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offline ChildrenTalking from United States on 2004-10-29 09:21 [#01376013]
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would u hop on peoples head in hopes of turning them upside
down?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-29 09:23 [#01376016]
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probly.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-10-29 09:23 [#01376017]
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Shut up you despicable cunt.


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2004-10-29 09:26 [#01376021]
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Do one, you tawdry little pipsqueek.


 

offline ChildrenTalking from United States on 2004-10-29 09:27 [#01376024]
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would get high on the herb so you can throw fireballs up
peoples bum crack like horsefactorys?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-29 09:29 [#01376025]
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i don't see why not.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-10-29 09:31 [#01376026]
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You won't be aware of Joey Deacon, a man who I hold in far
higher respect than you, but if I imagine your posts being
read aloud in the voice of Joey Deacon then they become
almost bearable.


 

offline ChildrenTalking from United States on 2004-10-29 09:33 [#01376027]
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i'd try to up up down down left right left right select
start in hopes of getting infinity... i haven't decided in
what exactly i want an abundance of. maybe chicks. maybe
ammo and chicks or ammo with shoes and guns; or use hippies
as shields to thwart the evil Glandazort.


 

offline rockenjohnny from champagne socialism (Australia) on 2004-10-29 09:33 [#01376029]
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id look thru the keyhole and twirl my joystick around


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-29 09:37 [#01376034]
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i'd use the game genie and skip straight to the closing
credits.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-10-29 09:38 [#01376035]
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I'd download the patch that fixes the ChildrenTalking bug.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-10-29 09:43 [#01376038]
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Amusingly, your post isn't off topic the least; there is
actually a game featuring Joey. It's a wheelchair racing one
that's a Supersprint clone, I kid you not.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-10-29 09:44 [#01376041]
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Sick! But worth looking into....


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-10-29 09:51 [#01376047]
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I thought that Joey Decon was only left in my Blue Peter
memories.

I think there is an animation of him at
www.disappointment.com but I can't get to it at work!


 

offline scup_bucket from bloated exploding piss pockets on 2004-10-29 10:26 [#01376062]
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"Amusingly, your post isn't off topic the least"

why did you mention that?


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-10-29 10:29 [#01376065]
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*remembers when Joey threw his shoe*-as told by his
translator


 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2004-10-29 10:43 [#01376083]
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I would have sex with every possible girl I know if life was
like a hentai game...

They also would be all relatively good-looking

They would look like anime character but that won't bother
me as I would be drawn in that same style...


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-29 10:46 [#01376086]
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It'd probably end up being like the E.T. atari game, and
you'd just walk around in circles being confused, falling in
holes, and occasionally doing something that seemed right
until you finally died and never played the fucking thing
again.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-10-29 10:48 [#01376087]
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And then when you tried to get out you'd find yourself
buried in a landfill in Mexico with a billion other unsold
copies of ET, a bit like the end of The Vanishing, only more
retro.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-10-29 10:49 [#01376089]
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and with really huge pixels.


 

offline thecurbcreeper from United States on 2004-10-29 10:50 [#01376091]
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epohs has the most awesomest posts in this thread


 

offline Iroel from Pisa (Italy) on 2004-10-29 12:29 [#01376184]
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I have to play that game...is it there a rom for mame?


 


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