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--- warning --- This thread is off topic and gross. ----------------- Ok, so every now and again I get reprimanded by the women in my office for leaving the toilet seat up, which I do. However, there is a good reason for this. I never take dumps at work, which means, my ass never ever touches the seat here. Also, I lift the toilet seat every time I go to the bathroom, which means my urine never ever touches the seat here. The women, I assume, sit on the seat every time they go to the bathroom, which means their asses do touch the seat. I lift the seat with my foot/shoe. And every now and then... not offten, but occasionally, there is blood on the bottom of the seat, and/or the stray pubic hair. I find this disgusting, and if I had lifted the seat with my hand and gotten someone else's menses on my hand I would probably die. I do not lower the seat when I'm done because it is dificult to do so with my foot without slamming the seat, and I'll be damned if I'm going to touch the seat with my hand. So, in conclusion, I believe that since the women's butts, hair, uteral lining waste, etc.. touches the seat and i do not, that it is their responsibility not mine to check that the seat is down before they sit. I fulfill my duty when I lift the seat before I piss. Am I in the wrong here? |
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um.. it takes a second either way. i have more important things to worry about. |
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i doubt that. |
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No you are not wrong. They are stupid bitches. YOU should complain that they dont LIFT THE SEAT when THEY are done. See how that backfires in their stupid face when you mention it. |
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if i leave the bathroom and a woman asks me to put the seat down, i will put it down then rub my ass cheeks on it, mm thats what you wanted all along wasnt it bitch! |
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... thats what its for... asscheeks |
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As i was scanning your post i saw the words "blood" and "foot". It didn't seem right so i won't be reading your comment, but... I have some sort of superstition/compulsive behavior in regards to the toilet seat. It must, at all times (exept when in use) be kept shut. |
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Well, not the seat, the lid. I will not tolerate a toilet seat sitting there on it's own, open. |
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an open toiled is like a big mouth saying 'feed me.....with your faeces' |
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It is an orifice from wich the demons escape. |
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I hate Public Toilets. They smell. |
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arent you afraid they will shoot up yer bum as soon as you sit down? if i was a bogmonster thats what i would do. |
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I wonder who on this messageboard likes the ol' publics... :) |
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Oh shut up! Anyway you can't see them. Ha ha, if you were a bogmonster? |
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haha i like your av |
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this morning i went to the public toilets by my local train station...on one of the doors there was a peice of paper with the words 'out of fucking order' written on it. made me laugh. |
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yeah if i had to live in a crampt little toilet it would drive me insane, i would want to reach up and claw wildly at the first ass i see with my huge talons... |
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i thought i was the only one who lifted/closed the seat with my foot. wow. i hate closed toilets with the top lid shut, because there's a good chance theres something lurking down there. |
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I read a comic called sewer boy, quite, quite disturbing. The sequel was just, worst! Anyway about the demons and other likes, they don't live there, it's just a passage. |
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Then i suppose the lid was created to annoy you, having no other purpose. I mean come on!! Even aesthetically speaking it seems right. |
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i let the toilet seat up: 1. for aesthetical reasons 2. because it allows me to gain a fraction of second every time. ok? ' _ - |
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yes but in public toilets theres usually a massive stinky turd or a used needle beneath the lid. last time i went in a public toilet the shit the person before me did stank so bad i had to run out and then threw up.... then had to promptly go back in before i shit myself, holding my nose this time :) |
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What you say seems to fit with what i think of your aesthetics. |
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I don't "do" public toilets. And if i really have to, i take max precautions and indeed i'd think twice about lifting a closed toilet seat. What are we such scum? |
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Well, thanx for the thread chihiro. |
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yeah i dont *sit* on public toilets, they are filthy, and more often than not, without toilet paper. more than a couple of times ive had to wipe my ass with the side of my hand :( |
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woah, thats bad, when you get cought short for paper the old check under the door, then dash to the next bog routine works, unless you get seen |
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but i guess it doesnt matter since i always wash my hands right afterwards. sometimes i go into a huge toilet complex, like at a mall, there would be 20 guys peeing in a row with me, and afterwards id be at the sinks by myself, no one else bothering to wash their hands...yuk. |
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I open the lid with my hands, pee or pooh, then i close it with my hands again. ---> i close it when im done because of the parasites, odors that could come out of it... And also because my cat tends to drink the water. At the very end of my w.c. session.... I always wash my hands. So the parasites from touching the toilet seat go away. |
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i close it with my foot as well |
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but yes, if you wash your fucking hands none of this is a problem! |
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i would rather not touch someone else's butt grease, pubic hair, or menses, regardless of how many times i wash my hands afterward. |
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Yeah, I face the same prroblem. A small sign "Carl, Please put the seat down after you use the loo, thanks, love ya babe" has been crreated as a prrompt forr me, but it's been therre so long now it's stopped attrracting my attention. |
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I combat this problem by carrying toilet roll in my rucksack. |
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I also open with my foot and if it's a handle I flush with my foot too. If it's a corrd I don't even botherr. |
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well you would, your job is to photograph models! |
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I don't want to talk about it. |
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Hahaha! Double dingo. |
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how witty. : P fuck you. |
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HA ha ha ha ha! Fuck me because of my taste? You should read what i wrote again. |
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jason i think you need to send a memo around |
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i don't know how to say "The reason I don't touch the toilet seat is because you ladies are nasty." in a nice way. |
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It has come to my attention that many of the females on this floor have had problems in the past with me leaving the toilet seat up, even though I have no problem with them leaving the toilet seat down, inconveniencing me. I have never put any part of my body on the toilet seat other than my foot, which is always carefully ensconsed in my shoe, where as you ladies put your rump down on it all the time, leaving various bodily fluids and hairs. If you wish for me to touch the toilet seat, please make it a habit of cleaning up after yourself. P.S. YOU LADIES ARE LOOKIN FINE AS HELL :picture of you riding on a motorcycle wrong: |
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*CTRL + C* *CTRL + V* |
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you are right |
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hahahaha I really want to see that motorcycle pic. |
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I think he should use a picture of himself with the gun cleaing kit. |
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i think i've finally figured out the worst combinations of colors possible for an avatar. <-- |
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Although that is ugly, I think you could do worse. It reminds me of bubble bobble for some reason. |
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it kinda makes my head hurt to look at it. |
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