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(Thats a Seinfeld reference btw) So i've been single since early december and am pretty cool with it. I'm having a great year so far in terms of doing the things i want and and am generally a happy camper. On my recent Japan trip, as always, with the excitement of a new environment and the novelty of lots of exotic looking ladies around i found myself being totally a "slave to my domain" so to speak. I'd succumb about 3 times a day on average which wasn't easy when you share a 6 tatami room with a male freind. Luckily the inn i was in had a fantastic shower and i'd have plenty of fun morning, noon and night. I also brought back with me some pretty damn nice girl/girl DVD's which, while pixalated, feature that cetain thing missing in most western films - lots of kissing. Needless to say this has kept me a slave to my domain since i came back. Well, no more! I have decided to initiate an experiment and invite all and sundry to join me in my quest for masterfullness. Man or woman, young or old... as long as you're single let us commit to a life of leaving-well-enough-alone for as long as we can muster. Who's with me? We'll promise to be truthfull in this quest and keep track daily of our command of ourselves. Lets the insanity commence! I'm on day 4 by the way - its starting to niggle at me! |
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Haha. Asceticism eh? Don't think I'll join in on this projec, but I sometimes have a "sabbatical" from Monday to Saturday and go crazy on the Sundays :) |
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or ascetism, if you may... it's not a word I tend to use in it's english form. proofreading without dictionaries suck. |
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good luck :) |
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Screw that shit. |
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There's to be no "days of rest". We will withstand till the bitter (or salty) end. Who else wants to feel the tightness in their loins? The pain of zero-drain? The thrill of no-spill? The supernatural exstacey of cosmic frustration! C'mon. (or not as the case may be) |
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I've done it before and it's not pretty. Longest I've been since is two weeks when I was on Oz. I couldn't do it in someone elses house. |
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I'm not in, but I wish you the best of luck, and will mail you a kebab right away. |
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waitaminute... are you saying you're trying to give up masterbation? |
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i have every episode of seinfeld - high res. if that hdd crashes i will most likely open the console ~ and type /kill |
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ive never seen seinfeld, but i was reading a bunch of quotes from the show this morning and they sucked. its just another sitcom. |
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Well, i'll keep you all posted anyhow. I'm sure you'll be facinated. I'll be closely examining by behaviour over the next while and report any alterations. If "Seinfled" is anything to go by, it'll be a week of pure temptation. Bring it on! |
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"just another sitcom" lol ... you sir, keep on assuming ... btw, im in. |
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Hopefully I don't see a lady across the townhouses doing naked aerobics : / and you, keyfumbler, better hope you don't run into JFK junnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnior |
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why dont you just bang actual females? its not so hard, all you do is walk up to one you like and say hello, over the course of the night you might bring up that you would love to see her again, and on that second date is where the magic happens....end this self wankery now! |
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If I did this the head on my shoulders would explode. |
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I'm out. |
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good to have some right-wing action on the side elusive. :) We take all sorts - muslim and jew, lefty or neocon. Save your seed, people. We need an Elaine fembot to join us in our struggle against self-love. pOgO.. we need you! |
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What the fuck is being a slave to your domain? Are you saying you jerked off 3 times a day, or fucked someone 3 times a day? And now you're saying you're not going to be sexual anymore? You sound like a confused young man. |
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not for long, my freind. Through the clarity of clean sheets and a full set of testicles, everything will be unmuddied before me. The veil shall be lifted on the truth of life, as my caviar hibernates. I maybe holding back on the man-juice, but seem to be ejaculating forth, filthy wordage instead......! (blame it on the Seinfleld DVD collection i've been watching all week!!!) |
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i hear ya man. preserve those precious bodily fluids. |
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Through the clarity of clean sheets and a full set of testicles ahhahaha! Yeah sure why not. It will make it more interesting with more people involved. But the minute i start drinking i will fail :D |
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This seems a pointless exercise and leads to an unhealthy mind and an unhealthy body. |
