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offline cx from Norway on 2005-02-15 14:34 [#01500065]
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why was my thread deleted?
can't we even have some fun in this damn place?
i wanted everyone to read my theory.


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-02-15 14:35 [#01500068]
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i copeid and pasted wait a sec

heres MY theory though:

I figured it out! Listen to this.
Autechre's tracks, and track titles are both ways for
aliens
to speak to us about secrets of the universe.
Now I did some digging around..
Each frequency spectrum in each song, contains an equation,
and in some cases many equations, to how to mold matter
into
something different.

When we can solve the equation, we can build a "matter
box".
Now a matter box is basically something tha transforms
electrons and photons and whatever other particles exist,
into something new.
It is a way to forcefully transform a table into a chair
for
example. The recipe for this matter box is hidden in
autechre's songs.

Now I believe that once we solve the biggest equation of
them all, the big mystery that is the red string in all of
ae's songs, that we will be able to build something
completely fantastic.
Maybe a time machine? A worm hole? Who knows what mysteries
the universe can hold.

Now the track titles are very important.
They represent part of the equation, and they also give us
an idea of how these aliens language is like.
Their language is of course divine, perfect.
They have spent thousands of years building a language that
represents everything in the universe.
Do not worry they are a peaceful race.

From today on I made this my obsession, my life if you
will.
Before I die I will build this matter box, and maybe even
build the larger puzzle. (by kyle)


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-02-15 14:35 [#01500069]
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explain it again


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-02-15 14:35 [#01500070]
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Cool theory dude!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 14:35 [#01500071]
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matter box is god


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-02-15 14:35 [#01500072]
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backwards, while listening to some mild pop


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-02-15 14:36 [#01500073]
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matterbox turned it into this thread.


 

offline uzim on 2005-02-15 14:36 [#01500075]
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THE MATTER BOX MADE IT DISAPPEAR!!!
that's the power of the matter box

crazy °_°


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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 14:36 [#01500077]
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matter box carry case


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offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-02-15 14:37 [#01500078]
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matter box? more like tatter box HAHA ha ahhhh im so lonely


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-02-15 14:39 [#01500083]
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Can the matter box turn french fries into waffle fries?


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-02-15 14:39 [#01500085]
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LAZY_MATTER_BOX


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-02-15 14:39 [#01500086]
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.___
/\___\
\/___/


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-02-15 14:40 [#01500087]
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what matters is inside

perfect slogan for a site with no content!


 

offline cx from Norway on 2005-02-15 14:40 [#01500088]
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like i said before, it's not at the quantum level but at the
string level.
all strings vibrate at different frequencies, so(im not
completely sure about this) a song somehow represents one
string, or several strings vibration patterns.

i dont know what hidden mysteries are in the song, i just
know that the matter box is imperative.

nor do iknow what else there is a recipe for.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-02-15 14:41 [#01500091]
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matter box v2

  __
/\__\
\/__/


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2005-02-15 14:41 [#01500092]
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LAZY_TITLE


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-02-15 14:42 [#01500093]
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how about that guy who went round the australian outback and
played wire fences with his violin bow, and made an album?
surely hes cool and doesnt pick his nose.


 

offline uzim on 2005-02-15 14:42 [#01500095]
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LA BOÎTE DE MATIÈRE!!!


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offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 14:43 [#01500097]
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maybe the mysterious black pixel has something to do with
the MATTER BOXâ„¢


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-02-15 14:43 [#01500098]
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LAZY_DOCTOR


 

offline cx from Norway on 2005-02-15 14:44 [#01500099]
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ahahaha this is awesome.


 

offline uzim on 2005-02-15 14:45 [#01500102]
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i believe it's a mysteriously compressed and coded virtual
reflection of the matter box. if we knew how to read and
uncompress it, maybe we would have access to the contents of
the Matter Box!!!!!


 

offline cx from Norway on 2005-02-15 14:46 [#01500104]
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stilaktive btw why did you say "heres MY theory though:"
you didnt change anything and it was written by me.



