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offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-01-10 11:48 [#01452396]
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i was taking a piss in the toilet when i noticed the
bubbles forming a Jesus face. i was astounded. then Jesus
appeared in my room. "you have finally found me, my son",
said He, and i knocked him unconscious, reopened his hand
wounds, and, using the blood as lubricant, fucked Him up the
ass. Muhamad showed up to watch and laugh. so did Buddha,
Yahwey, Zoroaster, Robochep, Yeek Yee, Papa Smurf, and God.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-10 11:51 [#01452399]
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That wasnt even mildly amusing. Try again..


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2005-01-10 11:53 [#01452400]
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I am very offended.


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offline CS2x from London (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-10 11:55 [#01452404]
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Why do people always take the severe piss out of Jesus but
not any other religious characters?


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-01-10 11:57 [#01452407]
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virginpusher, you can be invited the next time jesus comes
over


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2005-01-10 11:57 [#01452409]
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It would be RACIST!!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-10 11:58 [#01452410]
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such scathing wit!


 

offline stefano_azevedo from Pindorama (Brazil) on 2005-01-10 11:58 [#01452411]
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lets piss out Thor!


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-01-10 12:02 [#01452415]
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look busy


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2005-01-10 12:04 [#01452418]
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vrapatcru


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-10 12:05 [#01452422]
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offline nobsmuggler from silly mid-off on 2005-01-10 12:07 [#01452429]
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i saw some time, on the interweb, some guy found jesus in an
orange

true story, yep


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2005-01-10 12:07 [#01452431]
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that's the one


 

offline Jaser from Castle Greyskull (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-10 12:08 [#01452432]
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Should be just as easy to lose him again.



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-10 12:10 [#01452437]
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that would hardly have been as fun an "anecdote", would it?










actually, yes, it would've been funnier.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2005-01-10 12:26 [#01452457]
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Thats an interesting question. I cant say i have ever seen a
Mohammad one.

I think "i found kermit" would have been better


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-01-10 12:33 [#01452472]
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jesus has no anus.

!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-10 12:56 [#01452522]
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JESUS that's one UGLY avatar!


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-01-10 12:59 [#01452526]
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Ladies and gentlemen.


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offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2005-01-10 13:00 [#01452529]
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do you like my new one,


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offline hobbes from age on 2005-01-10 13:02 [#01452531]
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omg, it isn't is it?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-10 13:02 [#01452532]
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is that a rendition of Brian Molko, lead-single of
Plaaceeboo?


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2005-01-10 13:04 [#01452536]
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It is!

I face-transformed him a little.


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offline hobbes from age on 2005-01-10 13:05 [#01452538]
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quick qrter! the vomit thing!!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-10 13:06 [#01452540]
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it's beautiful!!


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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-10 13:07 [#01452541]
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offline hobbes from age on 2005-01-10 13:08 [#01452542]
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Ah thanx, without you i'm nothing.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-10 13:10 [#01452545]
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could I have the High Comedy please, hobbes?


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-01-10 13:13 [#01452548]
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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2005-01-10 13:14 [#01452550]
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you, hobbes, are my taste in men.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-01-10 13:16 [#01452551]
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A friend with weed is better.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-01-10 13:20 [#01452553]
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why is the H capitalized?


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-01-10 13:20 [#01452555]
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HC!!


 

offline uzim on 2005-01-10 13:24 [#01452561]
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ditto.


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2005-01-10 13:28 [#01452566]
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now i get it!

But this thread is Low Comedy...


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-10 13:31 [#01452571]
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You don't get it.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2005-01-10 13:45 [#01452579]
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I'll take the piss out of any religious character as I see
fit.


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-01-10 13:48 [#01452582]
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vrapatcru!



 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2005-01-10 13:49 [#01452583]
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this thread isnt worth a windzak!


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2005-01-10 13:50 [#01452586]
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Jesus knows otherwise. and i swear jesus had an asshole, if
he doesn't that means he must have grew one just for me.
what a guy


 

offline hobbes from age on 2005-01-10 13:52 [#01452589]
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Oh go on!!


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offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2005-01-10 13:53 [#01452592]
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okay


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offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2005-01-10 14:39 [#01452691]
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no way! it's emril! no way!


 

offline sneakattack on 2005-01-10 14:44 [#01452700]
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pardon my rare reference to chicks. Heaven: LAZY_TITLE


 

offline plaidzebra from so long, xlt on 2005-01-10 14:51 [#01452718]
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many people falsely believe that a duck is saying "quack,"
when, in fact, a duck says "weh."


 

offline bryce_berny from chronno (Canada) on 2005-01-10 20:42 [#01452912]
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now that's informative


 


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