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WMWMWMWMWMWMW? |
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funny |
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Complaint letter about xltronic Dear xltronic. I complain. The end. |
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we'll see what can be done about it. |
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Dear Xltronic My penis turned into a vagina after seeing pics on BBC. My girlfriend got angry and is threatening to kill all the people in England. What do I do? - Pen15 |
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go to the dostors - he'll cut a piece of your forearm and insert it into your penis. that should prevent your girlfriend from killing all the people in england. |
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Dear Xltronic Thank you. I will make a post, and this is it. |
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noted. |
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You cannot complain about xltronic in that way, only the members. The board it's self does not post, that's just plain silly This is a complaint about YOU! |
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too much hipody hopety language, "i left my wallet...." |
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5 Bananas please and a bunch of grapes. |
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can i complain somewhere about this complain letter? |
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it's got to be a joke... |
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it's a complaint generator, quick do one for WATMM, That'll learn 'em |
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i have a serious complain with |
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* complaint You are posting messages too frequently... Please wait a minute! Relax! |
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As the French say, "Les extremes se touchent." If we can understand what has caused the current plague of egocentric backstabbers, I believe that we can then get my message about WATMM out to the world. |
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LOLios, mail it to one of the mods, If I had a spare hour I would read it. |
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ps - did you know that joyrex is a scientologist? WATMM is always prating about how 75 million years ago, a galactic tyrant named Xenu solved the overpopulation problem of his 76-planet federation by transporting the excess people to Earth, chaining them to volcanoes, and dropping H-bombs on them. |
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That was awesome! |
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brilliant! :) |
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Once again, I find it necessary to write in defense of myself and my beliefs. In the rest of this letter, I will use history and science (in the Hegelian sense) to prove that now is the time to redefine the rhetoric and make room for meaningful discussion. I wouldn't even mention that Mr. Richard D James is the type of person who can look you right in the eye and, with an expression of the utmost sincerity, tell you any kind of whopper that suits his purpose if it weren't really true. It's possible that he doesn't realize this because he has been ingrained with so much of philistinism's propaganda. If that's the case, I recommend that we end his control over the minds and souls of countless people. I was personally offended -- and I don't easily offend -- by the value he places on making me die in oppression, chaos, and despair, and I'm not making that up! Mr. James's idiotic claim that he can walk on water is just that, an idiotic claim. What is Mr. James's current objective? As usual, there are multiple objectives: * to weaken family ties, * to drag men out of their beds in the dead of night and castrate them, and * to brainwash the masses into submission. Now, perhaps you think I'm imagining things. Perhaps you think that Mr. James really isn't going to torment, harry, and persecute anyone who crosses his path. Well, I wish it were just my imagination. But you know, he refers to a variety of things using the word "epididymodeferential". Translating this bit of jargon into English isn't easy. Basically, he's saying that arriving at a true state of comprehension is too difficult and/or time-consuming. At any rate, he commonly appoints ineffective people to important positions. He then ensures that these people stay in those positions, because that makes it easy for him to spit in the face of propriety. |
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He should think for himself. That sounds really grumpy, but I myself surely contend that it's an accurate assessment of the situation. To be blunt, if we're to effectively carry out our responsibilities and make a future for ourselves, we will first have to examine the warp and woof of his complaints. It is a statistical certainty that by rejecting Mr. James's insufferable mottos we spit in the devil's eye, just as it is a statistical certainty that I want to offer true constructive criticism -- listening to the whole issue, recognizing the problems, recognizing what is being done right, and getting involved to help remedy the problem. But first, let me pose an abstract question. Why does he always have to be such a party pooper? Before you answer, let me point out that the scantiness of his abstract knowledge directs his sentiments more to the world of sesquipedalianism. And that's why I'm writing this letter; this is my manifesto, if you will, on how to build a world overflowing with compassion and tolerance. There's no way I can do that alone, and there's no way I can do it without first stating that his encomiasts form an unstable organization devoted to harassment and barratry. That said, let me continue. Please humor me for a moment while I state that Mr. James's assistants often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear. That's the end of this letter. If I was unable to convince you that it is impracticable to invigorate the effort to reach solutions by increasing the scope of the inquiry, rather than by narrowing or abandoning it, without exploiting the inner unity of our national will, then you should definitely consider contacting me with your supporting or refuting evidence, opinions, personal stories, etc., so that I can make a better argument in my next letter. You are posting messages too frequently. Please wait a minute. Relax. |
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reading that crap is not strictly needed |
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beating off))) a plenty |
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classic |
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I do not understand how this is funny? It's obvious that someone just typed "xltronic" into some generic complaint forum and this piece was generated. |
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bump |
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