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Or on the opposite hand, it could be an interesting situation when you see how fast people actually cave in to sex/masturbation. |
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marlowe, you really need to see the seinfeld episode i think it's season 3 or 4 (i dont have it in front of me) the title is "The Contest" it's one of the funniest episodes i've ever seen. you guys better keep this thread bumped otherwise ill be out. we do need an elaine tho, a female that puts up 10:1 odds |
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thats the spirt. its purely an experiment in sexual frustration. It should be a bit of a laugh anyway. (i love it when kramer waltzes in and slams down 100 bucks on th table a day after the bet is on. And i love it when you see em all asleep so soundly when the contest ends). Realistically, i give myself .... 2 weeks max. But my damn eyes are already glazing over. At lunchtime today, there were many many pretty girls sauntering around and i swear they knew what i was up to...! Jesus, Buddah and Allah help me! |
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hahah, it's funny cause they discover the beautiful girl across the apartment buildings with her curtains open and she exercises in the nude. and they are all just drooling at the window ... and the kramer just goes "mmm yeah" and walks away into his apartment, then jerry and george keep talking and you kinda forget about kramer then all of a sudden he comes back just WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP slams the $100 on the table and goes "WELL IM OUT" lol |
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lol when they first come up with the bet, elaine decides she wants in and they're all like "oh no no no, it's different for a girl" jerry> "with guys, it's something we have to do , like shaving" elaine> "oh that's rediculous, i shave my legs!" kramer " .... not everday!" |
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a totally great episode indeed. |
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I live only for The Glade *glee* |
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maybe ill throw this epside on my web server tonight, you guys gotto keep this threa d bumped, if it goes down past the 1st page IM DOOMED |
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without jerking off, i got nothing in my life to look forward to. |
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imagine everyone who was going to Glade again this year, took up the challenge starting now.... it'd be the horniest orgy of electronica ever by the time we got there. The dells of Berkshire (now called Jerkshire) would flow white with procreational lather. I think we should make this a worldwide event. I think Valentines Day would be an appropriate target. Anyone lasting beyond that is deemed a master.... anyone goes a month (say april fools day) would be grandmaster. I wonder could you go...too... far. Is there a limit from which the joys of oninism will never be experienced again? (perhaps the pope has reached his and his "throat" infection is really a case of extreme-monkeyspank deprivation)... i mean... have you seen him stand up recently? Nope! I'm off for the weekend ...wish me luck and may my hands keep to the less sticky pursuits of sock-unfolding, waving, fork-using and keyfumbling. |
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omg that's a scary thought Hundreds of people that havent had a fiddle for aaaages on mushrooms listening to plaid O_o I'd be cowering in a corner! |
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This was a great episode. Many laughs were had! I think i am going to talk to a couple of my buddies about this. I have one guy in mind. He literally fucks every day. He wont even hang out with us unless girls are around. He is the perfect victim. I could make $$ off of that! :D |
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Yes, but are you still master of your domain? |
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help! |
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in my opinion, this thread is "self-wankery" itself, to use the term mrgypsum so cleverly came up with. |
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at first i thought fuck it. i spent some time to myself. now i've decided, valentines day it is! |
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fuck! I'm out! I am going to restart. That was a fluke |
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yeah i failed too (i forgot). |
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welcome to the real world |
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I know some people who did it for 40 days, only one out of about 8 made it through and it wasn't pretty. He was constantly fidgeting and shouting at people, girls would constantly arouse him on purpose and he could barely say a whole sentence without forgetting what he was talking about. good luck with that |
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Ha ha, reminds me of some guys I know who don't jack off for religious reasons. All they ever talk about is not jacking off and how long it's been since their last one. They think it's because of this guy in a red suit called the "devil". |
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ha, yeah i had a friend like that. he's not very religious anymore. |
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day3 begins. heh |
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This really isn't worth it..... |
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her lips are melting! |
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BAM! |
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