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cx
from Norway on 2005-02-15 14:34 [#01500065]
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why was my thread deleted? can't we even have some fun in this damn place? i wanted everyone to read my theory.
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stilaktive
from a place on 2005-02-15 14:35 [#01500068]
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i copeid and pasted wait a sec
heres MY theory though:
I figured it out! Listen to this. Autechre's tracks, and track titles are both ways for aliens
to speak to us about secrets of the universe. Now I did some digging around.. Each frequency spectrum in each song, contains an equation, and in some cases many equations, to how to mold matter into
something different.
When we can solve the equation, we can build a "matter box". Now a matter box is basically something tha transforms electrons and photons and whatever other particles exist, into something new. It is a way to forcefully transform a table into a chair for
example. The recipe for this matter box is hidden in autechre's songs.
Now I believe that once we solve the biggest equation of them all, the big mystery that is the red string in all of ae's songs, that we will be able to build something completely fantastic. Maybe a time machine? A worm hole? Who knows what mysteries the universe can hold.
Now the track titles are very important. They represent part of the equation, and they also give us an idea of how these aliens language is like. Their language is of course divine, perfect. They have spent thousands of years building a language that represents everything in the universe. Do not worry they are a peaceful race.
From today on I made this my obsession, my life if you will. Before I die I will build this matter box, and maybe even build the larger puzzle. (by kyle)
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-02-15 14:35 [#01500069]
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explain it again
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-02-15 14:35 [#01500070]
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Cool theory dude!
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 14:35 [#01500071]
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matter box is god
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stilaktive
from a place on 2005-02-15 14:35 [#01500072]
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backwards, while listening to some mild pop
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-02-15 14:36 [#01500073]
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matterbox turned it into this thread.
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uzim
on 2005-02-15 14:36 [#01500075]
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THE MATTER BOX MADE IT DISAPPEAR!!! that's the power of the matter box
crazy °_°
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 14:36 [#01500077]
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matter box carry case
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stilaktive
from a place on 2005-02-15 14:37 [#01500078]
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matter box? more like tatter box HAHA ha ahhhh im so lonely
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-02-15 14:39 [#01500083]
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Can the matter box turn french fries into waffle fries?
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stilaktive
from a place on 2005-02-15 14:39 [#01500085]
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LAZY_MATTER_BOX
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-02-15 14:39 [#01500086]
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.___ /\___\ \/___/
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2005-02-15 14:40 [#01500087]
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what matters is inside
perfect slogan for a site with no content!
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cx
from Norway on 2005-02-15 14:40 [#01500088]
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like i said before, it's not at the quantum level but at the string level.
all strings vibrate at different frequencies, so(im not completely sure about this) a song somehow represents one string, or several strings vibration patterns.
i dont know what hidden mysteries are in the song, i just know that the matter box is imperative.
nor do iknow what else there is a recipe for.
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-02-15 14:41 [#01500091]
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matter box v2
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r40f
from qrters tea party on 2005-02-15 14:41 [#01500092]
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LAZY_TITLE
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stilaktive
from a place on 2005-02-15 14:42 [#01500093]
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how about that guy who went round the australian outback and played wire fences with his violin bow, and made an album? surely hes cool and doesnt pick his nose.
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uzim
on 2005-02-15 14:42 [#01500095]
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LA BOÎTE DE MATIÈRE!!!
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 14:43 [#01500097]
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maybe the mysterious black pixel has something to do with the MATTER BOXâ„¢
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stilaktive
from a place on 2005-02-15 14:43 [#01500098]
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LAZY_DOCTOR
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cx
from Norway on 2005-02-15 14:44 [#01500099]
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ahahaha this is awesome.
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uzim
on 2005-02-15 14:45 [#01500102]
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i believe it's a mysteriously compressed and coded virtual reflection of the matter box. if we knew how to read and uncompress it, maybe we would have access to the contents of the Matter Box!!!!!
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cx
from Norway on 2005-02-15 14:46 [#01500104]
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stilaktive btw why did you say "heres MY theory though:" you didnt change anything and it was written by me.
