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offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-04-19 03:00 [#01149577]
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So i was out drinking on friday and towards the end of the
night this HOT girl started chatting me up. We had a
really great drunken bullshit conversation and through the
fog of alcohol we clicked. I mentioned it was my 30th in a
few weeks and she said she has to come to my party. So she
gave me her mobile phone number, handing me her phone so i
could take it down.
I type in the number and she said "now, ring me so i have
yours" - i did but got a weird dialtone and remembered i had
no credit left so i said i'd ring her when i got some on the
way home and we kissed goodbye (just a peck) and she left.

I reaqlised later that it wasn't a "no credit" tone i heard
but a "you are missing a digit" tone.

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I only know her first name, that she's a psychology student
and shes from Limerick. She was drop dead gorgeous an just
my quirky type.

It was city-center pub i met her in and i went there the
following night on the off-chance she maybe went back but,
of course, i didn't see her.

What a fucking gobshite i am.

My last chanceis to go there next friday and see if she's a
friday-regular there or something.... FUCK SAKE!!!!



 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-04-19 03:07 [#01149584]
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hehe, kinda funny in a sad way...

try callng numbers close to that wrong one...maybe you just
misdialed one number...


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-04-19 03:08 [#01149585]
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number=digit...

anyway, the best of luck :)


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-04-19 03:14 [#01149590]
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yeh...its 10 digit number and i suspected the missing digit
was in the middle so i tried a couple of random numbers in 2
places..

...nada!

Actually i think i will try 0 - 9 in 3 places in the middle
of the number tonite - thats 30 txt messages but it'd be
bloody worth it - i just hope i don't get some psycho fucker
pretending to be her, arranges a date and then fucks me in
the ass - i don't need that - anytime!



 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-04-19 03:26 [#01149597]
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you're a pesimist aren't you...maybe instead of some psycho
fucker you'll get even a hotter girl...but yeah there's
always the threat of getting a psycho.


 

offline goDel from ɐpʎǝx (Seychelles) on 2004-04-19 03:27 [#01149599]
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haha! great story

good luck with finding her number


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-04-19 03:27 [#01149601]
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i just hope i don't get some psycho fucker
pretending to be her, arranges a date and then fucks me in
the ass - i don't need that -


... AGAIN!



 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-04-19 03:35 [#01149607]
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... at all!


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-04-19 03:41 [#01149609]
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*giggles*


 

offline zero-cool on 2004-04-19 03:57 [#01149613]
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maybe she missed out those numbers because she wanted to
trick you into thinking she likes you.

or maybe she was drunk


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-04-19 04:07 [#01149621]
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.. no... i was the muppet who typed in the numbers..... she
gave me her phone to copy them down AND she wanted me to
ring her back straight away so she'd have my number.... twas
the real deal, zero-help


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-19 04:11 [#01149624]
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when you find her again, post a pic. I want to know what

" just my quirky type."

means.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2004-04-19 05:32 [#01149676]
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Dude, you've messed up royally. I hate losing a digit. It's
the worst. I hope you bump into her again and end up having
sex with her. That would be cool, wouldn't it? She sounded
lovely. I bet she would do all sort of dirty things in the
sack.



 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-04-19 05:46 [#01149698]
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I feel for you mate... almost the exact same thing happened
to me a couple of years back.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-19 06:08 [#01149732]
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hope you meet her again mate!


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-04-19 07:01 [#01149779]
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by quirky ... get this:.... she started chatting to me by
elbowing me in the side and saying "ya know what, i'm after
paying the price of cabbage for a load of cauliflower...
what ya think about that?"

She got me right here!

When she was leaving she took out a pair of glasses and put
em on - i nearly died with how secratarily sexy she looked
then. I'm gonna print out a list of phone numbers like
this
xxxxxx1xxxx
xxxxxx2xxxx
xxxxxx3xxxx
.....
xxxxxx0xxxx
... and try em all later. I gots to!
I count that as 10 x 3 = 30 phone calls to make - if i try
the middle 3 spaces which is where i think i fucked up. Not
much effort really for a return that could be
life-changing!



 

offline Key_Secret from Sverige (Sweden) on 2004-04-19 07:51 [#01149867]
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I hope you find her number... and then her!
Why didn't you ask her to call you? that'd been much easier.


 

offline berk on 2004-04-19 08:18 [#01149925]
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...but what if you also typed one of the numbers you thought
was correct wrongly?


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-04-19 08:19 [#01149927]
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i forgot my own goddamn number, goddamit.... so she laughed
and gave me hers instead (minus one digit, thanks to me....)


 

offline pOgO from behind your belly button fluff on 2004-04-19 08:23 [#01149939]
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Just keep going back there on fridays and stuff, you're
bound to bump into her =o)


 

offline berk on 2004-04-19 08:26 [#01149948]
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i can never remember my mobile number.

i wish you good luck in your search for the magic number.


 

offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-04-23 03:35 [#01157186]
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*Update

So i tried about 40 phone numbers in work

- 20 were unused
- 5 were women who said they weren't her (they all sounded
gorgeous though.....!)
- 2 were guys who sounded annoyed i bothered them
- the rest were answer message s so i txted these and got
one reply saying "sorry, wrong number"

My last chance is to go to that same bar tonight and hang
around like a spare prick, firtively glancing at every girl
who walks by (so whats new?) and maybe i'll get
lucky...

Its actually a bar with lots of great looking girls but
they're a bit poser-ish and this chick stood out as being so
not like that.



 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-23 03:37 [#01157187]
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Good luck mate!

LAZY_TITLE


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-04-23 03:37 [#01157188]
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what is a "spare prick?" have you got one extra that you can
use when the original one falls off?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-23 03:39 [#01157191]
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offline KEYFUMBLER from DUBLIN (Ireland) on 2004-04-23 04:02 [#01157212]
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thats exactly what i was thinking...


 


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