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offline uzim on 2004-04-26 16:36 [#01161652]
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...do you want to smoke in non-smoking areas?
or just to stop bothering people with the smoke of your
cigarette?

here's the solution!

so awesome!!!


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-26 16:37 [#01161654]
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Or quit smoking :P

That's pretty funny though.


 

offline X-tomatic from ze war room on 2004-04-26 16:41 [#01161663]
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excellent idea, I'm glad I got a smokefree workspace after
living in the cancer for the better half of my life, but
this is even better. I'd be able to "accidently" step on
those exhaust tubes and have them choke to death in their
helmets.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2004-04-26 16:57 [#01161692]
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its a helmet? good way to get stinky head.


 

offline plaster from splitska 10 on 2004-04-26 18:01 [#01161768]
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lol man...ur post look like some tv ad...it just need to
have an audio.

i'm glad that i don't smoke...one the other hand i have
astma so that shit killz me.


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2004-04-26 21:04 [#01161972]
Points: 7824 Status: Lurker



when I worked at a supermarket, I once told a customer to
quit smoking when they complained that they would have to go
to the smoke counter to get served

I also quit my awesome awesome awesome last job because my
dad wasn't going to quit smoking and it's killing him right
now, his quitting now could mean the difference between 3 or
30 years more life. :\


 

offline xf from Australia on 2004-04-26 21:21 [#01161992]
Points: 2952 Status: Lurker



aye, refund, long time no see - talk to me on slsk!

you ended up working for your dad? remember you talking
about it months ago.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-26 21:42 [#01162005]
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thats decidedly unnice. :(


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2004-04-27 00:55 [#01162106]
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if my dad refuses to take any action when these things are
presently and clearly KILLING HIM, so I told him I would
rather pretend he didn't exist than watch him kill himself
hopelssly, I feel as though I did the right tihng.


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2004-04-27 00:56 [#01162108]
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where do i get a audio?


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-27 02:22 [#01162133]
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haha! and to add the "3000" after the name! HAHAHA!

that's priceless!


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-27 02:32 [#01162141]
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it's funny because it's true.


 

offline altai on 2004-04-27 02:38 [#01162156]
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non smokers, winge winge, moan moan, fuck off !



 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-27 02:44 [#01162161]
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look man, if you want to get cancer and die slowly and
painfully then go ahead. just don't infect me with your
noxious poisonous fumes. if somebody dares to light up
around me that's as good as attempted murder. i just hit the
cunt. no-one's gonna to prevent me from living forever.


 

offline altai on 2004-04-27 03:05 [#01162196]
Points: 373 Status: Regular



Oh my god, how can you have Bill Hicks as you name and say
that.

Its someones right to smoke, just as it is yours not too. If
you dont like it then move away, or stop moaning. Dont go
all jesus on us and tell us to quit.

ANd if someone like you hit me cause I lit up next to you, i
would seriously do damage. If I fucked you wife, yea theres
a reason to hit me, not for having a ciggerette.

And it looks cool


 

offline teion on 2004-04-27 03:07 [#01162201]
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altai - spot on, oh the irony


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-27 03:08 [#01162203]
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OMG Your points = B7!


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-27 03:15 [#01162210]
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do ME damage!!?? if you even dream about that you'd better
wake up and apologise! I pity the fool that smokes. i hope
we bump into each other some day so i could show you what
happens when someone pollutes my atmosphere. they get taught
a lesson that they don't forget. smokers are scum.


 

offline altai on 2004-04-27 03:16 [#01162211]
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wankers are scummer


 

offline altai on 2004-04-27 03:18 [#01162213]
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Non smokers, moaning bastards,

I would quit If I wouldnt become one of them


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-27 03:18 [#01162214]
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what arsehole said that?


 

offline altai on 2004-04-27 03:19 [#01162215]
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bill hicks


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-27 03:21 [#01162217]
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oh yeah. i've heard about him. that dead commie comedian
with the same name as me. fuck him. he got what was coming
to him. he died of cancer didn't he? serves him right for
smoking.


 

offline altai on 2004-04-27 03:23 [#01162220]
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he died of pancreatic cancer,

I forgot you breath through your fucking pancres!


