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her once..? ..haven't heard it called that before. |
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She's very special my mum is, uh, not her nonce, i just caught her once. My younger bruv used to invite friends around on her day off to try and catch her and her boyfriend pr0ning away...they'd barge in at the wrong/right time. |
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dudes we have like 7 new larry clark scripts right here! |
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you'rre a grreat big liarr. |
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it's a new level of attentionseeking, that's for sure. |
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I would love to lie like that but this fucking shit is true. Why is so impossible it to be true,in your opinion,sir? |
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And your mom didnt do anything ??!?! |
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It's a plausible storry but in this case it's clearr you arre telling a lie. Lets not get into it though. I don't mind. |
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She asked :"Are you making a porn site ?" ,after some embrassing reactions. |
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Ok,I just don´t understand why you think that is so impossible it to be true but,I don´t care a lot about what you think. |
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Yeah, I read that part..but thats it?? she didnt think it was strange seeing her daughter with her vaccum up her pussy? is she going to continue using that vaccum to clean up dirt---you know you can get an infection like that or your clit will hang to your knees. |
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or it'll rip right off. yowsers. |
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It's not impossible in the same way flying is impossible but the simple fact of it in this case is that it didn't happen. |
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this thread made me extremely horny. i don't know if it's the bad english or the thoughts of bloody sex from the other thread. |
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Hmm while reading this thread, that didnt occur to me. This no longer seems safe. Move along everyone, nothing to see here! well........ unless its a shopVac. Those things can clean anything! |
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In fact, I take it back, I believe you. |
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My mom told once time that she would understood a woman masturbating with a vacuum but not a guy. I started to masturbate with 4 years-old,what is TOO young (some hormonal problems,my hypo-thyreoidism),and I just took some pills to control my impulses.Then ,I think that she is habituated with some strange habits that I have.I always assumed that I love to masturbate,we are very open minded in this topic but,is always boring when your mom "see' the act. I wasn´t expecting she to come back in that hour. P.S.:I clean the vacuum before and after do that. |
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I knew that was the lead singer to GlassJaw. I saw them live twice...and had a conversation with them after the concert! fuck yeah! |
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you mean at 4 years old i hope. |
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Yeah,4 years-old girl. |
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yes, that would be much better. |
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whoa! what? Not even i have had an oppurtunity to see them!! Damn Miltown!!! arrgh! My favorite singer of all time! I LOVE GJ |
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Today she told me again,in a sarcastic way:"Then you´re doing a porn site" and I told her that masturbation is common,everybody does that,and she told:"I am not talking if masturbation is common or not,I am talking if you´re doing a porn site" and I told her to stop of talk that. |
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Thanks for correct me. Bah,eu sou uma merda falando inglês. |
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You should do a porrn site, it's betterr than worrking on a checkout. |
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english is a shitty language?? Yeah, they kick ass! really Darly use's his voice amazingly. They all ROCK! I'll show you the shirt I have :D |
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Nope. Try to translate again. |
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you're a silly girl :P |
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Nope,just a druggo. |
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If i were to sodomize a vacum cleaner infront of a internet lover i would make sure the door was locked first. But thats just me.. |
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That´s the problem,the door don´t lock. |
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put something in the way, even if it only buys you 20 seconds. come on, it's in the teenagerr handbook. |
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Blah blah.. Done. |
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this is mine |
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does that say "gaj"..? |
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gj mixed silly alex! |
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OH NICE!!!! |
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Skink > sorry : ( Monoid > i'm not going to go to that site but i'm gonna send this url to someone.... |
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tseb daerht reve11111111111111 |
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I know a girl who sells herself around and im sure that one day she'll sign autographs in your town fuck yeah!!! god I havent listened to them in such a long time...I was about 3 yrs ago that I was really into them. |
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i really want this one so hard. i am saving pennies |
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My personal fav = Ryry's song There's a woman sitting in a motel room counting minutes and she's adding to her list of "one hour loves" She's tired and the new will do, she'll replace the body, his friends are good for bang-bang An amiable hobby she's got a secret just keep it and sleep with it. and he can't believe a thing you've said "We're going nowhere" and "fair is fair" and he cant believe a damn thing you say "We're going nowhere" and "fair is fair" |
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That shirts awesome!!! dude, when I met them with old friends of mine we stayed after talking to them and some of the guys wanted to go to the beach-so of course I was saying how DOWN I would be but my other friends we're saying "nah, we cant get wet,and drive back home and its gonna be a pain" oh my god!!! I wish they would have kidnapped me and I could hear their music all day long |
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