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offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-12-15 10:40 [#01426339]
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now is the time... Feel free to Express yourself on
"whatever". :D


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-12-15 10:42 [#01426340]
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no


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-12-15 10:43 [#01426343]
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if you don't wanna... just don't :)


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-12-15 10:45 [#01426345]
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i hate shopping and i hate all those
people. i hate holidays too.



 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-12-15 10:46 [#01426347]
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there is a hostage situation happening over here in
Athens...
Pretty scary. One thing is for sure. I won't ever take the
bus again. hehe


 

offline uzim on 2004-12-15 10:46 [#01426349]
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i like to delete things.

...and then i'd fall asleep in the cold blue sea on this
imaginary moon, then my skin would become all cold and white
and i'd die with my eyes wide open, then ressurect and be
happy and eat cereal or strawberries and listen to music and
sing along...

i like barley sugar also.

do you think i am to blame for letting a story unfinished
for months before i continue it?

i wish i was tomorrow evening, somehow.

it's like a big whale hit the part of my brain that keeps me
awake with a big metal bar today at 2pm.

are you invisible?

have you heard of Isabelle Oval?


 

offline Chihiro from twins land on 2004-12-15 10:47 [#01426352]
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im with you on that... :D (on the shopping)
But i can't neglect that holidays are nice. :)


 

offline uzim on 2004-12-15 10:48 [#01426353]
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does anyone know the german version of this joke:

"a man walks into a bar. bam! it was an iron bar"

?

(in french, fyui: "un gars rentre dans un café, et plouf")


 

offline welt on 2004-12-15 10:53 [#01426356]
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the pun doesn't work in german or at least i'm not seeing
it. in any case it doesn't work with the word BAR.


 

offline uzim on 2004-12-15 10:54 [#01426357]
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ok, thanks. : )


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-12-15 10:57 [#01426360]
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ah yes, but uzim just makes a variation that works in
French, in this case that "café" also means coffee, or a
cup of coffee.


 

offline welt on 2004-12-15 12:00 [#01426418]
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okay, then it'd be like: Ein Mann geht in ein Cáfe. Bamm!
Eine Tasse Cappucino.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-12-15 12:02 [#01426419]
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This sandwhich is good but i feel it needs a bit more
hotsauce. I like Franks Red hot!


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-12-15 12:03 [#01426420]
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Does "a termite walks into a bar and asks where is the bar
tender" translate?


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-12-15 12:03 [#01426421]
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or "Celine Dion walks into a bar and the barman asks why the
long face"?


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-12-15 12:04 [#01426422]
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or "A sanwich walks into a bar and the barman says I'm sorry
we don't serve food"


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-12-15 12:09 [#01426427]
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whatever


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-12-15 12:11 [#01426428]
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I'm sorry I was on a roll.

*hangs head in shame*



 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-12-15 14:31 [#01426722]
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I think my back is starting to feel the effects of too much
internet and an awkward computer station. And I agree with
Tolstoyed in that Holiday traffic and shopping is out of
fucking control.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2004-12-15 14:38 [#01426736]
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this pinotage tastes fuckin sweet


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2004-12-15 14:48 [#01426754]
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i'm at the downtown library in a quiet room with alot of
people, we are all using computers, about 20 of us, and my
stomach is growling very audibly once every 10 seconds!!!!!
it's been happening now for 15 minutes!!!!! i don't care
much though. so they know i'm hungry, big deal.


 

offline FlyAgaric from the discovery (Africa) on 2004-12-15 14:51 [#01426760]
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i just took a record 55 second shit. in and out.


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-12-15 14:52 [#01426763]
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LOL, I hate that. Quickly flex your stomach muscles when you
feel one's coming on, 50% chance of cancelling the growl.

I don't envy you.


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2004-12-15 14:58 [#01426775]
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check! i'm trying it now.........


 

offline Crocomire from plante (United States) on 2004-12-15 15:01 [#01426778]
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you're right Ophecks. the growls are dimished. thanks!


 


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