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offline ecnadniarb on 2003-11-26 17:45 [#00967058]
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Lets hope it takes off.

That way I only need to last 20 seconds instead of 2 hours
when I'm not in the mood. Grunt grunt grunt...push
button...roll over, fall to sleep.


 

offline evolume from seattle (United States) on 2003-11-26 17:48 [#00967060]
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damn that's hot.


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-11-26 17:50 [#00967062]
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Imagine how funny it could be in a club :D!!!

I will probably be arrested at some point in the future for
pushing girls in the base of the spine :P


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-11-26 17:51 [#00967063]
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OH no...I can see it know

Woman to Policeman "Officer he raped me"

Me to Policeman "No I nver I just pushed her spine"

Policeman to Me "That's it sonny jim I am locking you up for
12 years which means you won't be out for 6 months."


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-11-26 17:53 [#00967064]
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i red an article today about some women suffering from this
weird condition which causes multiple orgasms each day...i
think it said 100, which is quite a lot :)

im not making this up...it was there!!!
i can scan it...in case anyone reads slovene


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-11-26 17:54 [#00967065]
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That condition is called a washing machine on spin cycle.


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-11-26 17:56 [#00967066]
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you dont belive me...but i tell ya - it was there
and its not just another silly paper, it is most serious
magazine!


 

offline ecnadniarb on 2003-11-26 17:59 [#00967067]
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I do beleive you...why would you lie about something like
that? I mean if you had said that YOU cause women to have
multiple orgasms every day, then obviously I wouldn't
beleive that, because you aren't me. But I can beleive
there is a condition which causes this :D


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-11-26 18:01 [#00967069]
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most definitely...im very selfish

so, umm,---...that condition is actually you then??


 

offline DeLtoiD from Ontario on 2003-11-26 20:10 [#00967130]
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imagine one for men?

haha, i'd need like a wetsuit or something


 

offline Ophecks from Nova Scotia (Canada) on 2003-11-26 20:16 [#00967134]
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I've dreamt about a product like this. Sign me up, I won't
be able to produce semen fast enough. Be shooting air.


 

offline giginger from Milky Beans (United Kingdom) on 2003-11-27 06:21 [#00967514]
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I'M IN!


 

offline Bob Mcbob on 2003-11-27 06:24 [#00967521]
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i read about that too. i thought it was pretty cool till i
found out it was a 81 year old woman. yeesh


 

offline JAroen from the pineal gland on 2003-11-27 06:26 [#00967524]
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good when you're a firefighter...

and theres no water nearby..

just pressa button and...

uuhn

n

:\


 

offline TonyFish from the realm of our dreams on 2003-11-27 06:27 [#00967526]
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I'm horrified!


 

offline tolstoyed from the ocean on 2003-11-27 09:28 [#00967683]
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81? so those that have it apperantly have it all their
liffe

this article i've read wasnt on any particular woman, so it
must be true then!
:)


 


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