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The smell of something rotten drives me nuts. I havent brought out the garbage, in months, and where the fuck do all the flys come from.... |
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toss that garbage out dude, and don't look inside whatever you do |
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Thats not that easy in germany, in germany you have to sort the garbage before you can throw it out. Fuck that ... |
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to the incinerator with the dead bodies! |
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Confession - I have popped many left field boners in my day. Some whilst talking to my mother on the telephone. Confession - I cried when reading "where the red fern grows" Confession - "All Along the Wester Front" also made me cry. Confession - There is a 50% chance I am naked right now and another 50% chance I'm not alone! |
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have you changed your socks in the past three months? also, check your underwear.......can it stand by itself? if so, change |
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I have no clean cloths anymore....... |
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there's the problem then burn them all |
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you have to sort your garbage? like take out the recyclables etc? oh man...there's gonna be maggots galore in there i guarantee... |
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Last months or so, when I was on DXM.... I puked in the kitchen sink......its still there I guess |
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hahaha Monoid, you are a funny man you make me piss myself |
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Sadly this is not a joke.....its all true |
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And you are still a virgin yes ? |
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step 1) take out your garbage step 2) clean the sink step 3) say to yourself, "I am a man, I can get laid. I am a man, I can get laid. I am a man, I can get laid." step 4) get laid accordingly. beyond these 4 steps, i know very little. your guess is as good as mine or anyones. but getting laid is like shopping for butter, if the power goes out it will melt and turn into a gooey sauce. the key is to KEEP THE POWER ON. |
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...and I prioritize posting on the internet above removing vomit from my living space |
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Bit by bit, that's the way forward. First, organise the CDs. Once you've got into the organised mind-state, it's not so bad. Mind you, my room is fuggin' filthy. |
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The problem is I dont know where to put all the garbage....its just to fucking much.... |
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Bin bags. Then, if you can't be arsed sorting it all out, dump it somewhere. Having a lack of maggoty bins and no puke in the sink is more important than The Environment for now. |
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Thats probably what Im going to do (AGAIN) just throw it somewhere in the woods.....fuck that recycling bullshit |
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Go out at night and throw it some place like in the container of a construction site. You got any construction sites near where you live ? Any large public containers ? Thats what i did when i last cleaned my apartment. I had collected all the shit in one large bag and realised i had nowhere to throw it cause it was to big.It was like santas christmas bag but with garbage instead. |
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Nope, no construction site here. But i live in the black forrest, so im fuck it im gunna throw it somewhere in the woods.....I blame the retarded german enviroment laws for my behaviour tho.... |
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jesus...maybe you'd meet someone, if you'd sort things like this out...i wouldn't want to invite people into smelling home either... |
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Go to the store and buy a pair of these rubber gloves. It is less disscusting with those and you feel like an insane killer removing evidence or something hehe! =) Put on some great music. |
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I dont....noone has been in my apartment since december...not even my mom |
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great idea suggestions for soundtrack to "MONOID DISPOSING OF MAGGOTY REFUSE" SAWII (definitely) NIN - Downward Spiral Skinny Puppy - Too Dark Park or Vi Vi Sect Vi |
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i was going to point out that when you'rre young yourr house is just a place to lay yourr head |
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I pity you Monoid.. |
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perhaps if you'd keep it tiday people would visit you...and even if not, you should take that garbage out, for your own good. |
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Burn it while it is still in your apartment. Keep a couple of glasses of water handy just in case. |
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dump it in a nearr-by pond. |
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or at a play ground |
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I will mayb...over the weekend....not right now....im to fucking lazy |
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you don't annoy me in the least now, Monoid. i just wish that you'd get betterr. |
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Do it NOW motherfucker!! It will be like a cleaning of your soul , you will feel like a new man. |
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Its gonna take hours yo, and im planing to go to bed in a few minutes.... |
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"Confession - I have popped many left field boners in my day. Some whilst talking to my mother on the telephone." DARK |
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Confession-Whenever I fuck a bitch I trigger by thinking of Benny Hill. |
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Ok do it tomorow then. I too have problems with cleaning. I wait until its really bad. Only sick people clean every wekend. The trick is to set up goals and spread the work over a few days tho. Like today i do the dishes , tomorrow i wash the clothes and the day after that ill vacum etc etc... Put on some great music , make some coffe , open the windows and let the good air in. One problem when i clean is that i get stuck in one detail for hours , like for example sorting my spiderman comics chronological or something. |
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monoid needs to post more pics. |
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that almost sounds like compassion anus. :) |
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here |
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hahaha |
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Yarr, i've seen worse. The maggots and puke are priority cases though. |
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good grief |
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yes it looks pretty tame without the closeups and the smell |
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pic left out lots of nasty details..... |
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3) The coolest part is; That you can make music on your computer or online. And also run it remotely, no matter where you are... |
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