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it would freak me out...thank god we have women for that. |
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ye, but it have to be nice feeling 'external' life (not you, i mean) growing and moving inside of you... |
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ihh, stop!!! :) |
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it's not much fun having a baby sitting on top of your bladder and putting pressure on your spine, ever expanding stretching you skin |
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don't knock it 'till you've tried it |
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If i wanted something moving and growing inside of me, i would have anal sex. :/ Imagine a small human coming out of your cooch! Yikes! My little girl.... i can only fit two fingers in there! |
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even if we had vaginas...would that make a difference? imagine seeing a new human getting out of you...spooky. |
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i was expecting an answer like that, vp... :/ |
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i guess it's like taking a really big dump that you have to take care of for the next 18 years. |
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you can always give it away. |
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:D!! haaha! It was meant to be humorous! No offense! ;) |
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hahaha : ) does shitting out big streams of white wiggly worms count as giving birth? that would be awesome... imagine just sitting or walking somewhere and then all of a sudden youve got this overwhelming feeling of 'shit, must take dump'.. and then you shit out a stream of warm dampy maggots |
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yeah, but then when it grows up it hires private investigators to find you, and asks you all kinds of questions that confuse you because you're old then. |
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its like that movie "alien" where that living shit comes out of you! :p |
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seems to me you have some sort of experience with that? |
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just for the record; i had nothing to do with that film. |
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no offense... and anal sex is not that bad... |
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hahaah! Tolstoyed you are great!! |
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well, sortof. i went back in time and used nacmats plan of masterbatory world dominance. as it turns out, i fathered a good portion of the population of an eastern european nation. does that count? |
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dad? vp, no, you're awesome! :) |
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if done in the street, the look on the faces of the other people in the street would be awesome ^^ (...with normal shitting as well...) |
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as for the subject, i really don't know. but i studied a bit of ethnology last year as an option, and there was some talk about how men were trying to "divinize" themselves by other ways since they couldn't give birth... alcohol was one of the ways, somehow, and that's why in some societies women weren't allowed to drink, or are badly looked at if they do, something like that.. |
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the male version of penis envy, BIRTHING ENVY |
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