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offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-08-19 17:03 [#01309579]
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Who here likes 'em.

I think they are funny, like furry midgets with big arms.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-19 17:05 [#01309581]
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I like their little hands. Tiny little hands. Small monkey
hands. Monkey monkey hand hands. Small small tiny hands.
Holding things all day. Small hands! Sometimes they look at
their small hands.


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-08-19 17:06 [#01309582]
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do you really like them, or just mocking them?

monkeys are brilliant.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-08-19 17:06 [#01309583]
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stealing cigarettes is to be frowned apon, whatever species


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-08-19 17:06 [#01309585]
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that was for 010101


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-08-19 17:07 [#01309586]
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I've never seen a monkey's cock.


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-08-19 17:07 [#01309588]
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Little feet, just like ours but furry little feet that can
hold on to things like bananas or the fringe of a heavly
habidashed sofa. Little feet tey look at too


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-08-19 17:08 [#01309591]
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Hobbes how dare you.



 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-08-19 17:09 [#01309592]
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Overrated

Comedy cliché

Every time someone unfunny is trying to be all zany they
mention either cheese or monkeys. Get some new jokes.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-19 17:10 [#01309594]
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hha ha


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-08-19 17:13 [#01309598]
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opposable thumbs and a deep breath.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-19 17:23 [#01309624]
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Monkeys are fantastic. Animal Planet should have a channel
just for monkey programmes.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-08-19 17:24 [#01309626]
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they do, its called bbc1


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-08-19 17:24 [#01309628]
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I think it would be better if they occasionally had a show
about otters too.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-08-19 18:03 [#01309654]
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i wank on webcam.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-08-19 18:08 [#01309662]
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that's a start


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-08-19 18:11 [#01309665]
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it's a lie. I really don't wank due to religious obligations
:(


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-08-19 18:12 [#01309666]
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I'm a priest you see and you aren't allowed to do that sort
of thing...you just have to get little boys to suck the
badness out.


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-08-19 19:00 [#01309709]
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I have 5 stuffed monkeys, 4 of them sock monkeys, with
names

Monkey
Pocket (Cause he's a little version of monkey and fits in
your pocket)
Kahlua
Clause (Cause he has a santa hat on)
and Carl (A beanie)

My fav club is The Monkey Cafe

And my e-bay logon is pogo_monkey_pogo


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offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-08-19 19:07 [#01309719]
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looks like sharon davies


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-08-19 19:09 [#01309723]
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you're too busy..?


 

offline uzim on 2004-08-19 19:44 [#01309775]
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pOgO > my little brother has several plush monkeys too! = )

he called them Bamboo, Baboon, Jojoba, Cacao, Pipi, LSD,
Narcissus, and Mr Spock.


 

offline uzim on 2004-08-19 19:45 [#01309777]
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("LSD" has a druggy stare and some weird colours, "Mr Spock"
has a funny nose, etc.)

and i have one named Kongo. (a black gorilla)


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-08-19 19:47 [#01309779]
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I think I have a pic of mine somewhere

*goes to look*


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-08-19 19:53 [#01309786]
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nope, cant find one.

But here's the one from the wall in the monkey cafe !


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online big from lsg on 2004-08-19 20:06 [#01309798]
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this thread has lowered my monkey apreciation somehow
maybe you shouldnt talk about the funnieness of monkeys,
spoils it a bit


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-08-19 20:10 [#01309799]
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Monkey's are amazing!


 

online big from lsg on 2004-08-19 20:21 [#01309807]
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i want monkey friends


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-08-19 20:22 [#01309808]
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You can !


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-08-19 21:05 [#01309820]
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Evil Homer scaring pocket:


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offline pachi from yo momma (United States) on 2004-08-19 23:30 [#01309837]
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Ah, a tribute to all of my early avatars.

"Monkey! Where you at, monkey?"


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-08-20 05:52 [#01309963]
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That would be funny if it were remotely true.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-08-20 06:47 [#01309974]
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They arre 'ok'


 


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