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...not only is there only one of me I also have the following qualities: 1) Excellent artist in every artform. 2) World greatest genius. 3) Incredibly humble and modest. and, even though I am these three things, I am still capable of dumbing my responses down to enable myself to converse with all of you. I just hope that one day someone equally as good as myself will arrive to lighten the burden on myself. |
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it can only be God then, I guess. |
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it's a real shame that you have to recalibrate your words for us to appreciate it must be intensive, i mean you already come up with such wit and repartee.......and then you have to dumb it down for us to read? absolutely extraordinary! |
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I understand how you would imagine that it would be a shame. I am that good at everything that it is no bother at all to me. qrter: He comes a close second. |
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World greatest genius |
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yeh, i was just thinking that damn i did an Artie Fufkin again i'm not worthy to even post in this thread after that shambolic post of mine - i should have realised that you would find not trouble in concocting readable text for us mere plebeians to read i shall refrain from posting in this thread hitherto my humblest apologies |
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damn, i even made a typo!!!! see? look at the plebeian that i am!!!!!! |
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Yes, by saying "Worlds greatest genius", it would imply that I meant this world. But I am actually the greatest genius on a world that is already infinitely more intelligent and better than this one. I am therefore more than infinitely better than you all, even though I am humble enough not to ram it down your feeble throats (don't get excited at that prospect because it will never happen). |
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Well I prefer you dryer and less juicy. |
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Once again you have managed to confuse me with a prune. I cannot understand how this mistake keeps occuring. |
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you'd have to be |
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What I meant is that I will tell the chef to cook you more. |
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I am already pretty well cooked. |
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Too rare |
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haha, my sense of humour is far to evolved to dumb down to yours without a delay. now I understand what you where referring to and found it quite funny :) |
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ecnadniarb, i never knew you suffered from intelligence/superiority. i will be more sensitive to your problem from now on. threads such as, "see you guys later cause i gotta go take a shit," will never be dreamt of when the words "ecnadnairb" appear upon the "now online" list. possibly, if it's not to much of a burden, before you die could you explain to me the purpose of life and survival? -your most awe struck companion, chris smalley |
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I don't do this often so here it goes: ":)" |
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Hi Chris. I have never made a thread informing you that I have to take a shit. Thanks to my wireless network I would be more likely to post that I was having a shit. The purpose of life is quite easy. You are to have a good time and then die, don't waste your life ever being sad or lonely. If you have children along the way do nothing more than teach them to also be happy and you will have made a major contibution to mankind. I chose to answer this now as I am never going to die so you would have passed on before myself. |
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pfft. I saw one of you on ebay for 5.99 niced try |
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the line for autographs forms right behind me |
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No what you saw was someone auctioning off one of my dead human form skincells. Just one which I dropped while golfing with Tiger Woods and Trisha Goddard (who you won't know). |
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you're quite raar |
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oh. well good i didnt get it. 20 bucks shipping for skin? gafh |
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ecnadniarb, i say this lovingly, but this is the worrst thrread everr crreated, everr. |
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Skin shipping is the most expensive form of shipping known to man. (information taken from DHL shipping costs 01.01.03) |
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It's OK, I understand your jealousy and hope you will learn to overcome it in the future. In the meantime rest assured that I will bare you no malace for your actions. |
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maybe it just goes overr my head. |
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thank you. i feel as though i can die at this very moment, fully aware of life's greatest mystery. yet it's so sad isn't it? the very notion that we aught to be happy in life tugs at my little sensitive artistic heart, by the way it's 4 20, i mean how can i continue when i see the fury and sadness in my fellow comrades stuck chasing the American Dream? please. i have many questions. |
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Happiness is infectious. One person can make a difference to many people, as often the only thing needed is a catalyst for people to be what they really want to be. |
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thank you once again. i need to go by my mother a mothers day gift. i hope my pale, shallow, and idiotic words have not threatened your intelligence in any way. one last question though. before i go, can you tell me you love me and that i rule? thank you, chris smalley |
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Dear Chris, I love you and you rule. Please wish your mother a happy mothers day on my behalf and thank her for giving birth to such a fine son. |
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"I have never made a thread informing you that I have to take a shit. Thanks to my wireless network I would be more likely to post that I was having a shit." Mehehehehahah....... I'm sorry, I had to lol at your toilet humour...... *tearfully eyed* I know I've probably failed this thread but I just couldn't help myself.... Bwwaahh |
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you are not a genius, you are a WANKER. |
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I would post something but I can't think of anything to say that isn't too witty. |
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jeez i was thinking the exact same thing. could you believe that? you probably did, huh? seeing you're such a genius and stuff. good luck with your positive problem, ecnadniarb. please make the world a better place. do it for us. |
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boo-urns |
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You are the following: a) Not good enough to post in this thread. b) Not intelligent enough to recognise my superiority. c) More than likely a regular who is too scared to post under his regular name. d) Not worthy of any more of my time. |
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jeez i was thinking the exact same thing. could you believe that? |
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You are the following: a) Pretentious. b) A tit. c) Typical art student. d) Also not worth of any more of my time. |
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You are: a.predictable b. humourless yet prone to keep saying "I am joking" so people know you are joking. c. self aggrandising d. boring |
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haha, twat...and you call me boring. Pot calling the kettle mate. |
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You're rare, kind of like down syndrome. |
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I like the moon faces. That is not really an insult to me. |
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Only moderators are rare, everybody else is a commoner. |
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Oh yeah, and stop the catfighting, girls. |
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How about you show us how good you are then and close this topic :P |
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you're certainly living up to your stereotype :) |
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moon faces! i have often refered to the refer butt as a roach... wait wait wait that's not my line... i have often refered to retards as dinosuars - you know, t-rex's, big lips... what say you oh wise one? |
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get your tongue out of his arse, it's horrible |
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no |
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