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offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-12-02 19:28 [#00974827]
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the world may never know


 

offline DaWeeze from WANTED IN 16 STATES! on 2003-12-02 19:31 [#00974829]
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Future Wax!...Oh, wait...war...

;)


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-03 02:23 [#00975051]
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YEH! and it has Robert Z'Dar in it! better known as Bunki
Z!

um..


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offline Q4Z2X on 2003-12-03 02:35 [#00975071]
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that man is undeniably handsome


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-12-03 02:43 [#00975085]
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Elephantitis is still rampant in shit movies, and those
actors afflicted deserve compassion.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-12-03 03:00 [#00975106]
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this other movie with Robert Z'Dar may actually be
worse..

Rock n' Roll Cops 2: The Adventure Begins:

With a Guitar in One Hand, a Gun in the Other, They Kick
Hollywood's Butt



 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-12-03 03:02 [#00975109]
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Actually conceptually that could work. I wouldn't mind
seeing that.


 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-12-03 03:07 [#00975116]
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i watched bruce almighty the other day and found it stomach
turningly disgusting on so many levels.


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-12-03 03:15 [#00975129]
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i wouldn't say it was the worst movie ever.
disgusting, yes. pointless, yes.

..god really would just give a random person all the power
just to end up making a stupid little point about a
relationship or something..
oh wait.. (s)he just "talks" to people through means of
mental illness..


 

offline Peter Sellars on 2003-12-03 03:15 [#00975130]
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Robin Hood: Men In Tights

the unfunniest lump of poo ever committed to cellulite


 

offline Q4Z2X on 2003-12-03 03:20 [#00975140]
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but what about
"hey guys, i need some air"
*pumps up air sneakers*



 

offline bill_hicks from my city is amazing it is calle on 2003-12-03 03:28 [#00975162]
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cellulite?


 

offline Peter Sellars on 2003-12-03 03:29 [#00975163]
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exactly, that movie put ripples on my ass


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-12-03 03:35 [#00975172]
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That's merely the 4th worst movie ever.

I liked Men in Tights, but it's been probably 8 years since
I've seen it and I'm a new man now, so maybe it DOES suck.

Speaking of Mel Brooks, I remember Mafia! sucking copious
amounts of ass.


 

offline Drunken Mastah from OPPERKLASSESVIN!!! (Norway) on 2003-12-03 03:35 [#00975173]
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"Destination Las Vegas"

That's a shitty film!


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-12-03 03:37 [#00975177]
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Scary Movie 2 has to be the worst film ever.


 

offline danbrusca from Derbyshire (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-03 08:11 [#00975329]
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The worst film ever made was an obscure Mexican western
called Quien Sabe?


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-12-03 08:16 [#00975340]
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Mother Superior: You had a record. So did Mary Magdalene.
Sister Ann: I was a whore doing tricks in back alleys. I
sold drugs...
Mother Superior: Sister Ann, that was then. I'm very proud
of you now.

from future war



 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-03 08:18 [#00975345]
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061550/ is a contender.


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2003-12-03 08:19 [#00975347]
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I reccon it could just be Dogma. Although this could be a
temporal bias as I watched it last night. What a turkey.


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2003-12-03 08:19 [#00975348]
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tin cup (costner/golf.. need i say more?)


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-12-03 08:20 [#00975350]
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Those are not really bad. Well, they're bad, but they're so
bad that they become entertaining, in a way..


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-12-03 08:21 [#00975351]
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dogma is pretty overrated.
and for that matter, i don't understand what people see in
kevin smith writing. his dialogue is just a load of pop
culture references and bears no resemblance to the way
people actually talk. its just little diatribes. plus all of
his characters talk the exact same.


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2003-12-03 08:21 [#00975352]
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the only way i got through it was by slashing the cinema
seats..
i couldnt walk out, i was taking a girl on a date & felt i
had to be polite..


