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I JUST RIPPED THE SMELLIEST, FILTHIEST, MOST DISGUSTING FART EVER GAAAAWD |
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are you excited? |
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no, been eating too much bad food |
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I wish I had the power to moderate. Because I would moderate your foul ass out of here. |
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hehehe i pity the fool who sits in his own smell and then goes cryin to his momma! |
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oh shit, you're worst than Fart Simpson... ophs... Burt Simpson... |
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I can almost taste it. |
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im lost at sea dont bother me ive lost my way ive lost my way you're livin in a fantasy you're livin in a fantasy you're livin in a fantasy |
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sometime, somewhere, that terrible flatulent-being will say: "Once upon a time, I was ripped into existence by the most fart-impingent, non-gaseous-based non-pungent kid.. I think he was named Garoen.. or something like that... well, anyway, he created this 'thread' all about me! .......on this 'message board' thing from a x.l.. somethin'-err-other site.. about stuff.. you know.. that stuff that doesn't necessarily sound like farting.. uh.. ahh... music.. yeah that's it.. well, as i was saying, he created this 'thread' almost entirely about me, to which I replied covertly, quoting myself to somehow preposterously conceal my secret-flatulence-identity.. but he refused to acknowledge my existence as a completely omnificent entity.. but now I've said far too much.." the prophecy remains.. |
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Tsk! |
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We need more Bort license plates. |
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"Could this fart cause a storm in panama tomorrow?" ... actually, that's a legitimate question.. according to the chaos-theory, that is. |
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and the answer would probably be something like: no, that's highly unlikely. although there may be indeed a possibility for a fart to have such drastic effects, the constraint for it to happen tomorrow makes it a bit hard to swallow. the fart must travel and develop for weeks to create a storm like that. |
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Actually, it would be possible for the fart to cause a storm in Panama tomorrow, but the probability is infinitesimally small. |
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exactly. if the right circumstances appear, it could even cause a storm there TODAY! but the chances are SMALL!!! |
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IN BEFORE TEH LOCK YO! |
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Pwnt. |
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indeed, that's what i was trying to say but i don't think we need to get all emo about it ;D |
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LEAVE THE EMO ON WATMM, GODEL. I WILL CUT YOU, I SWEAR. |
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best episode ever! |
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LOL XD |
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true, but the probability of me not keeling over, three weeks from now, as jaroen's enormous stratocumulus-like fart-clouds enter my nostrils is also infinitesimally small. |
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The two events are not mutually exclusive, Q4Z2X. |
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eep. i might live in a parallel universe where that little impish dreaded collection of methane gas rules over all life with an iron fist. |
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We would not be having this discussion if that were the case, however, so obviously your statement is necessarily false. |
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..for the time being. I hope there will be a HUGE storm in panama tomorrow, and JAroen is to blame! hahah! |
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there was |
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