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1. In the cut (dull and lifeless) 2. Confidence (trying to be too slick and too cool) 3. The Good Thief (same as the above) |
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'the creatures who stopped living and became mixed up zombies' is pretty bad. it's somewhere on my bottom list |
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is the movie where people |
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kung pow is the only movie i can think of that i rented, but didn't finish. rented it... watched about 20 minutes... returned it... rented something else. |
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Pretty much everything I have ever watched. Besides shittiest lists are always crap because there is always tons of stuff you dislike more than you like. |
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I thought the Good Thief was quite good. I watched a complete duffer though with Nick Nolte and Julia Roberts called I Love Trouble. It was ultimate cheese with extra cheese on top and a side portion of cheese. |
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Literally every movie I rented recently has been shite. |
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I haven't seen a bad movie for a while, i'm getting good at avoiding them now :) the last terrible film i've seen are: Matrix Reloaded Tomb Raider ID4 Titanic Dog Soldiers Razorblade Smile |
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- Cold Creek Manor |
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'The Good Thief' had this ultra contrived ending and was just so implausable and attempted to be so cool with its scripting. I now know why it was pretty poor because basically there was British production house involved by the name of 'Natural Nylon' which is owned by Jude Law and Ewan McGregor. The British make such piss poor movies on the whole so I'm not surprised is was below par. The whole thing attempted to be way too cool and just fell on its face. The scripting was just too slick for its own good. |
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'Dog Soldiers' was ok. There were some decent laughs in it. It could have been so much better that said. It didn't take itself too seriously and attempted to inject some 'Evil Dead 2'/'American Werewolf In London' humour into it and it worked quite well. Could have been a better movie but I quite enjoyed it. The tension could have been better and the amount of lines needed to be cut as there was way too much yabber blabber. You didn't get shit loads of lines in Predator, just the appropriate facial expressions, subtle music and so the tension was strong. It borrowed massively from other films but essentially didn't really know what sort of film it was attempting to be. Basically a wattered down combo of Predator, Aliens and Evil Dead 2. |
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Terminator 3 Scary Movie erm there's probably more, i just cant think of any more at this precise moment |
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Lost in Translation... ;) |
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Oh I like 'Scary Movie'. Yes I'd agree with 'T3' and I'll add 'Tomb Raider 2' to my list too. Definitely the worst movie I've seen for a hell of a long time. Might I add I didn't actually won't to see it. |
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want I meant |
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Octopus II - the only film about an Octupus with scant Octopus in it. Though it apparently has more Octopus in it than the original Octopus film. I think it wins an award (from me) for stretching out the same 3 second stock footage clip of fireworks for over an hour. I love HBO channel. |
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the most dreadful line ever used in a film was in the climax of that film. |
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Terminator 3 didn't even feel like a Terminator film, just seemed like some dodgy hollywood action flick. Though it could have been a lot worse. |
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the new Star Wars films were pretty bad |
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omfg the good thief had the hottest woman EVER co-starring |
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What Shit Raider? I can't actually see how they got away with making it quite frankly. I mean its so poor that I'm surprised anyone went to see it. I mean I just can't figure out who would enjoy such a piss poor movie. |
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i.e. |
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She's ok. |
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not a very flattering picture |
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yeah, T3 just wasn't a Terminator film Jim Cameron should fucking sue in my opinion i'm a really big fan of the Terminator films, I have been since I was a kid, and it really appalled me when I went to see it - the continuity errors are all over the place, and they changed loads of things too :( |
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There is a swedish porno kult classic from the 70s called "fäbodjäntan". I garrante that you cannot find worse actors then in this film (even for porn stars they are considered crappy actors) , it is pure comedy. They forget their lines but because its a low budget porno flick they can't afford to do any re takes so the dialoge is very interesting . There is also a lady who inserts a sausage ( with the girth of a boa constrictor) in her punani. Its the worst and yet on of the funniest shit ive seen. |
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I haven't seen it. Knowing that core actors weren't in it, I swore in blood that I wouldn't see it. And so have stuck to it so far. |
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oh , and one of the guys screams like he is being burnt alive every time he cums haha! |
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Matrix Reloaded. utter pile of cringe-inducing vapid shite. |
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yeah confidence felt like a shittier version of Ocean's Eleven... and even that seemes too slick and cool for my liking |
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Referring to T3 in my last post by the way and not this wonderful Swedish movie that Sido Dyas is reffering to. |
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trust me - DON'T! |
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DeLtoiD, Agreed. Tarontino does cool. Very few other directors get it right. |
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Against The Wind Armour Of God The Bear The Bed Sitting Room Beware Of Pity The Birds Bloodstone: Subspecies 2 Brass Monkey Chameleons Citizen Kane Code Of Silence Cornered Cul-De-Sac Driving Miss Daisy The Enforcer The Fighter Frankie & Johnny Gleaming The Cube Grand Canyon The Helicopter Spies The Hideous Sun Demon The Kid From Brooklyn Kidnapped King Kong Last Man Standing The Letter Life Stinks The Lightship The Long Hot Summer Love Potion No.9 The Magnificent Ambersons The Mangler Naked Lunch The Neverending Story Plan 9 From Outer Space The Prisoner Quien Sabe The Quiet American (1958) Sir Henry At Rawlinson End South Pacific Star Trek V: The Final Frontier Subspecies Sunset Grill Supergirl Trouble Bound Up In Arms The Way To The Stars The Wrecking Crew The Wrong Box Yellow Sky |
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8 mile with the white blackguy |
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citizen kane? stfu |
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It's easier to hate a good film than it is to love one. |
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the birds?! THE BIRDS???????? |
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you've got some really good films listed there |
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equilibrium |
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Alien Ressurection |
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Queen Of The Damned |
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human traffic just woeful! |
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does nobody know the movie "Cradle of Fear"? watch www.cradleoffear.com and you know what i mean. its cool (i think that because i like gore and stuff :S but its filmed like nobody can (it really sucks), just watch the trailer on that site and you know what i mean (thats the second time i said it! ;P) later |
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equilibrium |
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the last bad film i saw was "swimming pool," which was not entirely without merit but had a terrible, pointless "twist" ending. |
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yeah i saw bits of cradle of fear hehhe that's so bad its hilarious |
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Little Nicky. Equilibrium rocked!!!! |
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oh dear, Human Traffic. the film that so DESPERATELY wants to be Trainspotting, popular-icon-wise. |
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I saw equilibrium after drinking the best part of a 75cl bottle of scotch, so maybe I am being unfair on it but to me it seemed like a rip off of the Matrix. |
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