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offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-06-17 14:48 [#01244961]
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what are xltronic'ers definitions of virginity?

i only ask this perverted and so obviously controversial
question because I am confused myself, and I would like to
know what the general consensus is on the definition of
virginity.

how far do you have to go before you've lost it?

i await the ridicule from the comical xlt regulars, and i
await the honest answers (if any)

:)


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-06-17 14:49 [#01244963]
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damn, i can't believe i spelt definition incorrectly :(


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-06-17 14:49 [#01244964]
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sexual intercourse. oral doesn't count.


 

offline dequalsrxt from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-06-17 14:49 [#01244965]
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virginity is a state of mind


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-06-17 14:51 [#01244968]
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so in your opinion only full penetrative sexual intercourse
is classed as losing your virginity?


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-06-17 14:51 [#01244969]
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damn i'm gonna get a rep for being a perv :(

but i'm genuinely confused about this


 

offline dequalsrxt from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-06-17 14:51 [#01244970]
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so someone who sucks off 200 people in, say, an hour...is
still a virgin?


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-06-17 14:52 [#01244971]
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if the wiener goes in, your V is gone forever.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-06-17 14:52 [#01244972]
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it's simple man

if you have sex you aren't a virgin

damn

also there is a seperate virginity for the ass called a man
flower


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-06-17 14:52 [#01244973]
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sure why not


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-06-17 14:53 [#01244974]
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the reason for my confusion is that, i'm assuming that the
sensations would be the same, regardless whether the
"pleasuring" would be manual, mutual or oral or
whatever.....so what exactly defines the loss of virginity?

did that make sense at all? or am i talking bollocks?!


 

offline dequalsrxt from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-06-17 14:54 [#01244976]
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woo-hoo! i had almost lost all respect for myself...


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-06-17 14:54 [#01244977]
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yeh but there's different kinds of sex, that don't include
intercourse

so do those other kinds of sex still count towards your loss
of virginity?


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-06-17 14:55 [#01244980]
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Im the definition of a virgin


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-06-17 14:58 [#01244983]
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you must be really good if you could suck 200 dudes to
climax in an hour.

that means you could take me from chubby to cum in like...
18 seconds!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-06-17 14:58 [#01244984]
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sounds about right actually.


 

offline oscillik from the fires of orc on 2004-06-17 14:59 [#01244985]
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ha ha


 

offline dequalsrxt from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-06-17 15:02 [#01244988]
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no matter how hard i try, i just can't seem to offend ANYONE
on this mb.

i give up.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-06-17 15:03 [#01244991]
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talking about head sure isn't going to offend anyone on this
board. in fact, you'll be one of the most popular people
here in a day or two.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-06-17 15:04 [#01244995]
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word you really need to try harder

maybe talk about raping a 17 year old nun with scoliosis or
something


 

offline dequalsrxt from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-06-17 15:08 [#01245001]
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i would say definitely loss of virginity there. for both of
yous.


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-06-17 15:17 [#01245017]
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offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-06-17 15:19 [#01245020]
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As soon as the head of the penis pokes the prostate, you (or
your partner) have lost your man flower. Both of you, even
if you're not the one with the penis in your ass.


 

offline deepspace9mm from filth on 2004-06-17 15:21 [#01245027]
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The Penis Goes Into The Vagina. This is a Special Hug. It
means you are Not A Virgin any more.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-17 15:24 [#01245029]
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I hate to say it, but reading this, Oscilik, you embody
fully the concept of being a virgin.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-06-17 15:28 [#01245033]
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"Ironically no one in the band Wang Chung had sex that
night"


 

offline dequalsrxt from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-06-17 15:29 [#01245034]
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hmm...i think he's trying to figure out whether he is one or
not. which means he must have done something questionable.
i wonder what that was...


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-06-17 15:30 [#01245038]
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ooh, he was probably knocking one out and his sister came in
the room.


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-06-17 15:33 [#01245045]
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As if it had a mind of it's own, a veritable slippery cave
seeking missile.



 

offline dequalsrxt from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-06-17 15:36 [#01245053]
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lol

when i was 17 my mother caught me jerking off with a gay
porno mag opened up on my bed. when she asked me if i was
gay, i said no and acted all huffy and offended.

lol


 

offline dequalsrxt from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-06-17 15:36 [#01245055]
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no avatar yet and i'm already telling you shit like that...


 

offline Monoid from one source all things depend on 2004-06-17 15:38 [#01245057]
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So..... are you gay ?


 

offline dequalsrxt from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-06-17 15:41 [#01245063]
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LOL...no. Me? Gay? Pssshh.

lol...gay


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-17 15:44 [#01245068]
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entries found for virginity.
vir·gin·i·ty ( P ) Pronunciation Key (vr-jn-t)
n. pl. vir·gin·i·ties
The quality or condition of being a virgin.
The state of being pure, unsullied, or untouched.



that answerrs that one. next.


 

offline dequalsrxt from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-06-17 15:46 [#01245071]
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yup...and i would say that means that, in some cases,
penetration is not necessary. so we all sluts.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-17 15:48 [#01245077]
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penetrration is always necessarry


 

offline 010101 from Vancouver (Canada) on 2004-06-17 15:49 [#01245078]
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Does that include fisting


 

offline dequalsrxt from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-06-17 15:51 [#01245083]
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i would think so


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-17 15:54 [#01245089]
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(otherr than oscillik) who gives a fuck rreally?
is this a 'i rrubbed up against a girrl i passed on the bus,
does this mean i can tell my pals that i'm not a virrgin'
thrread?


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-06-17 15:55 [#01245090]
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you'd be wrrong


 

offline dequalsrxt from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-06-17 15:55 [#01245091]
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funkadelic: "you hit the na-aaaail on the he-eeeeeeead"


 

offline B3n from Manchester (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-17 16:03 [#01245097]
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cheers guys! :)


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-06-17 16:12 [#01245105]
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i assumed you were a girl.. now i'm offended.


 

offline dequalsrxt from Los Angeles (United States) on 2004-06-17 16:14 [#01245107]
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haHAAAAAAA

phob should give extra pts for that shiznit


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-06-17 16:47 [#01245142]
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shit i'd fucking give you 1000 points for that! :D

{to the theme of hokey pokey}
anyways you fucking put the right hand in and the right hand
out and take your fuckin penis and shake it all about you
stick it in her pussy until you scream and shout

thats whats its all about


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-06-17 16:55 [#01245154]
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lol @ who gives a fuck


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-06-17 17:44 [#01245231]
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Yeah, xltronic as a whole, has their own definitions for
words, seperate from the rest of the english language.

english: I went to the store today.

xltronglish: Tomatoe lizard bow yak hog beautiful.

The two languages are easily confused unless observed in
context, given the identical words.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-06-17 23:30 [#01245443]
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whacky stuff, Ian.


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-06-17 23:44 [#01245452]
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definition of "defenition": none found, sorry.

w M w: rubber kangaroo st!!!?one slipper the in


 


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