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offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2005-03-04 07:25 [#01521245]
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What a story


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-03-04 07:32 [#01521251]
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Oh well.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-03-04 07:35 [#01521256]
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Sorry I just don't like finding anything out through that
newspaper.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-03-04 07:36 [#01521260]
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I saw an excellent video on "when animals attack",where due
to some cock up at a zoo, a pair of chimps managed to get
into the cafeteria and gift shop. Funny as hell seeing the
chimp chuck a chair at a bloke it had cornered.

I find it difficult to have sympathy with people like those
in that story; you keep wild animals, you don't expect them
to behave like domesticated pets... *rolls eyes*


 

offline manicminer from Paris (France) on 2005-03-04 07:37 [#01521262]
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Agreed.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-04 07:38 [#01521265]
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next time bring more cake


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-03-04 07:39 [#01521266]
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"Funny as hell seeing the chimp chuck a chair at a bloke
it had cornered"


That DOES sound good.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2005-03-04 07:39 [#01521267]
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I feel filthy reading it.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-04 07:40 [#01521269]
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There's more than a few "domesticated" animals that are
willing and able to take a chunk out of a human if they're
so inclined. Sometimes when I'm play-fighting with my cat he
gets carried away and I'm ever so grateful he only weights a
couple of pounds.


 

offline manicminer from Paris (France) on 2005-03-04 07:40 [#01521270]
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Personally, I find it quite easy to feel sympathetic to an
old bloke who's just had his face chewed off by a chimp
whilst trying to take another one a birthday cake.

But I suppose I can see your point.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2005-03-04 08:27 [#01521322]
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Yeah, it was like footage of football hooligans running
riot, pushing shelves in the gift shop over, etc. but IT WAS
CHIMPANZEES!

Milwall meets plannet of the apes.

Fleetmouse: Yes, my flatmate's cat is like that. I swear
it's mentally ill. Even when you ignore it, it'll sometimes
properly attack you- start hissing and try to bite you, etc.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-03-04 08:29 [#01521323]
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...just goes to show you.


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2005-03-04 08:37 [#01521331]
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Tired of bananas?
Fed up with the same old cake?

Try new - old mans face!



 

offline Raz0rBlade_uk on 2005-03-04 08:40 [#01521335]
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The Sun, this must be a lie


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2005-03-04 08:45 [#01521339]
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So that's what happened to Michael Jackson.


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2005-03-04 08:51 [#01521344]
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too bad


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2005-03-04 11:33 [#01521573]
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A few years ago there was a boy who put his hand in a chimp
enclosure and they ripped his arm off.

His mother was sentenced for supplying arms to the
gorrilas...


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2005-03-04 11:37 [#01521579]
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But I thought the gorillas had the right to bear arms...?


 

offline recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2005-03-04 11:39 [#01521582]
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chumps are kool


 


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