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stilaktive
from a place on 2005-02-15 14:46 [#01500105]
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mabey they used a jpeg to wav converter with pictures of sheep playing basketball with the lines in the road representing bullies
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-02-15 14:47 [#01500106]
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The black pixel is how we experience Matter Box in this universe.
Matter Box cannot be fully represented in 3 dimentions.
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stilaktive
from a place on 2005-02-15 14:47 [#01500107]
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"Before I die I will build this matter box, and maybe even build the larger puzzle. (by kyle)"
HA i already asked autechyruere about it and they said im there new best friend and they want to lick my brain for more random integers to put in the clicky poolsitticly track 784 for thier album they're realsing in 311402875 bc
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-02-15 14:49 [#01500111]
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Sorry guys, that's not true.
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 14:50 [#01500112]
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Did you think up MATTER BOXâ„¢ theory yourself stilaktive? Very impressive, if that's the case.
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cx
from Norway on 2005-02-15 14:51 [#01500116]
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GODDAMNIT NO ITS MY THEORY NOT STILAKTIVES
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stilaktive
from a place on 2005-02-15 14:53 [#01500120]
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Yes i spent several days combing back dialogs of poo and autextures music mabey possibly.
my brain is too big, i need to type it all out sometimes
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pomme de terre
from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-02-15 14:54 [#01500121]
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ha. where did you come up with this matter box thing? At first it is kinda silly but I see how it could work now (on the string level, of course).
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 14:55 [#01500122]
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No, it's mine!! Ha ha, no, come on, we should give stilaktive credit for MATTER BOXâ„¢
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uzim
on 2005-02-15 14:55 [#01500124]
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i'm going to sleep and try to get in contact with the aliens who made the Matter Box in my dreams now.
***good night*** ♥
MATTER BOX
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epohs
from )C: on 2005-02-15 14:55 [#01500125]
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You're awesome for formulating that theory stilaktive.
Here, have some money.
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 14:56 [#01500127]
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MATTER BOXâ„¢
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 14:56 [#01500128]
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MATTER BOXâ„¢ stilaktive 2005
there, now it's official
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stilaktive
from a place on 2005-02-15 14:56 [#01500129]
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LAZY_GIANTS_WHO_LIVE_IN_MATTER_LAND
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stilaktive
from a place on 2005-02-15 14:58 [#01500133]
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i would like to thank everyone on this site except cx as he had no contribute anything towards this theory of MINE
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cx
from Norway on 2005-02-15 14:58 [#01500134]
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its my theory.
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stilaktive
from a place on 2005-02-15 14:59 [#01500136]
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oh gawd look at that sentence. im in matterbrain mode. sorry im thinking like an awfullectures song
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cx
from Norway on 2005-02-15 15:06 [#01500143]
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put it up on my website: LAZY_TITLE
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stilaktive
from a place on 2005-02-15 15:12 [#01500156]
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hey you have to ask me before you can do that. but sure go ahead. im sure no one wants to read it in black and atadaaa white. im launching the limited gloss finish Max/msp version of my theory soon.
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oyvinto
on 2005-02-15 15:15 [#01500157]
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i guess this is what you need. a hyperspace wavepattern receiver.
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cx
from Norway on 2005-02-15 15:15 [#01500159]
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nope i can do whatever i want its my theory i wrote it.
besides you dont have the brains to finish the theory. you just wait till part 2 comes.
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cx
from Norway on 2005-02-15 15:17 [#01500161]
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btw stilaktive, imitation is the biggest form of flattery, so i guess i should be.
you're so envious you didnt come up with it arent you ;)
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 15:21 [#01500166]
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Roger Rambutt's MATTER BOXâ„¢
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cx
from Norway on 2005-02-15 15:25 [#01500171]
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the matter box is called a silvium tentii in their language btw.
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Gwely Mernans
from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-02-15 15:27 [#01500173]
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so your a delusional one aren't you. Theres always a few in the support group.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-02-15 15:44 [#01500197]
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I know one thing for sure - the matter box can kiss my ass.
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