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offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-02 07:23 [#01013385]
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..I can't get over how creepy these specific Oprah-shows
are - one huge long commercial with a SCREAMING audience
that almost faints continously at all the expensive free
stuff they get dropped into their greedy little hands.

I mean, I guess Oprah gets a nice little extra to choose
certain things as her "favourites", but the really
disgusting aspect is the audience that's practically
drooling.

incredible.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-01-02 07:25 [#01013391]
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Is here favourite thing a 12" rubber COCK????



 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-01-02 07:25 [#01013392]
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*her


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-02 07:26 [#01013393]
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no, but she did put on a nice new pink sweater during the
break.

"Ralph Lauren, thank you!"


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-01-02 07:27 [#01013395]
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qrter - You are posting messages too frequently... Please
wait a minute! Relax!



 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-02 07:27 [#01013396]
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It'd be interesting if you gave the audience some of those
"They Live" sunglasses so they could see what Oprah and her
crew REALLY look like!

OBEY

CONSUME

MARRY AND REPRODUCE


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-02 07:33 [#01013409]
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wasn't her show picked as the best in america in 2003?
how can this happen?? cos obviously this is up to the people
and she seems to be really popular there...i can't stand to
watch her more than 1 minute, honestly, it just hurts too
much and to see that idiotic audience makes me feel bad
being a human...she's peobably one of mine top3 most
annoying people...


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-02 07:35 [#01013413]
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oh christ.

some woman in the front row just about fainted, crying her
eyes out.

Oprah descends and says to her "it's alright" and the woman
says, with quavering voice.. "You are incredible, may God be
upon you".

OPRAH IS THE MESSIAH!!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-02 07:37 [#01013418]
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and why should I even care what necklace Oprah likes to
wear?

such a thoroughly DUMB and completely CONCEITED idea to make
a whole programme out of this.


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2004-01-02 07:41 [#01013428]
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Heh, I know the feeling. Last night I was watching that
world idol show and - I really mean this - I felt a sense of
warm reassurance knowing how fragile life on earth is. A
tongue of flame could reach out from the sun and lick the
earth clean any minute now. :D


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-02 07:42 [#01013432]
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I hope most of the audience get robbed when leaving the
studio.


 

offline princo from Shitty City (Geelong) (Australia) on 2004-01-02 07:50 [#01013445]
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I'll get right on it!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2004-01-02 07:52 [#01013446]
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well, because it's obvious that it's the best one if she
wears it...
i remember once they put some universal remote controlers
under each seat in the studio, and when she told ppl to look
under their seats it was like massive orgy, it was like the
best even or best thing that ever happened to those people
and oprah was standing there like a god...i bet 90% of those
people put those remote controls in a special place in their
home like some specially prepared closet made out of glass
or something :)

another thing...she should some times watch reply of her
show and see how idiotic she is...i mean she always turns
out a moron, whenever she invites someone with average
inteligence...i guess this happen when they run out of dumb
guests or something heh


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-02 07:52 [#01013448]
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fisting!


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2004-01-02 07:54 [#01013450]
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BAM!


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2004-01-02 07:56 [#01013455]
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she should give the audience the popular adult comedy
'Schindlers Fist'


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2004-01-02 07:57 [#01013457]
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"It Was Colored Purple" the adult sequel to "The Color
Purple"


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-02 08:07 [#01013470]
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You know what? You're onto something there!


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2004-01-02 08:10 [#01013480]
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I think so, they need educating on worldly matters, maybe
try 'Humped back at Notre Dam' or 'Sperms of endearment'


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-02 08:12 [#01013483]
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Maybe a glimpse of Star Whores?


 

offline JivverDicker from my house on 2004-01-02 08:16 [#01013491]
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exactly!


 

offline epohs from )C: on 2004-01-02 08:19 [#01013496]
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i can't stand how self righteous oprah is.

i'm sure lots of celebs do shit for people and just don't
crave the attention she does.

harpo production co.
oprah tv show
O magazine, which she puts her smiling mug on the
cover of every edition.

geezz... like seeing your own face much?


 

offline k_maty on 2004-01-02 08:22 [#01013499]
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sorest rump?

shaving ryan's privates?


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2004-01-02 08:26 [#01013506]
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to quote qrter:

yeh yeh yeh


 


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