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Education isn't everything - for a start it isn't an elephant. Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. I have three A-levels: one in pure mathematics and one in applied mathematics A dyslexic walks into a bra...... Paddy Englishman, Paddy Irishman, and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. Barman goes : "Is this a joke?" what's E.T. short for? cos he's got little legs. If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at all. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. I went to see my doctor. Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me? He said... I don't know but your eyesight is perfect. a woman goes into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the barman gave her one! |
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Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest. |
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im a security camera rotating at light speed |
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horsefactory > wow, that's extravagant. KEYFUMBLER > some nice ones here =) ...i didn't get the pick-pocket nor "entendre" (?) ones though. |
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great new advaatzor |
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I'm not as thunk as you drink I am *hic* O_o |
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where's thad smoyer ? |
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Apparently men like having their ears licked the most. I think it's nuts. |
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All of these have been terrible so far! |
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walking his dog, or so ive heared |
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