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.. as if it was a newspaper headline. "Local man misses two dance events. Flu suspected" |
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"Area woman works all weekend. Greediness suspected" |
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"police on a lookout for weirdo" |
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"Man Befriends Alien Shoe Stealer, Commits Suicide With Two Hit Cone" |
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WEEKEND NOT YET STARTED "Hope to get a shag", quips man |
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"London beer shortage crisis. Foreign man suspected" |
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i did fuck all but could find these titles: "lazyness: a common problem in our society" * "winter viral illnesses used as an excuse to do nothing lowers productivity" "video games/internet abuse and the loss of distinction between reality and fiction" * "defective high-tech gear drives people technophobic" * * actually, those ones could be used anytime in my life, not just this weekend... |
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"Exam anxiety linked to rise in cigarette sales." |
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Oh I only read the topic title. "Injected venom inside other half twice making a hole satisfied" |
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"Long drives lead to increase in cigarette sales and decrease in hunger" Study shows. In related news "Man ships cigs to starving african children... charoties upset" |
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"" (the empty headline) |
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''Male Completes Metal Gear Solid 3- Snake Eater for the 5thTime, Earning Stealth Camouflage and the Infinity Facepaint, and then Beats Metal Gear Solid 1 for PS1, Driven by Nostalgia. Graphics were Extremely Pixellated and Primitive, so Male Enables Texture Smoothing in the Playstation2's Options Screen to Make the Game Look More Presentable by Adding Anti-Aliasing to the Built In Playstation 1 Engine''. |
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"Moncton man makes spaghetti" |
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Local man shocked by lack of red food coloring at local grocery stores |
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"Twenty something female graduates from college. Brother forced to attend." |
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did you bring a date? |
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Poopie Pants Found In Best Buy Bathroom |
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This is North Carolina, his sister was his date. |
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Crap. |
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haha :D oh |
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worrk. |
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"Hermit leaves his bedroom only to aquire food and bladder relief. 3 day weekend is suspected." |
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lol! :( |
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'local unshowered slacker fails two finals and bids goodbye to one of his friends who moves to washington' sorry, that was a little too serious to be amusing. I need to lighten up |
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Internet Aquaintance "Too Serious" |
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"Northern lad buys a sandwich, discovers new workmate is drum and bass producer" |
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Gehehehehaha! |
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that can be remedied |
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my weekend summed: just dreadful really, aweful |
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old navy commercial somehow prompts 12-hour masturbation marathon |
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haha, i guess the same for me only instead of old navy insert, 80's porn |
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sounds like you had a better weekend than mr. fuckwagon |
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"Ban this sick filth" |
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