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face pixellator
on 2004-07-06 14:14 [#01267992]
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For me, it would have to be some kind of killer of humans, but not as a drone being ordered who to kill ... plus I would target middle class women mainly.
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danbrusca
from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2004-07-06 15:05 [#01268037]
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I want to be Sydney Bristow.
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-07-06 15:16 [#01268041]
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therre was a time when i'd have thought porrn starr. but no, i wouldn't want to be a porrn starr in an ideal worrld, but it would still beat my currrrent job.
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-07-06 15:24 [#01268050]
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no, i'd be a rring masterr in an old fashioned cirrcus beforre it was crruel to rrace midgets and pit frreaks against wild cats forr bets.
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gnocelot
from Greifswald (Germany) on 2004-07-06 15:31 [#01268064]
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I want to be paid well for doing nothing in particular, and to be able to not feel guilty about it. Failing that, I'd like to become so unrealistically awesome at what I do (making absurd music software) that it ceases to be a niche market and I can make a reasonable living from it.
Or maybe data entry...
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-07-06 15:34 [#01268068]
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i would like to be moderator here, i would delete almost all accounts
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-07-06 15:37 [#01268073]
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if you used the dick scale to choose who to delete in the following mannerr
biggest dick - deleted firrst etc...
then you'd delete yourrself firrst and we'd all be safe.
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face pixellator
on 2004-07-06 15:39 [#01268076]
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Guys, please don't ruin my thread :(
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-07-06 15:39 [#01268077]
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youre just jelaous that your dick isnt big enough even to satisfy cow, so shut up.
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-07-06 15:40 [#01268079]
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ok.
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-07-06 15:48 [#01268086]
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I dunno. Nothing prestigous, I don't want a nice car or house or trophy woman or anything. Something with a cushy work-to-pay ratio. IE, I realize I'm not going to get wealthy with MY low work ethic and drive, but I know there's some jobs out there that pay decent and require little from the worker. I want one of them. I don't fucking care what. I'll hate working no matter WHAT I'll be doing, that much is apparent to me.
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k_maty
on 2004-07-06 15:49 [#01268088]
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Hm yeah I think so too... librarian might fight in that category nicely.
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face pixellator
on 2004-07-06 15:51 [#01268091]
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I feel for you Jay.
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-07-06 15:52 [#01268092]
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funny, but that's a job i've been trrying to get. librrarry assistant morre prrecisely. librrarrians need degrrees and i don't have one.
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face pixellator
on 2004-07-06 15:53 [#01268093]
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I don't think librarians are allowed to fight, KKK_Maty.
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brokephones
from Londontario on 2004-07-06 15:54 [#01268097]
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Something that would allow me to meet many people and travel over the world. I would be constantly moving to do new things in new places. I get down on myself if I stick around someplace too long.
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-07-06 15:56 [#01268101]
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I think I would like to be in insurance. Every day I could say "I have good news and bad"
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Monoid
from one source all things depend on 2004-07-06 15:58 [#01268103]
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I would like to do many things, but witouth skillz and a professional education im fucked, and predestinated for dirty low wage jobs
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k_maty
on 2004-07-06 15:58 [#01268104]
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o;/oops sorry marlowe i made a typo :(
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tolstoyed
from the ocean on 2004-07-06 15:58 [#01268105]
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dunno what the profession is called, but i'd love to be the one who travels around the world, attending film festivals and picking/buying films for the tv broadcast. imagine travelling and watching films and get paid for doing it. ahh
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-07-06 15:59 [#01268107]
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I tested video games for a while.....
That was a pretty cool job
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-07-06 16:04 [#01268112]
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anus presley is dead. yesterday we were having his little memorial party, we all know he was famous years ago when he released his LP called "MY HUMBACK"
this is his latest photo, taken near Potomak river, USA (1956)
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-07-06 16:06 [#01268116]
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hahahaha you spend time doing that hahahaha dick.
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-07-06 16:06 [#01268117]
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hahaha, yeah, can you imagine ? dick
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-07-06 16:07 [#01268119]
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yes.
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-07-06 16:08 [#01268121]
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cool. if you could only spend as much time tryin not to be dick. well, anyway, i have nothing against you.
ahahahahahahaa
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-07-06 16:10 [#01268123]
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i have nothing against you. i'm not dickist.
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hyakusen
from 8=============> on 2004-07-06 16:12 [#01268128]
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no no, youre lying, youve made a thread where you said something baaaaaaad.
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-07-06 16:14 [#01268133]
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oh, you've got me. *hands up*
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Ophecks
from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-07-06 16:22 [#01268148]
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I don't, I'm quite happy and comfortable with myself, which is more than a lot of people can say about themselves. I just happen to be a grump.
First name basis already and I don't think I've ever seen you post here before...
Unless...
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010101
from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-07-06 16:22 [#01268151]
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b7?
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weltact
from Taiwan on 2004-07-06 16:35 [#01268173]
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i would like to b david beckham
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