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Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? |
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hahaha :D |
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:D |
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Why America is called "a peace loving nation"? |
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I knew them in spanish mail jokes are universal as I see |
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Why do we spend hours hunting for the remote controll when all we need to do is walk over to the TV and press the button? My don't microsoft errors just tell you straight what the problem is? |
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why birds suddenly appear...everytime...you are near? |
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Just like me.... they long to be.... close to you xxx |
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Ahhhhhhhh. |
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Why do dolphins swim into those nets? |
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why?? |
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How can the Bible have a hidden message that tells you when the world is going to end? I mean, if the authors knew that the world was ending, why did they bother to write the Bible at all? |
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Also... who wrote the Bible? |
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is pogo a metaphor for how you'd like to get bounced on? i'm not trying to be mean just wondering |
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haha, good one. |
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children talking, for shame! after all pogo has done for you! |
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why do you never see baby pigeons |
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I think pigeons just eat and eat until they are large enough to divide and become two. |
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good theory! |
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pogo will have her revenge make no mistake of that |
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why ask why? drink bud dry. |
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Because they are them types of birds that when they can fly pretty much as soon as they grow the right feathers..Like automaticly. Then they leave the nest,looking fully grown.But before then , they cudnt leave the nest.hence not seeing them..unless u wander around peeping into nests. |
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sometimes you can find bubby pidgeons under railway bridges with holes i their heads, but that hardly ever happens. |
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I'm called pOgO from a system of a down song which I believe is about sex, so you're nearly right I suppose No revenge is needed here, but I must warn ye, do NOT cross my path again or I will strike down upon the with my mighty sword of omens ! |
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that pigeon thing was in some commercial also, 'why towels need to be washed? we are clean when we use them.' |
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Like my baby pigeon :( |
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yo you have a sword? now thats freaky |
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we r are why. are y are we? |
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if you feed a pigeon bicarbonate of soda, its stomach will burst when it tries to fly because pigeons can neither belch nor pass wind. the trick is, getting it to eat bicarb in the first place. any suggestions? |
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tip some onto the floor, and put up a signpost that says 'free food', then hide behind a conveniant boulder. |
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wile-e-coyote style? that big blue thing was a pigeon? |
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no it was a roadrunner, but the principal is the same. |
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k-maty: erm, what? |
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they are titles to 2 ae tracks |
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so that was bicarbonate of soda that wile-e-coyote was always trying to get roadrunner to eat? no wonder he never had any luck. i dont recall the episode when roadrunners stomach burst though.. did i miss that one? or are roadrunners not afflicted by the same design fault as pigeons? |
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pigeons are evil they deserve everything they get |
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loving pigeons is the new hating pigeons |
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