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[URL=http://www.free-hoster.com/jesus/]http://www.free-host He said He would RETURN - JESUS CHRIST - er.com/jesus/[/URL] - http://www.free-hoster.com/jesus/ |
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Thank you for including the BBCode. I'd have been lost without it. |
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Jesus, I need You. I agree with You that I am a sinner. I believe You love me and want to save me. I believe that You bled and died on the cross to pay the penalty for my sins. I believe God raised You from the dead. I open the door of my life and receive You as my Savior and Lord. Thank You for forgiving my sins and giving me eternal life. |
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(If you prayed the prayer and meant it, God heard you and has come into you. He has saved you and has given you a new life, because you've been born again and your name is written in the lamb's book of life. You are now a born again believer and a Christian son or daughter of God and you will spend eternity in heaven. Welcome to the family of God.) Well that was easier than raping children! |
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Rape isn't funny. Unless of course you're raping a clown... |
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Did you write "Tears of a Clown?" And by the way, dairy is rape. |
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jesus has a crappy website. ! |
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LOLS paste your favourite quote time |
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Neither animism, Buddhism, Confucianism, Hinduism, Islam, Jainism, Judaism, Mormonism, Shinto, Sikhism, Sufism, Taoism, Zoroastrianism nor any other religious belief outside Christianity has anything that can even be slightly compared to Jesus. |
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How To Find A Good Church Church attendance isn't mandatory for Christians to be saved because Jesus has already given us salvation. Christians should attend church so they can worship God, fellowship with other Christians and learn more about Jesus Christ and the Holy Bible. Answering the questions below with a yes will help you find a good church to attend. Answering no to a question will help you to avoid joining a cult or a false Christian group. 1. Does someone read from the Holy Bible during each service? 2. Do they teach that Jesus Christ is God and came to earth 2000 years ago? click here 3. Do they teach that Jesus Christ actually died and came back to life three days later? 4. Do they teach that accepting Jesus Christ as Lord and Saviour is the only way to Heaven? 5. Do you get a chance to praise and worship God? 6. Are they actively involved in helping people get saved? |
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I wish I'd seen that site before I donated 50% of my life savings to the Branch Davidians. |
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What a fucking bitch. Ban her. |
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You are deceived. The Jesus would never make a website resize my browser. |
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Plus he's dead. |
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Jesus looks like kind of a puss in that video. |
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:-O |
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this one is just.. weird. |
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On the bright side, big sale at Kimbo! |
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Oh lordy! |
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This made me laugh loads: To save this web page to your computer, click "File" (on the menu bar at the top of your screen), then "Save As" (from the drop-down menu), then type Jesus as the File name, then click "Save". |
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these things are important. |
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theres no sale, how dare you get my hopes up |
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But with their everyday low prices Jesus will save and save. |
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And if you dont like it: FUGGIN LEAVE! |
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well, that's nice for Jesus, but what about ME!? |
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I tried typing "sue1984" you wouldn't believe where this bitch has been. What a whore. |
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Well it is the after all. |
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ahahaha this is the best thread out of 7 |
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"ermm... can i have the microphone back... please mr p-president?" |
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"NEVURR!! I'M THE SECORND CUMMING!!" |
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Even HE said he read it wrong! |
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