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Burt: Ernie, do you want some ice cream? Ernie: Sure,Bert. :D |
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comic gold |
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so a skeleton walks in a bar and asks for a beer and a mop..... |
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1 bat, 2 bat, 3 bat, 4 bat, 5 bat, 6 bat. 6 bats. Ah -ah-ah-ah! |
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Why is 8 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. |
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bump joke: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese. |
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hello ladies and germs! |
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Who is responsible for all of Bedrock's Pornography? Larry Flynt-Stone |
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What would Steven Tyler's band be called if he was a Psychic? Tarot-Smith. |
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What Renee Zellwegger's movie is #1 with midgets? Midget Jone's Diary. |
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hahahaha @ all 3 of those jokes |
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Why did the woman cross the road? Who gives a crap, what is she doing out of the house anyway? |
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Take my wife, please! |
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What is brown and sticky? A stick. |
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What do you say to a woman with a career? Big Mac and large fries please |
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Whats the definition of making love? What she's doing while your screwing her. |
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A baby seal walks into a club. |
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A baby seal walks into a club. |
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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch". |
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Two penguins are walking in the north pole on some ice. One turns to the other and says, "you know, it looks like you're wearing a tuxedo." the other penguin turns and says, "maybe I am" classic one from twin peaks |
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Your mama's so fat her ass has it's own congressman. |
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haha, that one is so good I don't even mind that you posted it twice. |
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