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offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-29 13:36 [#01167160]
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a couple of minutes ago i was hangin outta my window,
looking at the sky and thinking about the world (i do this a
lot, good stress relief) while playing sigur ros trough my
headphones. Anyway, i was mumbling along with the lyrics
while drinking a beer, and all of a sudden i noticed my
neighbour in his yard, who (apparently) had been staring at
me for a minute or so

i feel kinda 0_o now...


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-04-29 13:38 [#01167167]
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lol... that's not retarded - that's cool. i would do it
myself if i had a window. but it would be coffee and
grindcore, not sr + beer.


 

offline corrupted-girl on 2004-04-29 13:38 [#01167169]
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why do you care?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-29 13:39 [#01167172]
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well the guy comes over here quite often and i think he
thinks im strange

and

well yes, why do i even care? okay trying to sing along to
sigur ros makes one look like an idiot but hell...


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-04-29 13:40 [#01167173]
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you are a beautiful person! I love it!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-04-29 13:40 [#01167174]
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you should have pissed on his yard...now that would
definitely make him think you're weird.


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-04-29 13:41 [#01167176]
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:makes predictable "i already thought you were a retard"
comment:


 

offline celloncllone from anywhere but in (Germany) on 2004-04-29 13:42 [#01167178]
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oh my god someone caught me in a moment i thought i was to
myself and acting the way i truly am, now i feel strange
which means i am not open to other people in general, i act
different around them, and umm i feel strange, i feel funny,
oh no they think bad things of me.....

FUCK THAT
singing along to celine dion is fuckin weird man
keep doing your thing, someone out there has to be
themselves


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-29 13:43 [#01167184]
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ytheres no way i can get my tiny cock to piss tru the window
into his yard

by the way i can see sheep from here cool eh


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offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-29 13:44 [#01167186]
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how on earth can anyone compare the foreskin to the
appendix

its like.. compairing apples with pears


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-29 13:44 [#01167187]
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Sheep?


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-04-29 13:45 [#01167189]
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take pictures for us when the sheep are fucking


 

offline r40f from qrters tea party on 2004-04-29 13:46 [#01167191]
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i'm from new york, usa - your view of sheep and a beautiful
yard astounds me... and i like the drawing.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-29 13:46 [#01167193]
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1 sheep

2 sheep?

i dont know i cant remember


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-04-29 13:46 [#01167194]
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i'm saying that the foreskin is better than the appendix

i also think apples and pears are very comparable, probably
the two most comparable fruits next to oranges and
grapefruits


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-29 13:46 [#01167196]
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nigel: ill get a friend to take a picture of me fucking one
of them


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-04-29 13:48 [#01167200]
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Wear wellington boots and tuck the sheeps hind legs into
them... makes it easier.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-29 13:48 [#01167202]
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Experience?


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-04-29 13:49 [#01167206]
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those sheep will probably grow fins in couple of years...


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-29 13:49 [#01167207]
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*makes r40f jealous


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offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2004-04-29 13:49 [#01167208]
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has anyone seen that video of a kid sticking his face in a
sheeps ass and then the ass runs around and drags him around
the barn and then it's all a foreign stridex pad commercial


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-04-29 13:51 [#01167212]
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I live in a basement


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-29 13:52 [#01167215]
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NO but I want to.


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2004-04-29 13:52 [#01167216]
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i have a similar ritual for stress relief. i usually walk
around in my yard aimlessly brainstorming or daydreaming,
usually listening to music or smoking. i'm pretty sure most
people who see me do this think i'm either crazy or
handicapped.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-29 13:52 [#01167217]
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alex' basement?


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2004-04-29 13:52 [#01167218]
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uh man,u serously love porn...go anita


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-04-29 13:53 [#01167221]
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Wow... do you work in the promotion department for a milk
company?


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-29 13:55 [#01167223]
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it works great doesnt it, something random and pointless
like that?

too bad they installed hella bright street lights that keep
me from lookin at the stars

for me, i really enjoy looking at the sky. its so wide and
endless...

see?


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offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-04-29 13:55 [#01167224]
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Yeah I'm posting from HIS COMPUTER


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-29 13:56 [#01167228]
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oh please

everyone knows he doesnt even have one


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-04-29 14:00 [#01167240]
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you took all those pics now? we have deep dark overhere and
we're in the same time zone...im moving asap.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-29 14:04 [#01167248]
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no no! its getting dark here too. the hella bright one i
took some days ago on the beach, the one with the cat in the
basket on the same day from my window too, and the one with
the sheep 1 or 2 hours ago


 

offline uzim on 2004-04-29 14:18 [#01167277]
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i like looking at the sky, the trees, dreaming, watching the
clouds, too...
it can be so beautiful =)

i have two windows in my room, sometimes i lay on my bed and
watch the clouds move... so lazy but it feels so nice...

i "need" time to do nothing, or little nothings like that.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-29 14:18 [#01167281]
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i'd shoot yourr neighbourr. neighbourrs arre a total waste
of space until you need them to feed the cat when you'rre
away.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-29 14:20 [#01167287]
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clouds arre not beautiful, they just brring rrain.


 

offline Anus_Presley on 2004-04-29 14:21 [#01167290]
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everrything that i find beautiful is out of my grrasp and
that's why i'm going to kill myself.


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-04-29 14:21 [#01167292]
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Heh. You so silly.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-29 14:23 [#01167297]
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shut it, NIN-boy!


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-29 14:27 [#01167313]
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shuddnt you be checking on the prisioners in your basement?


 

offline Doomed Puppy from on and off and on and off and on 2004-04-29 14:29 [#01167321]
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shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


 

offline SValx from United Kingdom on 2004-04-29 14:30 [#01167326]
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Don't.xx


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2004-04-29 15:40 [#01167487]
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Yeah, being caught in the act when acting goofy in solitude
really takes the wind out of your sails. Thinking you're
home alone and singing Joe Jackson's ''Steppin' Out'' at the
top of your lungs in the shower sucks if someone is in the
kitchen listening in on you. I assume...


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-04-29 15:42 [#01167489]
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Hey does anyone know what that site is that has examples of
all different kinds of techno and has them linked in a
web-like pattern?


 

offline sneakattack on 2004-04-29 15:56 [#01167500]
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ishkur's electronic music guide


 

offline mappatazee from ¨y¨z¨| (Burkina Faso) on 2004-04-29 15:58 [#01167503]
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yes, thank you


 

offline corticalstim from Canada on 2004-04-29 20:33 [#01167819]
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i sent that to you.


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-30 03:52 [#01167944]
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I think I've been caught doing strange things quite often
but my brain is unable to handle the embaressment or maybe
it's being my friend trying to help me by taking these
incidents and placing them deep in the back of my head
whatever the process it means that I have glimpses of these
incidents through deja vu or dreams and it's all quite
distressing because reality becomes blurred and I'm not sure
what's real and what's imagined but in the end it doesn't
really matter to paraphrase Linkin Park.


 

offline dethpeel on 2013-03-23 08:16 [#02452459]
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Heh. DUBturbo


 


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