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Anus_Presley
on 2004-04-06 07:59 [#01134326]
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You crrack an egg into a pan. End.
So what went wrrong? the egg just welded itself (I fearr perrmanently) to the bottom of the pan.
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-06 08:02 [#01134327]
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Err, you DID spray Egg-Unstick spray on the pan first right? Or are you using nonstick eggs?
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DJ Xammax
from not America on 2004-04-06 08:02 [#01134328]
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The worst is yet to come.
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-04-06 08:05 [#01134332]
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Don't worrrry, therre arre otherr pans and otherr eggs. I shall perrsist.
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REFLEX
from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2004-04-06 08:07 [#01134334]
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you have the heat on too high.
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berk
on 2004-04-06 08:20 [#01134343]
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You'd be better poaching it. It's better for you.
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-04-06 08:24 [#01134348]
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Well i've eaten my frried egg now. Mmmm with a tidal wave of brrown sause on top.
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Ceri JC
from Jefferson City (United States) on 2004-04-06 08:26 [#01134349]
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Grease the pan first. You can use vegetable oil, olive oil, or butter/maragrine, all work well. Bear in mind that eggs are better cooked for a longer time on a low heat, than fast in a really hot pan (I read that in a cook book :).
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grinningcat
from london (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-06 08:27 [#01134351]
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i have been frying eggs recently too.
its fucking tricky, coz u want the yellow bit to be liquid, if u leave it in there too long then it goes solid,
but then sometimes the yellow bit breaks, then i just chuck the contents of the pan into the bin, and crack another one.
bad i know
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-04-06 08:29 [#01134352]
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Like sausages. You put a sausage verry nearr to the heat sourrce in the grrill and it burrns on the outside but barrely gets cooked on the inside.
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horsefactory
from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-06 08:30 [#01134354]
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I once ate a whole raw egg in one mouthful
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-04-06 08:30 [#01134355]
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My yoke ended up harrd :(
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-06 08:38 [#01134360]
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ugh I hate runny yoke in my fried egg.
I break the yoke and let it flow all over the place - so it kind of integrates with the eggwhite. so it's not an omelet and it doesn't have a hard clumpy yoke in the middle.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-06 08:38 [#01134361]
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..you didn't grease the pan..?
if this is so, you must truely be clueless in the kitchen, Carl.
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-04-06 08:43 [#01134367]
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That's how mine ended up. A yellow/ white blob.
No, I didn't grrease the pan. It's been so long since I've frried an egg.
Like when you werre in little school, and afterr the 6 week holiday it dawns on you that you no longerr know how to spell 'of'. 'Of' is a verry strrange worrd.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-06 08:48 [#01134373]
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HA HA!
you're a silly man. :P
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-06 08:50 [#01134375]
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you did give me an excellent idea, Carl.
tonight, for my dinner, I shall fry the HELL out of some defenseless eggs and eat them all up.
with some bread.
oh yes.
with some bread.
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-04-06 08:52 [#01134377]
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Anyway chaps I'm going to worrk in less that 45 minutes I'll have to smarrten up.
Hey, get this, I feed patients forr a living :)
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Anus_Presley
on 2004-04-06 08:54 [#01134380]
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i'm glad i've inspired you. lately i've been having a rreal harrd time thinking of something nice to eat. i've gone off everrything.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-06 08:57 [#01134385]
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same for me.
thing is, I don't want to spend any time on it, so it can't be very good.
:(
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-06 09:08 [#01134403]
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You should cut a whole in some bread with a glass as a template.
Grease the pan up and then fry one side of it. Flip the bread over and crack the egg into that hole. Then you have a lovely egg bread combination. It's marvellous!
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-06 09:09 [#01134405]
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ooh! greasetastic!!! :D
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-06 09:09 [#01134407]
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and also grammatically terrible. Cut a whole in the bread? I'm shocked I typed that.
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qrter
from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-04-06 09:11 [#01134411]
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you're special.
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giginger
from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-04-06 09:12 [#01134413]
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special needs?
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