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sneezing or farting poll
 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-07 10:34 [#01135991]
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I just thought I'd add to the holistic wonder of LXtronic
today with the following poll:

Which feels better, sneezing or farting?

I'm going to have to go with... farting. Although each
sneeze and fart has a different unique degree of
sensation... and some sneezes feel better than
some farts, on the whole, farting is the better
experience.


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-04-07 10:36 [#01135997]
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ive done both at the same time, then made a special wish


 

offline hobbes from age on 2004-04-07 10:37 [#01136000]
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sneezing can be sort of orgasmic sometimes.


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-04-07 10:38 [#01136003]
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breathing can be sort of orgasmic sometimes.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-04-07 10:39 [#01136006]
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It's an eighth of an orgasm or something. I might have just
made that up.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-04-07 10:39 [#01136007]
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qrter running can be sort of orgasmic sometimes


 

offline xlr from Boston (United States) on 2004-04-07 10:43 [#01136014]
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Sneezing is annoying. Farting is lovely.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-04-07 10:44 [#01136019]
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Sneezing. There's a freedom and comfort that comes along
with the fact that it can be done nearly anywhere.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-04-07 10:45 [#01136022]
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Now, which is this guy doing?


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offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-04-07 10:45 [#01136023]
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I have a really unusual sneeze. It makes a sound like
grinding metal. I would post it if I could.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-04-07 10:46 [#01136026]
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He's just mad because he thought Tiffany was playing on
Wednesday when in reality she played Tuesday.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-04-07 10:48 [#01136029]
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Slightly more obvious


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offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-04-07 10:50 [#01136031]
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Oh man I'm not playing that game no more.. I ended up
finding scat pics.


 

online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-04-07 10:52 [#01136041]
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pulling finger out of butt ?


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-04-07 10:53 [#01136042]
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hahaha, what a topic.

What feels better to me is sneezing. I actually always
sneeze. When I step into the sun I sneeze, when I bite into
chocolate for the first time I sneeze, I sneeze all the time
so I've managed to keep it a cute girl sneeze.

Farting is just gross in public, or in general. It kinda
grosses me out. What also grosses me out when youre in a car
or a closed area and someone sneezes and you can smell it.
ohh god thats just gross.


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-07 10:54 [#01136046]
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qrter does run like a girl. Then again, I can't think
of many verbs that qrter performs manly at all.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-04-07 10:54 [#01136047]
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No, more like rubbing poo into skin, not my cup of tea.


 

offline -crazone from smashing acid over and over on 2004-04-07 10:55 [#01136050]
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I fart on this topic, it feels sneezingly nice


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-04-07 10:55 [#01136052]
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His girlfriend just broke up with him and he's singing along
to a Creed mp3.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-04-07 10:57 [#01136058]
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i fart i sneeze i fart i sneeze


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-04-07 10:57 [#01136059]
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Haha :D


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-07 10:59 [#01136067]
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That one's a trick question. I know that guy and his face
just always looks like that.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-04-07 11:00 [#01136069]
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More!


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online recycle from Where is Phobiazero (Lincoln) (United States) on 2004-04-07 11:00 [#01136070]
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you used the reply topic on me, im honored


 

offline w M w from London (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-07 11:02 [#01136071]
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That one's a trick question. I know that guy and his face
just always looks like that.


 

offline pomme de terre from obscure body in the SK System on 2004-04-07 11:02 [#01136073]
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he farted cause he's nervous because he thinks everyone is
going to see his face fall off.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-04-07 11:03 [#01136075]
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Play the game properly, or refer to my avatar for further
information.


 

offline DJ Xammax from not America on 2004-04-07 11:05 [#01136084]
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Someone take over, I'm going out.


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-04-07 11:12 [#01136091]
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yeah its an 1/8th of an orgasm. so if you sneeze 8 times you
have to change your pants


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-04-07 11:17 [#01136105]
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yummy. I wish that can happen to me. Ive sneezed while
writing in this thread...weird! :>


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-04-07 11:19 [#01136108]
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you'd better put down the towels.... it might get wet! :D

:p


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-04-07 11:21 [#01136110]
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oh baby, its always wet over here :D


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-04-07 11:23 [#01136114]
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I KNOW!! I should have brought a rain coat or an umbrella
last time! :D


 

offline afxNUMB from So.Flo on 2004-04-07 11:27 [#01136120]
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haha, well now you know for next time :P


 

offline k9d from mpls (United States) on 2004-04-07 11:50 [#01136167]
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i like getting farted on better than sneezed on


 


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