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FUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!1 I was going 83kph in a 70 zone while going past an unmarked police car with a camera onnit.. errr, I'm not only on my probationary license... sooo... its either a woppin' great fine, suspended licence or ... lose of license! !!!! shit |
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It was just comming off the highway so me and about 4 other drivers were slowing down from 100kph and those bastard just wait in the worst of places. I never speed but i'd been in my car for half the day and finnally slipped up. I've done well in my 2 years with a licence.... oh well it was fun while it lasted |
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that's beat. you think you'll lose your license? |
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Damn! I wish I was a curbcreeper! :s I'm still confused a bit, not sure if it was a 80 zone.. GAARRGGH! best thing to do is forget about it all! :/ |
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Ive' had a good 50 or so instances where I thought I'd been done for sure, speeding, driving crappy, you name it, and I've never been fined because of it, but then, you melbourne drivers are fucking nuts, they're probably out to get all you little menaces to the road. |
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The only ticket i've got was 6 months after I got my liscence going 79 mph in a 55. |
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But I live in a 'country' town! |
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bloody bogans, I swaer you should be driving a ute mate, I remember when we had to get directions, and pull to the off the road, you were still going full ball and pulled straight onto the rough grass on the side of the road BEFORE slowing down, that shit's just not right! crazy fucker. it'd be really shit if you do loose your liscence, I reckon they should have to have a "make it fair" policy about where they place camera's, they're not targeted at problem speeders, but as a revenue raiser, most of the time it's the decent drivers that loose their liscence under some sort of stupid technichality, but arsehole get away with being reckless for years :\ |
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I was driving from a Redneck town back to my Sleep Hollow town. |
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KILL 'EM ALL! |
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RIDE THE LIGHTNING! |
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i was getting speeding tickets every week some 8 years ago...i got only like one since then... so try and keep your license for couple of years more, cuz you won't have any problems with that anymore when you get older :) |
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*gets into drunken brawl with princo about nsw vs vic footy |
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Whhhyyy YOOOOUU!!!! |
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My ticket arrived from NZ :D YEAH! They really want my money. 127 in a 100 zone. Put it into MPH and it's proper English speeds! I love the fact I'd never had a speeding ticket till my first day driving in NZ. AWESOME. |
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Tell them you're a mormon! You might get away with it:D |
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Sorry to here that dude =o( |
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were you getting some ice, plz? |
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it was like, melting! |
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Can you ask someone with a full licence and no points to say that they were driving the car at the time? They'll take the points then, my uncle did it for my dad |
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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep B-) thats an idea! |
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princo - "Muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum?" |
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shit on a biscuit, that just might work. I know a couple of mates that have had their folks bail them out! |
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CHECK MATE!!!!!!!!! :D |
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did you see any flashes from the camera? |
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nah, and it was slightly overcast. Im accually thinking that I was too close behind the guy in front for the cop to get my plate! |
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looks like you haven't been paying enough attention to mate! |
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theyre only doing their job |
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guess not matey! |
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shame about cliff richard. |
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Oh, Cliff Sometimes it must be difficult not to feel as if You really are a Cliff When fascists keep trying to push you over it Are they the lemmings? Or are you Cliff? Or are you, Cliff? |
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There's a website wich list all non moving radars on French highways. That let plenty of moving or hidden radars to fuck your license up... BTW Princo. what is the max speed on AUS highway? |
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as fast as you can go, as long as the pig filth arent around |
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A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver's door. "Is there a problem Officer?", the driver asked. The policeman says, "Sir, you were speeding. Can I see your licence please?" The driver responds, "I'd give it to you but I don't have one." "You don't have one?" The man responds, "I lost it four times for drink driving." The policeman is shocked. "I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers please?" "I'm sorry, I can't do that." The policeman says, "Why not?" "I stole this car." The officer says, "Stole it?" The man says, "Yes, and I killed the owner." At this point the officer is getting irate. "You what!?" "She's in the trunk if you want to see." The Officer looks at the man and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes, five police cars show up, surrounding the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. The senior officer says "Sir, could you step out of your vehicle please!" The man steps out of his vehicle. "Is there a problem sir?" "One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner." "Murdered the owner?" The officer responds, "Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car please?" The man opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. The officer says, "Is this your car sir?" The man says "Yes," and hands over the registration papers. The officer, understandably, is quite stunned. "One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving licence." The man digs in his pocket revealing a wallet and hands it to the officer. The officer opens the wallet and examines the licence. He looks quite puzzled. "Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this ca |
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"Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, and murdered the owner." The man replies, "I bet you the liar told you I was speeding, too!" |
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... LOL, nice one pOg0 |
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not much of a punchline though.. it's not like you can't see it coming a mile away! |
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i dont think Alex enjoyed your joke Emma! :/ |
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Some range from 100kph to 110kph. But in the Northern Territory its as fast as possible! |
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Emma has upheld a very high standard up till now. I'm not angry, it's just.. well.. I'm disappointed, I guess.. |
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more ice? |
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plz. |
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"god i needed that" - pomme |
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*camera crosses to princo* Oh... umm.. yeh... I never recieved a ticket... this being like nearly 2 months ago! PHEWF!!! |
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Maybe it was your groupie snapping you ;oD |
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Is that a confession Emma? ;) |
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nah I'd tell you straight if it was me =oD |
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