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-27 03:25 [#01162221]
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he got what was coming to him. all smokers will eventually.
god will see to that.


 

offline altai on 2004-04-27 03:26 [#01162224]
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even if he didnt smoke he would have died from the cancer of
the pancrea at the same age, gets you thinking huh?


 

offline VLetr from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-27 03:26 [#01162225]
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I'm a smoker and it's true, we are cunts. I do take all
possible measures to avoid infecting innocents with the
smoke from my cancer sticks though. And I will never, ever
smoke if there are children anywhere in my vicinity.

I think smoking when pregnant should be illegal.


 

offline altai on 2004-04-27 03:26 [#01162226]
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lucky theres no such thing as God then


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-27 03:28 [#01162228]
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you're along the right lines but you're still going to hell.
i say put smokers into specially designed ghettos so they
can't come anywhere near normal clean living people.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-27 03:30 [#01162229]
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I smoke cigars, like once a year.. when I do, I go outside,
and I stand in the wind so that the smoke immediately blows
away when I blow it out (never inhale cigars! that ruins the
taste!)

luckily, there's a new law, that smoking indoors in pubs and
such has become illegal! I enjoy going to town and getting
drunk, then returning home, smelling of nothing but alcohol.
no fucking smoke-smell that sticks to the clothes for three
fucking days!


 

offline altai on 2004-04-27 03:31 [#01162231]
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so there is a smoking section in heaven? or do all the good
people who smoked have to go to hell?



 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-27 03:32 [#01162232]
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yeah. alcohol smells great. smoke smells like donkey piss.
do smokers realise that they smell like donkey piss? i bet
they don't even care. smelly dirty bastards.


 

offline altai on 2004-04-27 03:33 [#01162233]
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thats the second hand smoke, I agree smells nasty,

first hand smoke is lovley shit


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-27 03:35 [#01162234]
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leviticus 3:11

"he who smoke of the tobacco weed has smoked in front of God
and infected His lungs. he shall doomed to hell for all
eternity"


 

offline altai on 2004-04-27 03:36 [#01162235]
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God but the tobacco leaves on this fucking planet.


 

offline altai on 2004-04-27 03:36 [#01162236]
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*put



 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-27 03:38 [#01162239]
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it was a test. and i'm afraid that you have failed, sinner.


 

offline altai on 2004-04-27 03:40 [#01162240]
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couldnt he put a cancer cure plant down then, instead of a
nacer creator? one that would stop suffering and genrally be
a nice plant. No. beacsue he doesnt exsist, nevermind choose
the vegitation of the earth.

Sorry I forgot about the test, does he test 3rd world
contries when there is no food? Cummon kids its a test, find
some clean water, damn I love these tests, I am such a god.



 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-04-27 03:40 [#01162241]
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how much is this thing i'm gonna buy it


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-27 03:41 [#01162242]
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questioning god is also a sin, sinner. you are so going to
burn in hell for eternity.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-27 03:41 [#01162243]
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AND.. not only does it smell.. it changes your appearance as
well!

I know (knew) this bitch who USED to look fucking GREAT
(nothing inside the head, though). She started smoking at..
14, I think.. now, the other day, I saw her on the bus, and
it was fucking scary! She was FUCKING YELLOW! I remembered
the good old days when I used to slap her on the ass, and I
couldn't believe it was the same fucking bitch! Smoking
ruins EVERYTHING!


 

offline altai on 2004-04-27 03:42 [#01162244]
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well god shouln't have given me a mind then,



 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-27 03:43 [#01162245]
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slap her on the ass when you were humping her doggystyle?


 

offline altai on 2004-04-27 03:43 [#01162246]
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and I would rather Hell than to be controlled in Heaven buy
the person who makes the world we live in, HELL


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-27 03:43 [#01162248]
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i don't think he did.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-27 03:45 [#01162251]
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yes.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-27 03:45 [#01162252]
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cool.


 

offline altai on 2004-04-27 03:46 [#01162255]
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so, seriously I am interested in your views, does he test
3rd world contries when there is no food? Or is he welcoming
them to heaven? what if they smoked?


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-27 03:47 [#01162257]
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maybe if more of them were christians then god might provide
them with food.


 

offline altai on 2004-04-27 03:48 [#01162258]
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such a nice god


 


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