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offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2004-11-14 17:37 [#01395260]
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Right now it happened,I was masturbating and my mom
comes...
And I was about to cum... =^@_@^=


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-11-14 17:40 [#01395261]
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Did she finish you off and make you squirt?


 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2004-11-14 17:44 [#01395263]
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LOL
She told me:"Are you doing some porn site?"
I was masturbating with 2 fingers inside my pussy and a
vacuum sucking my clit,the cam was giving a close in my
pussy.
She opened the door.........

O____________________________________________________0


 

offline weatheredstoner from same shit babes. (United States) on 2004-11-14 17:44 [#01395265]
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okay, everything was fine until you said "vacuum" and "cam"


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2004-11-14 17:45 [#01395267]
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i don't believe you!


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-11-14 17:48 [#01395271]
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chinny reckon


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-11-14 17:49 [#01395272]
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jimmy hill


 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2004-11-14 17:51 [#01395274]
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Is true,unfortunatelly.
Tou wasn´t here to see the situation.


 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2004-11-14 17:52 [#01395276]
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*You


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-14 17:52 [#01395277]
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woah, you masturbate with a vacuum cleaner!?


 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2004-11-14 17:55 [#01395283]
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Yeah,it is awesome


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2004-11-14 17:55 [#01395284]
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oooooooookayyyyyy


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-14 17:56 [#01395286]
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seems like you could very easilly suck your bits inside
out.

i think i'm gonna have to call shenanigans.


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2004-11-14 17:57 [#01395288]
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I'd like to believe you but it sounds too fantastic. If only
there were some proof...


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-11-14 17:57 [#01395289]
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lol


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2004-11-14 17:59 [#01395292]
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oh there IS proof. didn't you read the 'the cam was giving a
close in my
pussy.' part?


 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2004-11-14 18:04 [#01395297]
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You means:I have to show me to you in my cam?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-11-14 18:05 [#01395298]
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you could make a music vieo out of it..


 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2004-11-14 18:06 [#01395299]
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LMFAO


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-11-14 18:07 [#01395300]
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Yeah lets see the vid!


 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2004-11-14 18:10 [#01395302]
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Ahahahaha
I was showing me to a girl but my fucking mom interrupted...
=(
I has some videos here but I just deleted them.
Guys,you won´t have proofs.


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2004-11-14 18:11 [#01395304]
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girls are weird. this thread proofs it


 

offline theo himself from +- on 2004-11-14 18:12 [#01395306]
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...


 

offline nacmat on 2004-11-14 18:14 [#01395309]
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masturbation si nothing to be ashamed of


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2004-11-14 18:21 [#01395312]
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then why don't you do it in public?


 

offline theo himself from +- on 2004-11-14 18:21 [#01395313]
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masturbation with a vacuum on the other hand...


 

offline AlbertoBalsalm from Reykjavík (Iceland) on 2004-11-14 18:24 [#01395315]
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everytime you kill a kitten, god masturbates


 

offline nacmat on 2004-11-14 18:25 [#01395316]
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cos I would go to jail


 

offline nacmat on 2004-11-14 18:26 [#01395317]
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and I didnt say it should be done in public, but if you are
caught is not that bad, everybody does it...her mom does it,
so she will understnad


 

offline Mertens from Motor City (United States) on 2004-11-14 19:10 [#01395334]
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I'd like to believe you would do this again and post the
link but its sounds to fantastic. If only there were some
proof...


 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2004-11-14 19:13 [#01395335]
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Duh!
If you was a girl would be easiest to show me to you.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-11-14 19:21 [#01395338]
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i've never been caught, but one time right after i'd gotten
out of shower i was sitting on the corner of my bed naked
and my mom walked in. she acted really surprised /
embarassed. that was pretty sucky, because it was every bit
as uncomfortable as being caught, but i wasn't doing
anying.

in college i walked in on one of my roomates at the
beginning of the year before we'd gotten to know each other.
but, he immediately made jokes about it, so it ended up not
being bad at all.

of course, if i'dve walked in on him fucking the vacuum
hose, it probably would've been a different story.


 

online big from lsg on 2004-11-14 19:28 [#01395344]
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get a more silent vacuum cleaner, or a girl


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2004-11-14 19:29 [#01395345]
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girl. brazil. masturbating. cam.

o.O


 

offline theo himself from +- on 2004-11-14 19:33 [#01395346]
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hahahahah


 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2004-11-14 19:38 [#01395349]
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I will have sex with a girl in the next month.
But about the vacuum,I dunno.


 

online big from lsg on 2004-11-14 20:13 [#01395365]
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that's nice
cant you get a pump for the vacuming? a vacume pump


 

offline redrum from the allman brothers band (Ireland) on 2004-11-14 20:23 [#01395368]
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:O


 

offline Motha Fucka from Selvaggina (Brazil) on 2004-11-14 20:24 [#01395370]
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I don´t know.
Hahahaha...why the worry?
Why I was worried?
That´s so fucking normal:vacuum+suck my clit+high moans+2
fingers inside my pussy


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2004-11-14 23:38 [#01395486]
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i've just got one question for you: if you are willing to be
graphic/honest about your masturbation habits to the point
where we know the exact methods you use, why are you so shy
about showing pics?


 

offline Taxidermist from Black Grass on 2004-11-15 01:17 [#01395521]
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I don't see why this is so hard for you guys to take. I have
friends who do that kinda shit all the time.



 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-15 01:24 [#01395530]
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their houses must get dusty then?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-11-15 02:06 [#01395554]
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Luckly, I don't masturbate


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-11-15 02:19 [#01395558]
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girls don't masturbate, they just fiddle.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-11-15 02:23 [#01395560]
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thank god for that. you would be known by the sound of the
vacuumcleaner.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-11-15 02:26 [#01395563]
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http://www.cookingwithcum.com


 

offline Skink from A cesspool in eden on 2004-11-15 03:38 [#01395592]
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My mum died before i started masturbating so unfortunatley i
haven't had that embarrasment...


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-11-15 03:40 [#01395594]
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the bitch died? man that's shit but it explains a lot about
you.


 

offline Skink from A cesspool in eden on 2004-11-15 03:48 [#01395595]
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Well this kind of thing does have an affect on you, it is
the root cause of alot who i am...

Anyway: OFF TOPIC!

Carry on...


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-11-15 03:56 [#01395599]
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I think i caught her once.


 


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