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offline happy cycling from berlin on 2005-03-17 15:47 [#01536540]
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oops


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-03-17 15:49 [#01536543]
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Yes, there are fat people in other countries.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-03-17 15:49 [#01536545]
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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-17 15:53 [#01536547]
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if only Americans knew Europe actually exists.


 

offline happy cycling from berlin on 2005-03-17 15:54 [#01536551]
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isn't it nestled comfortably between narnia and middle
earth?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2005-03-17 15:55 [#01536553]
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I'd hate to be fat.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-03-17 15:56 [#01536555]
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it's that strip of crap that serves as a buffer with the
Evil Middle East.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2005-03-17 16:01 [#01536561]
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The crack whores in the states cause the reduction in the US
% of population who are fat. Besides weist size isn't
necessarily a sign of poor health...you can have a big weist
line and have healthy organs...it is more the shite you
shove in through your speaking hole.


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-03-17 16:02 [#01536563]
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[www.googlism.com]

"weight is to eat everything in sight"


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-17 16:24 [#01536589]
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I wish I wasn't getting fat, so that I could be more
offended by these kind of things.

As it stands I've just got to sort of reposition myself on
the couch and nod begrudgingly.


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-03-17 17:01 [#01536637]
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here looks as fine a place as anyother to commend qrter's
avatar... not sure if i could quote without fucking up,
though... I know shit from Shine-O-Lah, (afterall...)


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-17 18:27 [#01536671]
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is elusive fat?


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-17 18:28 [#01536672]
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americans are very defensive these days, i guess its a way
of making themselves feel better "hey, we're not the only
ones with a fucked up country!"


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-03-17 18:33 [#01536679]
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razorblade already proved this with visual aids


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offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-17 18:38 [#01536684]
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god americans are really fat... england is going the same
way, might have to desert


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-03-17 18:39 [#01536686]
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the next genereation will be the first to die before their
parents as a result of obesity according to 'them'


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-17 18:39 [#01536687]
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how do americans really get that fat.... is it really the
individuals falut or is it the fast food companies? the
government? how much blame is down to the individual,, can
the government really do anything about it? a few things for
you to think about..


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-03-17 18:42 [#01536692]
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it is because a 'supersize' or 'would you like to go large,
smile flatter eyelids' in our country is equivililent to
their 'small'


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-17 18:43 [#01536693]
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so the individual can't say, "no, i don't want a large
becuase i want to live beyond 40?"


 

offline pantalaimon from Winterfell (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-17 18:45 [#01536696]
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the individual has to have some responsibility, I eat
'fairly' healthily... its not that hard, but as it doesn
seem to be a BIG problem in the US perhapse that is evidence
ot it being something more, an influence of american
lifestyle... i'm rambling..


 

offline i_x_ten from arsemuncher on 2005-03-17 18:49 [#01536698]
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i think you know what i mean, dont be so y'now, that word.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2005-03-17 19:55 [#01536724]
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ha ha fat americans


 

offline DeadEight from vancouver (Canada) on 2005-03-17 19:58 [#01536727]
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what the fuck is that hanging down below her dress?!

also: sweet socks.


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-03-18 08:33 [#01536992]
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That lady might have a glandular problem you insensitive
bastards.

hypocrites


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-03-18 08:57 [#01537000]
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pwn3d!



 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-03-18 08:57 [#01537001]
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IM HUGE!


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-03-18 08:58 [#01537003]
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im so heavy the weight from my fat collapsed one of my
lungs!!

FUAWK!!!!!


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-03-18 11:22 [#01537115]
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She shouldn't eat so many glands then.

You are fat because you eat too much.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-18 11:25 [#01537119]
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bloody hell! are you stephen hawking?


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-03-18 11:27 [#01537124]
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"You are fat because you eat too much."

come back when you know what you are talking about.


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-03-18 11:28 [#01537125]
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What do you think it smells like under the fat-flap?


 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-03-18 12:06 [#01537159]
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you are fat because you don't eat too much?


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-03-18 12:13 [#01537163]
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My aunt is a nurse and they got this fatty in one time
complaining of chest pain. Turned out she needed heart
surgery. When they were cleaning her up before hand they
found part of a doughnut in one of her folds.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-18 12:15 [#01537165]
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a shit house door on a grimsby trawler


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-03-18 13:52 [#01537276]
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010101, do you know what a metabolism is?


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-03-18 13:55 [#01537280]
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Isn't metabolism the thing all the fatties blame their
weight problem on?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-18 13:56 [#01537282]
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When I go out to get the mail it measures on the richter
scale.


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-03-18 13:59 [#01537287]
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Why dont you get one of those stomache-bypass surgeries
where they sew the back of your lips directly to your ass
hole?


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-03-18 14:11 [#01537309]
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Um, no?

I'm pretty slim ... I eat and eat all fuggin day and drink
beer all damn day and can still run a pretty good mile.

i can't gain weight for the life of me.

2 sides to this, FYI


 

offline godataloss from Cleveland (United States) on 2005-03-18 14:19 [#01537326]
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Well then, you could just sew your asshole shut.
problem solved!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-18 14:19 [#01537327]
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haha


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-03-18 14:21 [#01537333]
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not at the current intake rate of guinness.

..surely, nothing could hold them together


 

offline Combo from Sex on 2005-03-18 14:25 [#01537336]
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POLL : who is fat here ?


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2005-03-18 14:28 [#01537341]
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when you're younger you can eat what you like, drink what
you like, and still climb into your 26 inch waist trousers
and zip them closed. then you reach that age - 24/25 - your
muscles give up, they wave a little white flag and without
any warning at all you're suddenly a fat bastard


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-18 14:30 [#01537348]
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It's true.


 

offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2005-03-18 15:27 [#01537429]
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The international race to fatness is on!

Or, at least trans-Atlantic race.


 

offline mimi on 2005-03-18 15:35 [#01537436]
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I have a 15 year old little brother who probably weighs
around 300 pounds at 6'3" or so. i'm far from overweight
and i don't eat much less than him yet he weighs way over
two times what i do, there's definitely something to the
gland issue.


 

offline elusive from detroit (United States) on 2005-03-18 15:36 [#01537439]
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"when you're younger you can eat what you like, drink
what
you like, and still climb into your 26 inch waist trousers
and zip them closed. then you reach that age - 24/25 - your
muscles give up, they wave a little white flag and without
any warning at all you're suddenly a fat bastard "


exactely what my dad told me ... get around that age and the
met. slows right down

weeeeeeee


 


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