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offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-12-06 00:41 [#00979281]
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I'm off to pick The Funkmaste rup from Heathrow airport in
10 minutes. If I'm not back by tommorow, assume he has gone
mad and killed us (me and Jedi Chris) and take the
appropriate action :P


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-12-06 00:41 [#00979282]
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Ha ha, just spotted the thread title... oops!


 

offline kochlear from aud-stim.com on 2003-12-06 00:43 [#00979283]
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you're gonna 'pick off' somebody? CONSPIRACY! FBI~


 

offline Refund from Melbourne (Australia) on 2003-12-06 00:43 [#00979284]
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Tell him refund said hi!

and if he ever comes to aus he's got a place to stay!


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-06 00:43 [#00979285]
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pick him off like a motherfucker you crazy diamonds


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-06 00:43 [#00979286]
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..yes.. does sound a bit insane sniperish.. :P


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-12-06 02:45 [#00979342]
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Why is Funkmaster coming to the UK? Has he gone mental?


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-12-06 05:13 [#00979405]
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hev phunn!!!!


 

offline diablo on 2003-12-06 06:36 [#00979450]
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He's on a world tour!

Welcome to the UK Funk - sorry about the food. ;)


 

offline fleetmouse from Horny for Truth on 2003-12-06 06:57 [#00979465]
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This msgboard is like a prison. All we ever hear about is
guys picking up guys.

WE NEED A BIG LADIES WELCOME SIGN.

How about giving the ladies privileged accounts for free so
they can post pictures of them selfs? I don't think too many
guys will pretend to be ladies.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-12-06 10:07 [#00979642]
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i can't believe we let him in the country


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-12-06 10:10 [#00979643]
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hahaha, you uk people, better hide well


 

offline virginpusher from County Clare on 2003-12-06 11:47 [#00979729]
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pick off? omg haahhahh!


 

offline BlatantEcho from All over (United States) on 2003-12-06 11:55 [#00979733]
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lol


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-12-06 16:54 [#00980022]
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Oh didn't I mention? It's new board moderation policy...
instead of temp bans, we dispatch teams of assasins to kill
people who cause disruption ;)

Just got back from Chris' house, Funkmaster is here in Wales
and reeling from a pasting at Soul Calibur and Streetfighter
>:D


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-12-06 16:58 [#00980024]
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you left him there with chris? is chris able to defend him
self?


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-12-06 16:59 [#00980026]
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Don't worry, Chris beat him had Soul Calibur (just)... had
it been the other way round I'd of been reluctant to
leave... he can take the matches a bit too seriously ;)


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-12-06 17:01 [#00980030]
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hahaha


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-12-06 17:21 [#00980044]
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Somebody's bound to lose blood by the end of that weekend...


 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-12-06 17:27 [#00980050]
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or sperm


 

offline J198 from Maastricht (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-06 17:28 [#00980051]
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so what's he like? is he as scary as in the avatar with the
red cheeks?

does he want to get naked all the time? :s


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-12-06 17:41 [#00980061]
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hahaha

yeah, what is he like? is he like you imagined him?
were you listening to peter gabriel on your way to wales? :)


 

offline Zephyr Twin from ΔΔΔ on 2003-12-06 21:42 [#00980300]
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trust me, the big ladies always wear-out their welcome. Let
good enough alone. ;)


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-12-07 01:03 [#00980399]
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Yep, pretty similar, his accent/dialect is slightly
different to my preconception (I expected him to talk like
my cousin from Toronto :), but other than that he's the
Funkmaster through and through...

They're calling by my house in an hour and we're off
sightseeing in south wales.


 

offline horsefactory from 💠 (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-07 01:08 [#00980403]
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HE IS REELING FROM A FACIAL PASTING OF THE SEMEN VARIETY


 

offline electro from detroit on 2003-12-07 01:10 [#00980404]
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please toss him at slough
or throw him in the river
um..trip him at the holes in the underground and rid us of
the funk



 

offline roygbivcore from Joyrex.com, of course! on 2003-12-07 01:20 [#00980405]
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when you ladies are done kissing come over here so i can
beat you proper


 

offline fungusman from Monster Island on 2003-12-07 02:27 [#00980418]
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He talks different cause he's from Newfoundland lol. Instead
of saying "STAIRS" he says "STARS" : )

How do you confuse a newfie? Tell him to go pee in the
corner of a circle. How does a newfie confuse you? He tells
you that he did.


 

offline fungusman from Monster Island on 2003-12-07 02:28 [#00980419]
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Props to the funkmaster, thats a longgggg trip!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-12-07 04:51 [#00980462]
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hmm, if they left to go sightseeing in South Wales at 8:30am
and it is now 11:50 they should have been back over 2 hours
ago having seen everything of interest.

I fear they may have been murdered and the murderer has had
sex with their corpses then ate them.

I wonder what time Ceri will get back on the board? :P


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-07 04:59 [#00980463]
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You've got a point.


