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[portal] Spend an hour as qrter...
 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-03-19 19:40 [#01538425]
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There is a portal been talked about that will let you 'be'
qrter for one hour. It is a once in a lifetime thing...and
one hour is the absolute limit.

How would you spend that hour?


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-19 19:43 [#01538426]
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counting backwards 60 times from 60


 

offline mimi on 2005-03-19 19:45 [#01538427]
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blowing my nose; i have this feeling qrter has bad allergies
to everything


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-19 19:46 [#01538428]
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i was gong to put nonchantly confusing opinion with fact in
a camp and uppity manner but i though better of it


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-03-19 19:49 [#01538431]
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Oh dear...this could turn into a negative topic when it
shouldn't be. [nacmat mode]qrter is one of nicest people of
the board and he is my friend. I mean for posts here to be
nice and fun, not nasty.[/nacmat mode]


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-03-19 19:50 [#01538432]
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i decided against posting in this thread.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2005-03-19 20:03 [#01538434]
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I would pet a kitten and hold a balloon and it would be
lovely.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-03-19 20:10 [#01538436]
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I'd spend the hour totally on being grter for an hour, huh?


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2005-03-19 20:11 [#01538437]
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huh? its qrter.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-03-19 21:00 [#01538444]
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Well, if he has a girlfriend, I would probly try to go fuck
her.


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2005-03-19 21:01 [#01538445]
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I don't mean that in a spiteful way, either. I just think it
would be a fun way to cheat on my girlfriend without
cheating on her.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-19 21:05 [#01538447]
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I don't think I'd be able to keep my hands off myself,
honestly.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-03-19 21:07 [#01538449]
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get a tattoo: "Q**RTER"


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-03-19 21:08 [#01538451]
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I would look in the mirror and make contorted faces.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-03-19 21:12 [#01538454]
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actually, i'd also do those things. that sounds really
good.

and i'd also change his name to something with more street
cred, like 25 Cent.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-19 21:14 [#01538455]
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No man, "two bit".


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-03-19 21:17 [#01538458]
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that's pretty good too... then, after obtaining the street
credits, I/two bit/25 cent would then spend it on appearing
in a television commercial in which i/two bit/25-cent say,
"I got shot NINE TIMES." but i'd say it in dutch, of course.


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-03-19 21:18 [#01538459]
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* would


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2005-03-19 22:15 [#01538463]
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i like qrter.


 

offline boobah from pants on 2005-03-19 22:31 [#01538465]
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I would shop for legumes.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-19 23:01 [#01538468]
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If I spend an hour as qrter does he have to spend the hour
as me? If so can I tie my body down securely before he
occupies it?

Is there an emergency ejection seat button in case it
becomes intolerable before the hour is up?

Do I need to get vaccinated first?


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-03-20 00:45 [#01538477]
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i think i'd pack a picnic lunch, go for a drive in the
country, find a nice little stream to sit near as i eat a
delicious quiche and wash it down with a cool capri-sun!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-20 03:10 [#01538488]
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offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-03-20 03:11 [#01538489]
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I'd probably go for a walk. What else is there to do really?


 

offline brokephones from Londontario on 2005-03-20 06:15 [#01538528]
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I would peruse my music and pr0n collection.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2005-03-20 07:22 [#01538584]
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I would probably post on xlt about it, and then I'd jerk
off.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-03-20 07:29 [#01538586]
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I would toilet paper his house and then write a note that
says:

Ha! I gotcha and i really wasnt here. explain that
clarissa!!

signed VP


 

offline obara from Utrecht on 2005-03-20 08:36 [#01538631]
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do You mean being qrter or being inside his head ? [as in
"being Malkovich"] i'd choose the latter though, but i guess
5 minutes would be enough :)


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-03-20 08:40 [#01538634]
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When the time is up are you dumped beside a road at the New
Jersey Turnpike?


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-03-20 08:41 [#01538636]
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yeah, i sure as hell wouldn't do it at all if it meant i'd
wind up in new jersey!


 

online dariusgriffin from cool on 2005-03-20 09:11 [#01538654]
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I'd make money by selling some of my organs on the black
market because it's not really my body anyway.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-03-20 09:21 [#01538666]
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i would give a proper listen to aphex twin and convince
myself it's excellent electronic music.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-20 09:23 [#01538670]
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YOU'RE BARRED.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2005-03-20 10:04 [#01538697]
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in what sense is that?


 

online big from lsg on 2005-03-20 10:36 [#01538735]
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<3 qrter


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-20 11:02 [#01538761]
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LOL


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-20 11:10 [#01538773]
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I'd donate all my money to phob.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-03-20 11:13 [#01538781]
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I would go to lots of posh hotels and shit in the lobbies,
preferably on marble.


 


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