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offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-01-22 03:54 [#01043793]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker



f0 sh0.

Time for some shameless attention whoring. Shine your lights
on me, bizzles! :)

Oh, and for those who are not interested in the least,
there's BEER here!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-22 04:00 [#01043795]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator



you spring?
how great!
:)


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-01-22 04:03 [#01043798]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker | Followup to tolstoyed: #01043795



I want to become just as beautiful as you, tolstoyed. :)


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-22 04:05 [#01043801]
Points: 50073 Status: Moderator | Followup to eXXailon: #01043798



yeah, i do look good, don't i? :)


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-01-22 04:05 [#01043803]
Points: 13411 Status: Lurker



May I ask what is that purple hippo doing???! :O


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-01-22 04:07 [#01043805]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker | Followup to princo: #01043803



There's more than one possibility, actually:

1. It's doing a funky dance
2. It's pulling your hair and slapping your booty while
you're bent over.
3. It's slapping the face of the person who gives it a
blowjob.

Hippos are very violent...


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2004-01-22 04:12 [#01043808]
Points: 35867 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



yes. i once got killed by hippos.


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-22 05:38 [#01043867]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict | Followup to eXXailon: #01043793



blah blah congratulations and stuff :P
kom nou maar op met dat bier!!!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-01-22 05:41 [#01043869]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to eXXailon: #01043793



What the hell? You troll :P


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-22 05:42 [#01043870]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict | Followup to Drunken Mastah: #01043808



can you prove it?


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-01-22 05:48 [#01043873]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker | Followup to Morton: #01043867



merkenvoorkeur?


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-01-22 05:50 [#01043875]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to eXXailon: #01043793



Congrats.....lil' buddy! Let's party!!!


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offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-22 05:50 [#01043876]
Points: 26326 Status: Lurker | Show recordbag



Sweet as man. HIT THOSE POINTS!


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-01-22 05:51 [#01043877]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker | Followup to giginger: #01043876



charming avatar, lad!
she looks available....*whistles*


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-01-22 05:51 [#01043878]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker | Followup to Jedi Chris: #01043875



parTAY!!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-01-22 05:52 [#01043879]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to eXXailon: #01043877



You drunk?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-22 05:56 [#01043885]
Points: 26326 Status: Lurker | Followup to eXXailon: #01043877 | Show recordbag



Get your hands off of my woman motherfuuuuuuuucker!

Or I'll botty smack YOU!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-01-22 05:56 [#01043886]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to giginger: #01043885



Gut him like a fish!!

*passes knife*


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-22 05:58 [#01043887]
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slicey slicey


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offline Jedi Chris on 2004-01-22 05:59 [#01043890]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to giginger: #01043887



That'll do nicely!! Can I have the head? It will look so
good above my fireplace! :D


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-22 06:00 [#01043891]
Points: 26326 Status: Lurker | Followup to Jedi Chris: #01043890 | Show recordbag



You're always want head!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-01-22 06:01 [#01043893]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to giginger: #01043891



Shhhhhsshhhh.....that was meant to our secret! :P


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-22 06:03 [#01043894]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict | Followup to eXXailon: #01043873



grolsch of course! what did you think?
you wanted to hand me some German beer like Brand? :P


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-01-22 06:06 [#01043897]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to Morton: #01043894



Well you know what these wannabe Nederlanders are like!
Hehehehhe.....he lives in Germany doesn't he? ;)


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-22 06:07 [#01043899]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict | Followup to Jedi Chris: #01043897



oh yes, but he's too stubborn to admit it


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-22 06:08 [#01043901]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict



*plays the eXXailon theme song*

"5000 points and still German"


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-01-22 06:08 [#01043903]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to Morton: #01043899



LOL!!


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-01-22 06:11 [#01043906]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker



giginger: you're a kinky bitch aren't you? ;)

For Morton:


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offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-01-22 06:12 [#01043907]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker | Followup to eXXailon: #01043906



This bottle will make a great mutilation tool when broken.


 

offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-22 06:13 [#01043908]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict | Followup to eXXailon: #01043906



a green bottle? that's export beer!

dutch people can't get hold of that here, how did you..
ohh.. of course..

:P
:D


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-01-22 06:14 [#01043909]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker | Followup to Morton: #01043908



swallow, bitch!! it's not battery acid!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-01-22 06:14 [#01043910]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker



Morton, I found this....


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offline Morton from out (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-22 06:15 [#01043911]
Points: 10000 Status: Addict | Followup to Jedi Chris: #01043910



LOL! :D


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-01-22 06:16 [#01043913]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to Morton: #01043911



Well if you say Limburg is Germany, then it must be
true.....I don't think you'd lie to me. :P


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-01-22 06:20 [#01043916]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker



if you put it that way I might as well bring a tank of
german '42 mustard gas to release its content on your sorry
hineys. it's a good year, so I've been told.

you are nasty people, pissing on my parade :'(


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-01-22 06:21 [#01043919]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to eXXailon: #01043916



The parade is fine.....we need to make sure you have the
correct national permits! ;)


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-01-22 06:23 [#01043920]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker | Followup to Jedi Chris: #01043919



put a sock in it.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-01-22 06:24 [#01043923]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to eXXailon: #01043920



That is no way to speak to an Immigration Control Officer,
young man!

Passport please?


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-01-22 06:27 [#01043925]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker | Followup to Jedi Chris: #01043923



they must have been quite desperate when they gave you that
job.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-01-22 06:31 [#01043926]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to eXXailon: #01043925



Well they were quite eager to stop all the immigrants
crossing the border from Limburg into Holland, so I got the
job easy! :P

Ok enough teasing you now......lets carry on with the
party!!!

*pulls party poppers*


 

offline blowfield on 2004-01-22 07:01 [#01043945]
Points: 572 Status: Regular



congratulations! so, what you can do more now, since you
have 5000 points? flying hippo? two dick hippo?


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-01-22 07:03 [#01043947]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker | Followup to blowfield: #01043945



I've been told not to tell newbies about it....


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-01-22 09:41 [#01044056]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to blowfield: #01043945



When you get to 10,000 points you get magical powers!
Although being a Jedi those things are of no use to me
anyway. So I hope Phob has something special lined up for me
in less than 500 posts time.

Start preparing the party, and buying the pressies.
eXXailon is officially nominated as party coordinator, so
any questions liase with him. Thanks.


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-01-22 09:44 [#01044059]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker



Anyway, enough of this......this is eXXailons big
day......let the celebrations continue!!


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offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2004-01-24 11:49 [#01046936]
Points: 6745 Status: Lurker



It's been one hell of a partay!


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offline corrupted-girl on 2004-01-24 14:25 [#01047077]
Points: 8469 Status: Regular | Followup to eXXailon: #01043793



w00t
:)


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2004-01-24 14:28 [#01047080]
Points: 11496 Status: Lurker | Followup to eXXailon: #01046936



Damn right it was....


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offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2004-01-24 14:51 [#01047109]
Points: 27325 Status: Lurker



Happy 5000!

*does a headspin flare combo!


 

offline hevquip from megagram dusk sect (United States) on 2004-01-24 15:32 [#01047148]
Points: 3379 Status: Regular



4951 more posts to go.


 


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