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-12-07 05:04 [#00980467]
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You're obviously the brain of this board :P


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-12-07 06:12 [#00980490]
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"he's the Funkmaster through and through"

haha, if this is right they're probably stuck at some
playground or something...they don't have disneyland in
wales do they?? :)


 

offline electro from detroit on 2003-12-07 06:35 [#00980500]
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i'd take him to a manchaster vs liverpool match
put hin in a liverpool shirt
stick him among the manchaster crowd and leave
LOL
they will FUNK him up
he hill be the FUNKED MASSter


 

offline eXXailon from purgatory on 2003-12-07 06:43 [#00980505]
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you sadist


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-12-07 09:51 [#00980607]
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Fucking British Rail, his train was an hour late.........he
needs to catch a connection train from Paddington to
Heathrow (every 15 mins luckily)......I'm guessing he will
be there at 17:10 for definate, checkin time was 15:55
though. British Airways said they could try and get him on
another later flight, but it looked busy......but said for
him to procede to checkout as normal and they'd sort him
out! I really hope things will be Ok - fucking British Rail
they are a joke. Our government want more people to use
public transport, well they must be off their heads!!

The weekend was excellent apart from that.........shame it
had to end this way though!


 

offline Jedi Chris on 2003-12-07 11:33 [#00980677]
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Airport wouldn't tell me when I just phoned, whether he was
on the flight or not :(


 

offline Ceri JC from Jefferson City (United States) on 2003-12-07 11:50 [#00980703]
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British airways = twats.
British rail = even bigger twats.

Public transport in this country is gash and cannot be
relied on. These "green" who think we don't need cars don't
have a clue. I don't want to have one at the moment, but
it's a neccessity.


 

offline earthleakage from tell the world you're winning on 2003-12-07 12:00 [#00980720]
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i wholeheartedly endorse your sentiments, they aint got a
clue


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-07 12:46 [#00980756]
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FUCK RAIL!


 

offline electro from detroit on 2003-12-07 20:28 [#00981403]
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british airway ROCK
it is the best airline
...after virgin
i only fly british airway
you are treated like royalty, compared to other airline...


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-12-07 20:31 [#00981410]
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Ah...so there are British equivalents to Amtrak and
Northwest Airlines...

Good to know. ;)


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-12-08 01:27 [#00981524]
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yes, British Rail SUCKS ASS!!!! My train from Cardiff was
supposed to leave at 1:25, arriving in London Paddington at
3:30 or so... I didn't leave till like 2:30, and arrived in
London Paddington at like 6:00... my flight was already
missed and I wasn't even in Heathrow... but I managed to get
another flight, so thankfully your beloved Funkmaster wasn't
forced to offer sexual favors in the airport... although I
did offer them, it was my choice, I wasn't forced!! ;)

British Airways was great... my only problems with flying is
that I never have enough leg room, and the pressure changes
kill my ears... on long flights after having my knees
crammed into my chest for 5 hours or so, I'm aching... but I
had plenty of leg room on those flights, so I was happy...
the ear thing, well that's not their fault! :)

and well, about Ceri and Chris... they tried to dump me off
at this place called Swindon, the bastards... they were just
angry cause a Canadian had kicked their asses in Street
Fighter... Ceri might say I was beat, but he's lieing, I
swear!!! :)

nah, seriously though, it was a great trip through and
through... with the exception of the return trip yesterday,
everything was smooth, even Chris's bummy!! Thanks again to
Chris and Ceri for showing me around, and cramming the whole
history of England and Wales into two short days!! :)


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-12-08 01:52 [#00981534]
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There is no such thing as British Rail...so stop dissing non
existant businesses.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-12-08 01:55 [#00981535]
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man, you certanly freaked out the brits on this mb...they
were in a state of highest alert when they found out you're
visiting...im sure they're all going to sleep better tonight
:)

seriously tho, looks like you three had a nice time, and its
certanly fun to read about xltronic ppl meetings...so who
are you visiting next? :)


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-12-08 01:57 [#00981537]
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I am going to visit Jesus. But it is going to be a long
stay and I don't know if I will be able to post about it...


 

offline The_Funkmaster from St. John's (Canada) on 2003-12-08 01:59 [#00981538]
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well, I have a date with the Red Light District next
methinks!! ;)

only two weeks left, and really only one weekend, one day of
which I need to do some Christmas shopping, so I have one
day to go somewhere, and I'm thinking I might have a walk
through the red light district in Amsterdam, just to see it
and say I was there...


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-12-08 02:01 [#00981540]
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why visiting jesus now? funkmaster left yesterday...
but if you made up your mind, have a nice trip and a
pleasent stay...oh yeah, and say hi to J. for me please


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-12-08 02:01 [#00981541]
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Sample the goods while you are there as well both herbal and
human.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-12-08 02:02 [#00981543]
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nice...take some pictures please...and dont let them kidnap
you!!!


 


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