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Two men were stuck on a desert island. They are both completely starving and close to death. One man spots a bacon tree in the distance and tells his friend that he is going to investigate it and see if he can get them some food. 7 hours later the man crawls black, bloody, bruised, and generally fucked up. His friend asks "What happened? Was it a bacon tree?" "No," says the man. "It was a ham bush." |
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Both men die shortly after. |
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haha. Genius. |
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*very loud groan* |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHA! No wait. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
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hehheheehe |
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HAM!!!! HaM IS DANGEROUS. |
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BUMP |
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man...are you bored or what? ham bush at first, i thought it was a reference to bush nevermind |
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that joke was.. TOTALLY FUCKING AWSOME!!!! |
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...i don't get it. |
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like the bush was lying in wait, and attacked him unawares... he was ham bushed. |
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That was pun-tastic! |
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who was that TV presenter who took legal action against a chef? nevermind, it was Sue Cook! {americans may not get that} :P |
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lol! |
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yeah, i thought about it for another second and it made perfect sense. hehe. =P |
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I found it funnier before it was pointed out that there was a meaningful pun involved. |
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haha that ruled. |
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