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will any of you be my valentine? i know it's not for a few more days, but i'd just like to get everything sorted out, you know? just to make sure i have everything in order when the time comes. |
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but you're a boy...and most of us are boys and the girls that are here are either ugly bootlicks, lesbian, seeing someone already or a combination of three. and given that gayish is immoral and evil and wicked the gays cannot have valantines day until they are burning in hell. |
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...so that's a no? oh well. i love you all the same, sweetie. |
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I'm not ugly....nor a carpet muncher, nor am I taken, but I need reason why any of us girls should be your Valentines. |
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Say what? |
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haha you can cross me out apparently I dont know know how to use my S's. |
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well, miss. for starters, i'm ridiculously good looking. and let's be honest, here...that counts for most everything these days when dealing with the internet. and i'm rich, too. so disgustingly filthy rich you'd wanna puke and then eat it all up again. but you won't, because my shining visage will keep your mind off my money. oh, and i'm gay. so...yeah. what woman doesn't like a gay guy? |
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ohhhhh youre gay, I knew there had to be a catch-to good to be true for me. Allright, I'll move on. but we both can have fun girl talk-either that or I make you LOVE VAGINA that you'll never want to suck a COCK again! ;D |
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see? exactly. it's all in the challenge. are you up to it? |
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Ok, I know you like Aphex and others so thats a plue, youre younger than I so thats also a plus. You're good looking so thats a plus, youre stinkin rich thats pretty good...but still I dont know what youre asking of me. |
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just...to be my valentine. check one: yes [ ] no [ ] |
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I'm not that easy---I need good enough reasons. I want to know what I would have to do by being your Valentine |
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would you two just have sex and get it over with. sheeesh. |
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just let me rub it in to everybody else: "afxNUMB is MY valentine. not yours. so suck eggs." |
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hahaha you make me laugh.... Ambsace Would you let me be your valentine? |
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weatherstoner-I'll smoke a bowl for you on Valentines :D |
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thanks girl. i'll squeeze one out for you in return. |
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You see, I look out for my people :P |
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wait wait. so you're asking if you can be my valentine? well. that's certainly turning the tables a little bit. if that's what you mean, though, i say "yes. yes, you may." |
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Well you were asking so I'm saying would you accept me.... Man I'm dying to smoke a cigg but I feel like its going to make me have to shit and im at work and I do not shit at work :> |
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well...yes. if i can help it, i'll hold it in all day. i've seen some of the creepy-crawlies lurking in those cubicles by the east windows... |
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haha eww, thank god I dont have a cubicle. my office is GREAT! |
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