 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-02-15 14:46 [#01500105]
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mabey they used a jpeg to wav converter with pictures of
sheep playing basketball with the lines in the road
representing bullies


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-02-15 14:47 [#01500106]
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The black pixel is how we experience Matter Box in this
universe.

Matter Box cannot be fully represented in 3 dimentions.


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-02-15 14:47 [#01500107]
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"Before I die I will build this matter box, and maybe even
build the larger puzzle. (by kyle)"

HA i already asked autechyruere about it and they said im
there new best friend and they want to lick my brain for
more random integers to put in the clicky poolsitticly track
784 for thier album they're realsing in 311402875 bc


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2005-02-15 14:49 [#01500111]
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Sorry guys, that's not true.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 14:50 [#01500112]
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Did you think up MATTER BOXâ„¢ theory yourself stilaktive?
Very impressive, if that's the case.


 

offline cx from Norway on 2005-02-15 14:51 [#01500116]
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GODDAMNIT NO ITS MY THEORY NOT STILAKTIVES


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-02-15 14:53 [#01500120]
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Yes i spent several days combing back dialogs of poo and
autextures music mabey possibly.

my brain is too big, i need to type it all out sometimes


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2005-02-15 14:54 [#01500121]
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ha. where did you come up with this matter box thing? At
first it is kinda silly but I see how it could work now (on
the string level, of course).


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 14:55 [#01500122]
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No, it's mine!! Ha ha, no, come on, we should give
stilaktive credit for MATTER BOXâ„¢


 

offline uzim on 2005-02-15 14:55 [#01500124]
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i'm going to sleep and try to get in contact with the aliens
who made the Matter Box in my dreams now.

***good night***


MATTER
BOX


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offline epohs from )C: on 2005-02-15 14:55 [#01500125]
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You're awesome for formulating that theory stilaktive.

Here, have some money.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 14:56 [#01500127]
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MATTER BOXâ„¢


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 14:56 [#01500128]
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MATTER BOXâ„¢ stilaktive 2005

there, now it's official


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-02-15 14:56 [#01500129]
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LAZY_GIANTS_WHO_LIVE_IN_MATTER_LAND


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-02-15 14:58 [#01500133]
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i would like to thank everyone on this site except cx as he
had no contribute anything towards this theory of MINE


 

offline cx from Norway on 2005-02-15 14:58 [#01500134]
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its my theory.


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-02-15 14:59 [#01500136]
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oh gawd look at that sentence. im in matterbrain mode. sorry
im thinking like an awfullectures song


 

offline cx from Norway on 2005-02-15 15:06 [#01500143]
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put it up on my website: LAZY_TITLE


 

offline stilaktive from a place on 2005-02-15 15:12 [#01500156]
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hey you have to ask me before you can do that. but sure go
ahead. im sure no one wants to read it in black and atadaaa
white. im launching the limited gloss finish Max/msp version
of my theory soon.


 

offline oyvinto on 2005-02-15 15:15 [#01500157]
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i guess this is what you need. a hyperspace
wavepattern receiver.


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offline cx from Norway on 2005-02-15 15:15 [#01500159]
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nope i can do whatever i want its my theory i wrote it.

besides you dont have the brains to finish the theory.
you just wait till part 2 comes.


 

offline cx from Norway on 2005-02-15 15:17 [#01500161]
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btw stilaktive, imitation is the biggest form of flattery,
so i guess i should be.

you're so envious you didnt come up with it arent you ;)


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-02-15 15:21 [#01500166]
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Roger Rambutt's MATTER BOXâ„¢


 

offline cx from Norway on 2005-02-15 15:25 [#01500171]
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the matter box is called a silvium tentii in their language
btw.


 

offline Gwely Mernans from 23rd century entertainment (Canada) on 2005-02-15 15:27 [#01500173]
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so your a delusional one aren't you. Theres always a few in
the support group.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-02-15 15:44 [#01500197]
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I know one thing for sure - the matter box can kiss my ass.


 


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