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-12-03 08:21 [#00975354]
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then again, dogma has the buddy christ in it, which makes it
all better


 

offline acrid milk hall from United Kingdom on 2003-12-03 08:22 [#00975356]
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more fool me


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2003-12-03 08:23 [#00975359]
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Hey this sounds interesting.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-12-03 08:24 [#00975363]
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Some people will probably want to hang me for this, but
Bizita Q is one of the worst films I've ever seen.


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2003-12-03 08:27 [#00975369]
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time for a plug...check out my mates new movie
here



 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-12-03 08:28 [#00975372]
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not exactly the best thread to plug it in, is it?


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-03 08:29 [#00975374]
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ha ha


 

offline Quernstone from Padova (Italy) on 2003-12-03 08:29 [#00975375]
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true...i am not only shameless but also inappropriate. Fuck.


 

offline fungusman from Monster Island on 2003-12-03 08:32 [#00975377]
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"Robert Z'Dar .... Cyborg Master"

!!!


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-12-03 08:33 [#00975382]
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"rock n' roll cops 2: the adventure begins"

two things: how can the adventure begin in the second one
and was a first one made or did they just slam the number 2
after it?


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-03 08:34 [#00975383]
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Two contenders I saw this year are Sabretooth and Ghosts Of
Mars.


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-12-03 08:34 [#00975384]
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i ADORED mst3k's "future war" episode!!!

one of the funniest thigns i have EVER laid eyes upon!!!
those women with the "crystal ball"?!?!?

stevie nicks, eat your heart out.


 

offline sadist from the dark side of the moon on 2003-12-03 08:37 [#00975392]
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first place --> "bad taste" by lynch
this film shouldn't exist really.

second place --> "mission impossible 2"


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-12-03 08:40 [#00975396]
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the part where a highlighted dove flies behind tom cruise in
slow motion coincided with my walking out of that movie.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-03 08:42 [#00975399]
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"bad taste" by Lynch..?

which Lynch?


 

offline Oddioblender from Fort Worth, TX (United States) on 2003-12-03 08:43 [#00975401]
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you are all wrong. the worst movie ever is "freddy got
fingered."


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-12-03 08:46 [#00975403]
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I kind of liked Mission : Impossible 2. It was dumb,
but fun.. What did you expect, seriously ?

Oh, and I saw it in a boat. The fun never stops.


 

offline qrter from the future, and it works (Netherlands, The) on 2003-12-03 08:48 [#00975404]
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worst film must be "The Matrix Reloaded".


 

offline Chri5py from my Solarbear (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-03 08:49 [#00975405]
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Bad taste....?

Peter Jackson of LOTRs fame created that.

and it's a great fun film!


 

offline Jarworski from The Grove (United Kingdom) on 2003-12-03 08:49 [#00975406]
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Oh yes. I'd actually place Reloaded above Revolutions, which
was in my book a complete stinker with no redeemable
features.


 

offline dariusgriffin from cool on 2003-12-03 08:53 [#00975410]
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No. I decided it would be Bizita Q in order to piss
off all those people who like this piece of mutilated shit
so much because it's INDEPENDENT and JAPANESE, like whoa.


 

offline zaphod from the metaverse on 2003-12-03 09:17 [#00975425]
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hah. "whoa, that has japanese people in it? must be good."


 

offline tibbar from harrisburg, pa (United States) on 2003-12-03 09:30 [#00975440]
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just imagine if lynch had done bad taste!!!

it would be phenominal!!!!

hahahahahaha


 

offline rez from here on 2003-12-03 12:04 [#00975683]
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'freddy got fingered' is funny sometimes, but maybe it's the
worst movie i've seen.


 

offline REFLEX from Edmonton, Alberta (Canada) on 2003-12-03 12:08 [#00975689]
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worst movie ever made====> waking life.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-12-03 12:50 [#00975774]
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some of my least favorite movies of recent years. no
particular order:

dude where's my car?
time machine
keeping the faith
pay it forward
stealing harvard
dog days
swept away
barbershop
moulin rouge
the grinch
windtalkers
billy elliot
igby goes down
far from heaven
8mm
mr deeds
fifteen minutes

they aren't necessarily the worst movies ever made. I just
fucking hated them.



 


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