same cyanide gas
along with Zyklon B and malathion was used to exterminate
millions of Jews and other groups.

After the war the salesman, fearing for his life, joined the
Catholic Church and was ordained a priest in 1946. The
salesman became Poland¥s youngest bishop in 1958. "


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-04-05 12:48 [#01553681]
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hollow earth


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offline nacmat on 2005-04-05 12:50 [#01553683]
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actually he was related to theatre in some way, he was no
scientist at all


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-04-05 12:52 [#01553684]
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well i guess i ahve no proof so i wont psh for it hehe. but
i still dont feel bad abuot his death no more than if a
random stranger died



 

offline nacmat on 2005-04-05 13:17 [#01553696]
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you dont have to feel bad or good about his death... I dont
feel bad really....

but its not nice to invent stories that can harm someones
reputation

this pope has done really bad things imo , but that doesnt
mean we shall inven stupid stories about his life


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-05 13:20 [#01553700]
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What do you know about him and Opus Dei? That's one hardcore
group. They're like the Vatican's Navy Seals.


 

offline Taffmonster from dog_belch (Japan) on 2005-04-05 13:22 [#01553702]
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i didnt invent it i just repeated something i read and
admitted i couldnt prove it!


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2005-04-05 13:41 [#01553720]
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Matt Lucas for Pope.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-04-05 13:46 [#01553724]
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i give Nacmat my blessing here, laughing at dead people is
not cool


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-04-05 13:50 [#01553727]
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father dougal mcguire


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-05 13:54 [#01553731]
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Ahahahahaha! Yes, yes.


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-04-05 13:59 [#01553734]
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"If we do not use our minds on religious things we might as
well follow the sect that committed collective suicide with
the California cult when the comet came close to earth
because they thought there would be a starship to bring them
to God. (Of Course, who knows: maybe they were right and
Catholic people are wrong?) "



 

offline tunemx from Budapest (Hungary) on 2005-04-05 15:53 [#01553792]
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yeah man, free masons time!


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-04-05 17:28 [#01553882]
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ahhaah! I cant believe he turned annikan over! :D


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-04-05 17:32 [#01553886]
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i just hope the next pope has a ZZ Top beard. that would be
so cool!


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-04-05 17:35 [#01553888]
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apparently it's him


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-04-05 17:36 [#01553889]
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I appreciate those beards!


 

offline nacmat on 2005-04-05 17:39 [#01553894]
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his press speaker is opus dei member

the camarlengo is also realted to opus dei

he blessed monseñor escriba (the creator of opus dei) only
26 years after his death (normally it takes a few centuries
to be blessed)

opus dei has grown a lot under his goverment


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-04-05 18:03 [#01553904]
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Oh no way - he made him a saint? I didn't know that.

Links

about

Opus Dei

[Escriva] has also been quoted as saying that Hitler
would save Christianity from Communism.
(from the last
link)

Some saint!

Image below - a "cilice" - strapped to the body to
"mortify" the flesh of devout members


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offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-04-05 18:12 [#01553908]
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wow. awful. thanks for the info. i can't believe i had
never heard of this shit.


 


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