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offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-30 07:09 [#01168080]
Points: 4286 Status: Lurker



How incredible is this comic nowadays? Last months article
on Harold Shipman literally made me piss myself laughing.
Afterlife should mean afterlife by LIttlejohn - genius!

If push comes to shove my favourite character has to be
gilbert ratchett. I love the artist that does the Ratchett
cartoons.

And i don't want any stupid replies like "It used to be
funny but it's shit now" because i've been buying it for
about 15 years and YOU'RE WRONG!

A more accurate critique on current British society i have
yet to read.


 

offline mortsto-x from Trondheim/Bodø (Norway) on 2004-04-30 07:11 [#01168082]
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Url?


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-04-30 07:12 [#01168083]
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I haven't seen it for years - do they still have the Fat
Slags?

Do all british people have balls like Buster Gonad?


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2004-04-30 07:32 [#01168089]
Points: 1826 Status: Regular



VIZ never fails to tickle my fancy. Dr Fuck especially.

www.viz.co.uk

check out the yellow pages...


 

offline japes from Suriname on 2004-04-30 07:39 [#01168092]
Points: 520 Status: Lurker



Excellent.

On the subject of Shipman, one of my mates sent in a
definition of Shipman for the Profanisaurus. It went
something like:

Shipman, to do a (v.) To "inject" someone who is older than
oneself.


 

offline japes from Suriname on 2004-04-30 07:40 [#01168093]
Points: 520 Status: Lurker



Oh and the best phrase ever:

"Her fanny's as loose as a wizard's sleeve."


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-04-30 07:45 [#01168097]
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It's an excellent comic. "Roger Mellie's Ad Break" is my
favourite thing they've done- a compilation of all the spoof
adverts they've run over the years. Absolutely hilarious.


 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-04-30 07:47 [#01168100]
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"A more accurate critique on current British society i
have
yet to read."
- that's what I always try to tell people
that don't read it and think it's just toilet humour. I had
a cartoon in it, about a year ago, but that was toilet
humour.


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-04-30 07:50 [#01168103]
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Top tips:

"JEREMY Beadle When selling DVDs on your TV advert, hold the
disks in your bigger hand so that they do not appear to be
the size of laser disks."

"BI-CURIOUS men. Go to a male doctor and complain of rectal
bleeding. The resultant erotic anal probe will be a safe way
to find out whether gayness is really for you."



 

offline diablo on 2004-04-30 07:54 [#01168105]
Points: 3242 Status: Lurker



I'm so bored today I might have to break my self imposed ban
from here.

I got a letter printed in Viz once.



 

offline dog_belch from Netherlands, The on 2004-04-30 07:57 [#01168106]
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One of the funniest things was the Joy of Sexism, I love the
Builders section of the Yellow Pages.. page 1 and
page 2


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-04-30 08:04 [#01168111]
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He he, I was thinking only last week, "I've not seen diablo
in ages".

Things okay with you?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-04-30 08:05 [#01168112]
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Those are in that "Ad Break" compilation I was on about. I
came so close to litrally pissing myself reading one of
those...


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2004-04-30 08:05 [#01168113]
Points: 1826 Status: Regular



" garenteed to rifle through you wifes knicker draw" (or
somesuch line had me in tears)

The other swearing record was wiked too. That blokek that
hit his thumb with a hammer and turned the air blue.

ahhhhhh, I can;t even write thiskamso funny


 

offline diablo on 2004-04-30 08:20 [#01168135]
Points: 3242 Status: Lurker



Yeah i'm pretty good thanks. I still lurk here sometimes to
make sure i'm not missing some amazing IDM related thing.

My letter was somthing like

"Have the ad men resposible for the Caffrey's tagline
"Strong words softly spoken" never been to an Irish bar?
Surely "String words incoherently shouted" would be more
appropriate"

not that funny and borderline racist but hey it got printed
;)

Right i'm off before I get addicted and spend 6 hrs a day
here


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2004-04-30 08:28 [#01168143]
Points: 1826 Status: Regular



Yeah!! I read that one. I laughed along with everyone that
read it after me.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-30 08:31 [#01168145]
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It did go shit a few years ago and I gave up buying
it but I've recently picked it up again. Fucking back on
form nicely.


 

offline diablo on 2004-04-30 08:37 [#01168151]
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(string = strong) - duh.

I miss it here, always funny stuff going on. I end up
spending all day here though once I start posting, it really
is addictive.

Quern - u remember that letter?!

Fleetmouse - yes.

AARG i'm going (to waste more time on viz.co.uk)


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-30 08:38 [#01168153]
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GET DOWN ERNIE!!!!!


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-04-30 08:49 [#01168164]
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"Follow up nuisance calls to the missus..."


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2004-04-30 09:02 [#01168185]
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"bra on head" LOL! I've done it too *gulp*

Diablo: yes, I might even still have it at home, although I
might have sent it to my Italian mate that fuckign loves
VIZ. I'll check.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-30 10:09 [#01168254]
Points: 47414 Status: Moderator



I used to really like it.

can't stand it anymore. kind of grown out of it, I guess.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2004-04-30 10:13 [#01168260]
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that beadle one made me piss myself


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-05-05 04:26 [#01173811]
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Oh, you're so mature. I think that Viz has outgrown you and
that you don't understand the cartoons or the articles
anymore. Stick to your johnny fartpants, fat slags and
buster gonad cartoons. You obviously don't understand the
rest.


 


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