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i like it |
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twat. |
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ha ha |
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*looks at ecnadniarbs twat* |
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That thing is called a mirror. |
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oh sorry i thought u asked me to look at your twat. ok i'm a twat cool. *does the robot* |
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I like jewel. I would like to hug her. Oh... you're just the girl of my dreams but it seems that my dreams never coooooooome truuuuuu- ue I first met you down on lover's lane the birds were insane flapping all about softly you would sing swiinging iiiiin your swiiiiii- ing it wasn't niiiiight, it waaaaasn't daaaaay. |
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i don't like her music.. but she seems like a smart non-media whore girl...so yeah. |
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I'd play with her intution in a heartbeat. |
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all of your posts have been funny this week. I swear youre on crack |
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Yeah... she's a whore alright.... |
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ahh man, beck stole those lyrics from you!1 |
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As a young boy I wrote a series of poems to her: oh Jewel Please come to my school I will not be cruel and I am really cool oh Jewel Reply to this mail or I will detail how I tortured a snail oh Jewel It's time to die You have made me cry Enclosed is one pie oh Jewel You are dead The pie poisoned your head with molten lead |
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^^^^^^^^ this guy's gettin' old. |
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Id play with her snaggletooth if I could. |
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Isn't w M w asexual or something? Maybe he is talking about a different jewel... |
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follow your heart- your intuition (it will lead you in the right direction) |
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that is a phat lie if you follow your heart (penis) you will end up with many children, and you will run out of names for them. |
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shhh, just like mr. garrison from south park pretends to be gay to attract females, I am pretending to like jewel to attract other asexuals. |
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you must have a great view from that high horse you ride on wMw. who else wants to join the bandwagon? |
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I have to make it clear that I wasn't talking about humans in the second sentence of my post but I guess we are talking about the same thing. |
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*plays the accordian* |
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ugh, terrible song. |
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oh my god...that song is terrible....the worst song ever. her voice is so fucking annoying...her first album was good not better but good. this song blows dude. what are you thinking?? listen to the song! listen to her voice! please! |
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Fiona Apple could kick her ass but I don't think Tori Amos would last long against her. |
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I'm a longtime fan of Jewel, although I actually haven't listened to Intuition in full. Spirit is my favorite album prolly, and "Foolish Games" my favorite song of hers (both the radio and the album version). Hey, the accordion -- that was cheeky! :) |
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I heard a rumour that if enough people chant "masturbate" at her concerts she will take off her pants and flick her bean. |
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haha, what a dirty lie |
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jewel christ |
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i liked the song and the video, i thought it was genius, havent seen it in a while though |
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sexy video, yes? |
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The video is a lot of fun, how it switches between different kinds of film and all that. I like the in-joke advertising, it was sort of RDJ in an oblique way... just maybe. ;) Hahaha... When I saw her perform this on Craig Kilborn (I believe it was), I was surprised to see a keyboard player perform the accordion parts. I wonder if this was originally the case? |
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idm approved |
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"I'll allow it." |
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You would. |
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she is absolutely hot... I'd hit it! |
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!!!! |
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you use the term "genius" too loosely, perhaps.. |
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well i used past tense to tune it down a little, like i had that reaction when i saw the video |
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