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Attention xltronic citizens! I am w M w of Tyranavia, ambassador for my emperor, the great Phobiaone. Please do not harm me; I come only to deliver his message. *ahem* "Attention xltronic citizens! I am w M w, ambassss uh.... oh yeah, I forgot I wrote my message above his so I didn't have to remember it... let's see.." *shuffles notes* "Okay, his message is as follows: Dear xltronic idiots. I, Damagnius Plithanthius, emperor of Tyranavia, have invaded Phobiazero's kingdom and slain him. I now claim supreme leadership of all five xltronic districts under the title Phobiaone and by the sword, demand your immediate respect. New policies, from which all Tyranavia citizens are exempted, are as follows: 1) all are assumed guilty of insolence until proven innocent and shall be punished accordingly. 2) all citizens of the previous phobiazero regime must be cattle branded with special "idiot" logos on their foreheads to distinguish them as slaves. 3) the name "phobiazero" shall never be spoken, lest the speaker be tortured 10 days and 10 nights." That is all. Thank you. I will leave now. |
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ooohhhh..... how nice.... such efforts... i admire the time you take to write such things... i rather close this topic than delete it - just for you. |
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